"I suppose I should just go and have a conversation with a real in the flesh person."

But do you know any, Sandy?

>It is no wonder that comedy on this fucking island is going down the tubes.

What island is that then? The Isle of Wight?

Sandy Arsehole, more like.

See what I mean?
Bye Sad blokes.

So you can't even fuck off without telling everyone that you are fucking off?

The Internet equivalent of a door being slammed in a sulky fashion.

Sandy,Tell us all a joke and give us your pithy,revelatory comment on comtempory comedy,and if you truly are superiour to us,then Im sure we as a collective will walk away,never log on to this site again and The Corpses can return to their loved ones in Papua, New Guinea.

Its always struck me that someone would have to be really, really, really boring to post a message telling people they are really really boring. Thats what I think anyway.
Sorry, that was boring wasn't it?

Just realized who this Sandy Nelson is. Read his comments on the guitar comedy thread and decide for yourself who is the real boring loser. (Clue: it's the one who thinks he's a radical socialist Scottish Nationalist, and thinks Scotland is part of the British Empire.)

Just thought I'd change the title.

hi i'm sandy, i'm so sad i thought i'd come to your forum and talka load of bollocks, insult you all and then say, 'i told you, you were boring' when nothing more has been sad.

Sandy is a very sad person.

Hey, Sandy - yes, I know you're still here, you're popping back at regular intervals to see what we've been saying about you. We get someone like you about once a week, passing through, slagging the site for being cynical or whatever, and then "disappearing". Anyway, help make the site more interesting, go on. Best comedy song? Anything you'd like to see on sell-through video - Stanley Baxter? What's your favourite Grampian ident? You see - something for everyone.

Turning into Why Don't You, this, isn't it?

BTW You're not the same Sandy Nelson who had a hit in the late 50s with Let There Be Drums, are you?

I'd just like to say I like the sound of Sandy. His webpage is very intriguing. I'll bet he really is the 'new Billy Connoly'.

Where can I see you perform next Sandy?

He won't tell you Kinder. He thinks we're all boring you see.

Sandy, just go disappear back into your little hole, eh?

There really is something sadly wrong with pathetic losers who go around forums calling people sad.

Mind you, that said, now I've stuck up for the comedy side of this forum maybe some of the comedy folk will leave the ident lot alone, know what I mean?

Oh, it's just like Europe this. Germany over here discussing idents, while those oh-so-whimsical Brits discuss the best way to say "pants" to hunorous effect, whilst the Belgians wander round looknig confused and occasionally falling over.






I'm quite proud of this simile. Aaaah. Do you see?

"Sandy, just go disappear back into your little hole, eh?"

It's called 'Scotland'.

>"Sandy, just go disappear back into your little hole, eh?"
>
>It's called 'Scotland'.


Fuck off! I'm scottish!

I didn't mean your bit of Scotland. Just the regions populated by left-wing nationalist comedy guitarists.

Ah he's just got a bit of comedic spunk. I am desperate to hear his parody of Rhonan Keating. Just desperate.

"a bit of comedic spunk" is just the best phrase I have ever heard. I intend to use it as often as possible from now on.
"Oh, it'll wash out.. its only a bit of comedic spunk."

>"a bit of comedic spunk" is just the best phrase I have ever heard.

Why thankyou Sam. I worked hard to achieve it.

Subbes done:

>Oh, it's just like Europe this. Germany over here discussing idents, while those oh-so-whimsical Brits discuss the best way to say "pants" to hunorous effect, whilst the Belgians wander round looknig confused and occasionally falling over.

Just add the sound of Stuart Hall laughing and you've got It's A Knockout, really, haven't you?

Speaking of which, what is a 'fil rouge'?

Cheerio

Steve

>"a bit of comedic spunk" is just the best phrase I have ever heard.

>Why thankyou Sam. I worked hard to achieve it.

No, no, thankYOU Kinder. I have just managed my first valid use of the phrase.. the first of many I hope. If there is anything I can do to repay you, please let me know.

>>I have just managed my first valid use of the phrase..

Did it go down well?

>If there is anything I can do to repay you, please let me know.

Well if it's prolific use builds your career somehow I may be after some royalties.

>Just add the sound of Stuart Hall laughing and you've got It's A Knockout, really, haven't you?
>Speaking of which, what is a 'fil rouge'?

I'm sorry, i haven't a clue...

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