>Well?
>

I was thinking the same thing just the other day....who else is going to help with any Simpsons/Frasier-related queries I have?

Not that that's the only reason you should be on here, of course...

There's no one to make threads stay for ages without them here - there departure makes the forum seem less freindly - but Suiii has made a posting recently - but without a red name...

*waves at everyone*

Fear not little forumgoers, we're still here! What happened was that we were so shocked at BBC2 showing 'Who Shot Mr Burns Pt 2' that we each lapsed into a coma!!
Heehee. the truth is that John is staying here and we've both been too bloody drunk/hungover to do much! *snigger*

Aww, John's come over all emotional now. Bless him!
OK, the party starts here, anyone for vodka??

The lesbian won't allow me internet access while I'm staying at hers.

I've just sneaked on while she's downstairs making us some Smash.

LIES!! Damnable lies!! He's spent about 8 hours a day at www.bigcocks.com, the filthy boy! Little does he know that I've spat in his Smash muhhhhahahahahahahah!!

That's more like it! Welcome back to both of you!

Good old Justin, have some of this lovely vodka!

> Good old Justin, have some of this lovely vodka!


Cheers, you two!!!

Did you, uhh, y'know, get up to any..... *ahem*

Ewwwwwwwww! Ewwwwww ewwwwww ewwwwwww!!!!
He's a pooftah and I'm a great big lezzer! Ohhhh you mean with other queers?? Naaaah, we didn't even cop off at Pride, cos we wuz too drunk!! Heeeheee

Hmmm ... I'm not convinced. You guys seem so close; are you sure you haven't "just checked" from time to time?

Well....there was that one time after we'd been to see Barry Manilow in concert......

And that time you kissed another man, Suiii...

I once overheard an old lady in a bus queue:

'Gays? Load of rubbish. They just put it on because they want attention, that's all it is...'

When I first typed that, it came out as: 'I once overgeared an old lady...'

I think that would have been better.

I once went a bit heavy on the clutch with an old lady.

>And that time you kissed another man, Suiii...

Yeah but at least <<<CENSORED>>>


Do you see?

Oh, yes.

But does it count if he *made* me?

mmmmmmmmmm Chewits.

hey u have a fan club!

*smiles* Sweet innit!

Chewits?

It were a watch, actually.

i want a fanclub too

Can I be in your fanclub? I genuinely admire your hairstyle collection - it was not my intention to insult (as others have insinuated.)

Mmm. I, too, love the Jeffery Dahmler(sp?) look....

(ahem)

Man, look at what we're becoming. We're turning into the CakeShop. I mean, I've always wanted to be a lesbian, but I'm not sure I want to pay that heavy a price.

>Man, look at what we're becoming. We're turning into the CakeShop. I mean, I've always wanted to be a lesbian, but I'm not sure I want to pay that heavy a price.

What the sod is the CakeShop?

>
>What the sod is the CakeShop?
>
Mel & Sue's official/unofficial (not sure which one) website. It's another offshoot of Rob S's www.notbbc.co.uk website, I think. (I know the second "website" is the wrong word - I don't know what I'm talking about....)

THEY HAVE FANS?!?!

do not mock the cakeshop

there are some scary angry people in there....I know

i am one of them

Awww Lou, you aint scary!! Join the John!, Suiii and Spooky Little Louey Fanclub!

ok!! :)


yay!!!!

Er... the cakeshop isn't an offshoot. i think it was here before notbbc. Yes, yes i'm pretty sure it was.

So there.

well i;ve been at the cs - well sevreal form of the cs for like......um, three years.....is it really that long!>!>!> i really have NO life!

Awww poor thing! And Robs TV forum has been kicking around in one form or another for aaaages.

yeh

whoo

Yeah, well... my dad's bigger than your dad, so... there.

my cat has sharper teeth and claws than your goldfish!

My woofins will kill them AAALLLL!

hahahhaaa

Labraguts?

My cat's cuter.

HA!

Labraguts ruuuuuules all!

Yes - make no mistake - John! and Suiii are back.

Whoah yeah! Here, have some 'Smilers' they're fruuuuuity!

fnarp


froooooooooooty

Here, chew on these Cheestrings!

Oh Johnny baby, you big silly poof! Lou isn't a plebeian like you!

Did you know?

(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.

>Oh, yes.
>
>But does it count if he *made* me?

*marge simpson hmmmm*

you see kids? this is what is wrong with society today, it's all about a Louise Song

*tips jaunty hat*

No.

I'm not 'naked'.

Good.

Oh, you little minx.

He is, though.

Filthy peasants.

Only because you've stolen our hard earned soap for your own nefarious porpoises.

She could have you done for defamation y'know.

and you could be done for impersonating a third rate actor Mr Cole, it's rather apt you chose that name actually isn't it hmm?

A drink is in order!

speaking of student related instances (drinking) are you still going to Manchester Met Uni this year John?

Actually, I've been accepted at Yale.

And by Yale, I do, of course, mean Manchester.

Johnny gotta have it!

>Johnny gotta have it!

Whoa now! Remember what happened last time you said that? Ewwww sticky.

Mmm...sticky.

*shudders*
It was reminiscent of that scene from 'The Wizard of Oz'.

I don't remember the scene where Dorothy gets her face covered in spunk.

Maybe I was in the toilet.

*snigger*

It was the 'Directors Cut'!

Those Munchkins shoot a hell of a load.

Those Munchkins shoot a hell of a load.

So good she said it twice!

