Yes, yes I have damn you. I've also fallen for Suii (she's so delicious) and John (he's my favourite E-male) but my heart belongs to Richard Herring.

I hope you've explained this situation to them all Gee - you don't want any jelous lovers getting angry.

I really need a worthwhile relationship - I've got so much to take. Believe it or not, underneath this cocky facade there's a heart of stone.

Hmmm... that's a tricky one... I mean she seems nice enough, but what does she look like?

I had a lot at the Cakeshop once, and there was a picture of her there somewhere. Don't remember what it was like.

Sorry, should have read 'had a look at...'

I don't think this should get too personal. Unless we're talking Herring, gorgeous.

>John (he's my favourite E-male)



That's John!

I love her.

I have an on/off love for kinder surprise.

It's off at the moment.

I am in love with the world.

http://members.iquest.net/~cjadudley/

will give you lot's of lovely piccys of the gorgeous subbes...although she has blue hair now....can't remember the link for the blue hair one..piffle....

Oooooooh she's nice

What a sweetie.

*trying really hard not to comment*

Er........naaah, no good.

<goes for a walk instead>


Oooh and Gee, we laaaaaaaaaaaaaarve you!!!
(Me and John! that is!!)

>*trying really hard not to comment*
>
>Er........naaah, no good.
>
Mean Suiii!

She seems quite lovely. And reading some of the site, not a bad writer either. Sort of Doug Couplandy (IMHO a very good thing.)

*looks askance* You're all the same person being secretly ironic, right?

And trust you to give the wrong link, bunny! Cuh. It's http://www.subbes.nu now, really it is.

Though there are fewer pictures up on that one. I got fed up with people suing me for psychological damage after seeing such a horrific sight.

No, I'm not mean, merely armed with hindsight, do you SEE??

<storms off, slams door>

bastards.

Sorry Suiii - only kidding. Come back! Please?

I think I left my Pringles in here anyway, Good Evening!! Want one? New Piiizzza flavour *lol*

Pizza flavour??? Could it be true?

>Well, have you?

Guilty as charged.

(Tries to snog Subbes but is hopelessly rebuffed)

Oh the fucking futility of it all.


Ahhh well, don't say I didn't warn you.


And yes, Pizza Pringles are now no longer an impossible dream.

>I have an on/off love for kinder surprise.
>
>It's off at the moment.

Ha! Well I am glad. I think you'd be too high maintenance for me Jon and I don't know nearly enough virgins to satisfy your wanton cravings.

that link's just a log at the mo...& there are no piccys...pah..twould 'o' been no use to these charming people alex m'dear...

Interesting comment about penis envy in those online diaries - the part about how, if you had a penis, you would just sit around playing with it all day. This comment is usually made by men about breasts.

Of course, the average men _does_ spend all day playing with his penis.



Oh. Just me then?

*pulls hand out of her top*

*innocent grin*

*quickly changes subject*
Ah, yes, sorry, Log has no pics. well, two pics. Of me. Three if you count one of my hand.

Something wrong, Suiii? Would you like some Reese's Pieces?

>*looks askance* You're all the same person being secretly ironic, right?
>

Oh subbes you're such a modest harlett.

>And trust you to give the wrong link, bunny! Cuh. It's http://www.subbes.nu now, really it is.

That's my girl, curse the revelation of your croupier image, but continue to dish it out all the same...

Her "croupier image"?

Is there a different one, in which she looks less croupy?

LOL Jon you're funny. Which definition of 'croup' are you referring to though? The throat swell or the rump of a horse?

Well, you wrote it. I thought you meant the horse.

What does it mean when you put 'LOL', btw?

Oh I'm sorry it's gutter web jargon for *laughs out loud*.

I actually meant she looked like the croupier of a gaming table. But I am now levering towards the horse rump.

Yes, I knew you meant that, I just pretended to misunderstand because I thought it would be mildly amusing...

It got a LOL. It was worth it.

LOL :-p

Oh Jon you're so manipulative of my joy.

Mmmmmm.... aren't I just....

>Has anyone else fallen in love with Subbes yet?


Why does no one love *me*...?


*sob*

You're all so shallow.
A third eye is nothing to be ashamed of.

I bet if I knew you there's a 80% chance I'd love you.

>>Has anyone else fallen in love with Subbes yet?
>
>
>Why does no one love *me*...?
>
>
>*sob*
>

Well, Ailie, I don't know you too well but I quite like Mark Lamarr. It's a start I suppose...

Date A Corpse

A forum dating agency complete with catchy name.

Al, you like Mark Lamarr?
Aaaaarrrgghhh!!!
Are you single?!

;0)

Arma, that was a rather sweet comment. Very lovely of you!

>Date A Corpse
>
>A forum dating agency complete with catchy name.
>
>Al, you like Mark Lamarr?
>Aaaaarrrgghhh!!!
>Are you single?!
>
I said I *quite* liked him, Ailie, don't get too carried away!
And I'm afraid I'm not single. Sorry...

>I said I *quite* liked him, Ailie, don't get too carried away!
>And I'm afraid I'm not single. Sorry...
>

:0)

I hope you realise that my comments were intended as a joke...
Just to clarify!

