Has anyone else seen him perform and been as sexually excited?

No? I guess I'm going it alone on this one then.

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Although he seems to float your boat, kinder, I have never heard of him. What was he in?
(Not that he's at all likely to arouse me.)

Well for all his faults at least the spammer breathed some life into what was always going to be a fatality of a thread. Thanks.

I can really sense your interest Dr.H. He is actually a Canadian stand up comic. He's breathtaking. It's his Edinburgh debut this year and he's also featured in the acclaimed 'Edinburgh or Bust' career booster. It's got a Friday night slot so just let the combination of rampant friday night arousal and him on the screen take you places.

Yes, he's lovely, but I don't feel quite so strongly as you do, Kinder!

What was your favourite joke?

>What was your favourite joke?

Ummm... he cut rather close to the bone at times...
One (white) woman had mentioned she worked with 'Happy Pakis' which really made me cringe. Of course this came back round to smack her in the face a bit later, when Russell asked (in a more amusing way that I tell it) whether she had any other racist remarks she'd like to make.

What I laughed most at was this running joke he had with a couple of the audience members. There was this one Israeli jewish kid who had some weird name and a serious cough and basically everything related to him was hysterical!

The set joke I liked best was the one about 'real' porn.
I was a bit drunk, and my memory is shit anyway, but I do remember guffawing loudly at that.

Oh and why you should never watch Indian movies before going to India!

Do you mind if I quote some of your views to posty on down to the online interactive festival review?

>Do you mind if I quote some of your views to posty on down to the online interactive festival review?


Tell me what you're going to quote and I'll try to word it more eloquently!

>Do you mind if I quote some of your views to posty on down to the online interactive festival review?


Oh, I see you got there already! :0)
I posted that wee bit of shite in a momant of boredom last night.
My lift home from work had just arrived and I was in a rush, hence it's crappy nature!

No I thought it was very eloquent Ailie although the copy and paste effort I entered makes for compelling reading you must admit. Sorry for adding the word 'gobsmacked'.

>Sorry for adding the word 'gobsmacked'.

Artistic licence :0)

Aww thanks Ailie. Do I now have permission to splatter all sorts of obscenties around the net under your name?

I promise to include a link to the infamous pant game.

well just as long as you link to Pants On A Stick.

Well, he sounds quite good (but still not arousing). I'll look out for him.

Dr.H it's refreshing that you see it all from an asexual perspective. Can you enlighten me at all how one man can rationally be so attractive?

Russell's promo posters really don't do him justice.

I'll be watching Edinburgh Or Bust tonight.

Do you have any flyers handy that you could scan and let me oggle at?

Or even a Magnum rapper?

>Or even a Magnum rapper?

MC Magnum.

Ummm... Tell you what. I've ordered a scanner which should arrive this week or next, so when I get that, I'll scan it in and send it to you...
I could always mail you a few...(?)

Really Ailie? You'd do that to fulfill my fantasies? That would be wonderful.

I can't believe such generosity exists. And in a Mark Lamarr fan! Kindness really does crop up in the most unexpected of places.

Would it be cheeky for me to accept your offer and email you my address? I'll send a travellers cheque to cover any costs if need be.

>Would it be cheeky for me to accept your offer and email you my address?

I wouldn't have offered if I thought it would be cheeky!

>I'll send a travellers cheque to cover any costs if need be.

Where the hell do you live?!
I'm sure I can cope with postage costs. I can just send them from work!

>I can't believe such generosity exists. And in a Mark Lamarr fan! Kindness really does crop up in the most unexpected of places.

What can I say, it's nice to be nice! :0)

So you're Kinder Surprise in real life too?

You're parents must be pretty sadistic to name you after a confectionary entertainment device...
Hmmm...

I think I'll be in Edinburgh tomorrow, so I'll pick up a handful of them for you.

Oh I don't live abroad. I just acquire many of my financial loans from lost tourists.

I sent you an email. Please don't pass on my address as voluntary land for nuclear testing.

Y'know Ailie, I think I love you.

>Y'know Ailie, I think I love you.


How sweet! Thank you kinder! You shall get your flyers First Class!

Thank your company for me. :)

I work in a university.
This one's on the government, bless 'em!

standup.co.uk have just been to the Fringe! (lucky them)

To quote them:

"There was a bit of a buzz going round about Russell Peters for a few days - but I think that people have seen sense now!"

AND they tell me that my views on Simon Evans are aparently unique.

Fuckers.













Please excuse the profanity.

a bit of a buzz eh? Maybe flies were attracted by the Magnum.

I love you Aile! Don't listen too closely to the views of middle aged men with an obvious jealous streak and hatred for women, including Simon Evans.

The Stand up UK site is shite anyway. Don't know why they feel superiority.

Anyhow, I already posted my comments to the Scotsman reviews, so I feel a bit happier.

Limited things are in the post to you. You should have them by tomorrow. :0)

How can you love me, btw? I like Mark Lamarr!

Ailie thankyou so much. You are making a Londoner very happy. Is there any parochial item you'd like me to post to you?

And I think I can learn to accept your Mark Lamarr based activities. Love conquers all, even a repugnance for Mark Lammar.

Could you post me some nail-clippings, for my collection?

hehe...The Scottish really do consider England to be a land of third world savages don't they?

I'll see what I can do. Do you like ones with a serated edge and possible pen knife qualities?

Stop it.
You're getting me excited.

Really? Hmm...well I once had a prolonged toe nail growth and the clipping equalled the destructive calibre of a machete.

STOP!


I'M GETTING FRENZIED!


STOP TEASING ME WITH THIS SEXY TALK!

I'm applying lashings of veruka gel to my tight veruka crevices as I type...

>I'm applying lashings of veruka gel to my tight veruka crevices as I type...

You are disgusting.

Where are you today? The verucas giving you a bit of trouble, eh?

Let's not go into kinder's crevices. In any sense.

Ugh.

I saw Russell Peter's tonight at Late n Live and he didn't strike me as particularly special - neither in material or appearance. Sorry.

Oh, and that apostrohpe was done with irony....

Ailie, thankyou so very much for my little package. It brightened up my day. I am so grateful and will remain forever indebted to you. You know, with the hormone surge you've created in me due to the delightful images I think I've had another growth spurt.

Sorry if I got a bit hardcore with the verucas. :)

re: package

No problem. I'm just sorry I couldn't find you more stuff.
If I'd been there in the evening, I'm sure I'd have got plenty of bits and pieces, but on a Saturdaylunchtime, the place was deserted.

Control those hormones! I'd *hate* to think that I am indirectly responsible for sexual deviancy!


Perish the thought.

Ailie you're so sweet. Thankyou dearly for the package. It saved me a train journey.