>>I said I *quite* liked him, Ailie, don't get too carried away!
>>And I'm afraid I'm not single. Sorry...
>>
>
>:0)
>
>I hope you realise that my comments were intended as a joke...
>Just to clarify!
I got it - but you have to forgive a boy for wanting to feel flattered ;0)

> you have to forgive a boy for wanting to feel flattered ;0)


You're forgiven and if you're ever single in the near future...

lol

..dial 01752 301094...

& scream down the phone calling the person a bitch...alright..?

good good...ahem..

Horse rump?

cow.*








*j/k.

No I'm sorry. I can't keep up with this. I don't understand a bloody word you're saying...

Someone called me a horse rump.

It was a long time ago, mind. but still relevant

No they didn't subbes. Your croup seems to be sprouting some paranoia.

Too much 'protein' I think you'll find.

Ooo, Suiii, that was gooooood!

Mind if I use it?

*completely lost*

Suii! lol

Brrrrrrrrrrm!

*Wahey!!!...**










... (not!)

hail all to witness the idiot parade!!!

This'll be a0d, then.

(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.

So go do something better with your lives.

*blank looks*

oh, go AWAY.

Ian: Violence.


Jason: Yep.

Very much like the site, subbes, especially the writings. (Haven't really had chance to check the rest of it out yet.) Are you planning to do anything with them - I thought they were really quite imaginative pieces.

I didn't bother looking at subbes' little ecrits, I just looked at the picture. Are they any good then?

Am i planning to do anything with em? Well, I think they'll just follow me round on every site I do. I might like to be published some day, but no hope in hell that it'll be those pieces, and I'd really rather not spend umpteen $s pursuing that dream when it'll all be a waste. The whole of subbes.nu is meant to help me work on my writing, though at the moment it only seems to be helping me notice how cr*p i am at it on a day-to-day basis.

I won't allow anymore modesty from you subbes. Your pieces are the pick of the croup.

yes, but horse's arses don't tend to write very much.

Look, are you genuinely sarcastic to everyone, or do you just have some kind of personal vendetta against me involving the word 'croup'? Is there some huge in-joke that I've missed?

It's no vendetta subbes. It would be an injoke if it weren't for the fact this thread is publicly accessible.

See above for someone as per usual misinterpreting me and my use of the word 'croupier.'

Nothing meant by it subbes.

I suppose it's all my fault...

>me and my use of the word 'croupier.'



mmmmmmm.......poker

Mrrrrrrrrrraoirrrrrr.

Well... then I suppose that's all right.

Croupier. Yeah, I could do that job.

A shaved monkey could do that job...oh, I see...

lol. I'm really beginning to warm to Ewar.

Heehee

I shall pout.
*pouts*



There. told you so.

subbes, I hate to break it to you but a pout signals as more a warning than an attractive pose on a croup. And possibly the need for a shovel.

Shut the **** up right now.

No need to get petty.

You..you..manure generating cow.

*kick, slap*

You're just jealous because I have a better name.

Of all the various things about you to choose to be jealous of...yes I'd have to pick your name.

How are we pronouncing "subbes", by the way?

"soo-bah-hesss"

Thass how I always said it!

No... Like 'subs'.

(And it doesn't have a capital S, by the way.)

...so, you're not jealous of my breasts, then?

Will you shut the fuck up about your nasty saggy tits for five bloody minutes? Try saying something about, ooh, I dunno, COMEDY. Fercryinoutloud...


I assume the title of this thread refers to anyone other than subbes...

subbes has lovely parts...read that summares

As a diversion, why not try to guess the height of kinder surprise? Endless fun.

My latest guess is 5ft 2inches.

Your latest guess?
What made you modify your previous guesses? Do you have access to some inside information unavailable to everyone else? if so, then this is unfair.
Still, I'll chance my arm and go for 5 foot 6.

I use to think she'd be like other kinder surprises, and just measure 1.5 inches. However, we now know she is not like the others.

kinder!!! yeebul shakey!


Um, 5'7"?

I'll stick with 5 foot 6.

that would be in the stilleto flip-flops...?

4' 9" - and counting....

3 foot.

[ewar: shut up. I'll mention what I want (the b word has been said... what, three times, in total, in the past week... not a lot at all, unless you're only reading about 5 topics total) and you can continue to talk about what you want. Misterable bistards, some of you, yet oddly, people i looked up to and wanted to get to know.]

>I use to think she'd be like other kinder surprises, and just measure 1.5 inches.

Was that back when you thought we were sexually compatible?

I've never thought you're sexually compatible with anyone.

How tall then?

I find your typical male measuring habits very amusing but I refuse to reveal details which may cost me my anonymity.

I reckon 7'3".

Three apples.

Two melons.










Or was that too stereotypical again?

subbes you're quite close. It's actually two croups.

But is that using the croup of an adult mare or a foal?

Tricky...

Strange you should ask. I usually rely on the accuracy of two croups of adult mares which are in the process of giving birth to foals. Before I relied on just general croups but it all changed with metrication.