What a predictable statement!

scooble

Who could disagree with that?

Not I! Lou for Prime Minister!!

But she'd make us all become lesbians.

Your point being???

No-one wants to become a lesbian.

I bet you'd look quite nice as a lady, John!

But it's not the weekend yet!

i have a picture of johnand one of suii, and i am going to put them online! hahaha! unless they pay me!

untilthen enjoy pics of the cuban boys live upstairs at the garage!

http://Proopsfan.tripod.com/bam/cubanslivepics.html

Are they great photos?

Or are they ones of us naked?

Not those pics at that 'Jelly' party??

And Arma, Johnny is a laydee, he is none other than the famous 'Spice Grrl' Melanie C! See here for further evidence..... http://website.lineone.net/~djboy/

Oooh...maybe time to start my own website with my pictures of Suiii...

*SCREAMS*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'll give you anything, aaaaaaaanything!

FREAKY!!! Nice cross tattoo, John!

You're telling me!

ur not nude.....although that can be arranged!


arty pics...ithink anyway!

And that means what?

Dressed like Andy Warhol?

that means i am yournew stalker! lol!

How topping!

indeed!

But...we've already got loads of stalkers.

i am just a wee stalker though....just an ickle one, you wont even notice me!

Aww, a cute ickle stalker!

Can we capture you and keep you in a box?

And paint you purple?

And put bells on you?

And tease your hair into spykes?

And add cheese to your shoes?

And sprinkle you with chives?

And smother you with sauces?

Although I have mixed feelings about the 'franchise' as a whole, the Swinging London musical opening to the first Austin Powers film is pretty impressive.

everything cept the chesse and chivey saucey thing!

Yeeees. Obviously I've posted a message on the wrong thread again. Cheesey ham wibble, pip pip and all that. I'll get me coat.

Aww, it's alright Al.

Suiii and I haven't ventured outside the house for 6 days, and have started to go a bit...peculiar.

get out quick!

Can't. Apathy has set in.

rigamortis?!

No, I can still bend my fingers!! Wahey!

All my body parts are working great!

I can show you if you want!

pass!

<sniff>

Awwww! There there, she didn't mean it!


Did she?
Did you???

of course not u silly buggers!

lol!

<huggle>

of course not u silly buggers!

lol!

<huggle>

Hurrah!

Lou wants to touch me!

Me first!
*pushes John over*

I'm prepared to wait for such a treat.

*locks him in a box*

eenie meenie miny mo....

Memememememememememememememeeeeeee!!!

<pushes Suiii into a bog>

oi

violent tacticS!

But we're both desperate for a session with Spooky!

*stabs John with a plastic fork*
That'll teach ya! Sheeeeee's miiiiiiiine!

<cries>

Oh well. I'll just sit and stroke her hair.

Well she's sitting on *my* knee!!

Sod it then.

I'll just pop back to Somerfield.

Oooooh, bring me some cheese and crackers!!

stop diverting the attention lol!

Well, I've waited long enough.

The thought of touching you is becoming less interesting by the minute.

Ssssssh! She'll get angry and drown you!

But water is our friend!

are you a fish?

i am off camping (ala john!) in cornwall this weekend..this is the excuse for my lack of postings as of.........NOW!

Awww.

Have a wonderous time in Cornwall.

Watch out for the farmers and pasties.

And dykes.

Not the sort you assumed.

I mean Farmer Dyke, Mrs. Dyke, Greg Dyke......

They all live in Cornwall!

It's such a crazy county!

*sobs*

I wanna be chased by pasties (and dykes!)

I'll settle for pasties (and poofs).

I'll settle for pasties! (pasties)

Even ones with farmer shit in them?

Eww, Suiii!

i am back! hooray

<cheer>

Helloooooooooooo!! How's the sunburn?

painful!

only had it once before, no one told me not to take ahot shower, OWCH!!!!

lol i am dense!!

heheh did y'all miss me!

Oh yeah of course!! Oooh and a hot shower is deffo the wrong thing to do *laughs* take it from a sunburn expert here!! Best thing to do is sit with a cold damp towel on the sunburn! (I'm *so* useful!)

Oooh! I have the top tip of all top tips for people with sunburn!

Invest in some peppermint essential oil and mix a few drops in your palms with a bit of ordinary aftersun or moisturiser before applying it to the painful area(s).

It works an absolute treat for taking the heat out of the burn!

Peppermint foot lotion!

Rubbed on by a young man, while lying naked on his bed.

Nutella

Rubbed on by a young laydee, while lying naked on her bed.

Make sure she rubs it on your hands, so you can lick it off when she's gone!

thats beyond the point john!

I don't think so!

You see Lou, the mere thought of any foodstuff just makes him all distracted!

So, any laydees willing to ease my sunburn? Anyone?? Pah.

I meant you, you stupid lesbian.

I know how you find any brown stains on a person irresistible to lick off!

Well, not *all* brown stains!! Only a selection!

Lick those sheets!

Can't, they've been washed now!

Tsk!

Just because of my gay juices on them.

natch lol

No, I squeezed your juices out and kept them in a ceremonial glass vial, to sell when you're famous and you've forgotten me!

Forget you?

Never, my love.

awwww int it sweet!

And just a *little* bit savoury!

And quite, quite bitter..........a bit twisted too, natch.

Oh yeah.

You gotta have twisters.

Left foot................GREEN!

Small boy on the road! Don't move anyone!

Man overboaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Keith Chegwin has left the building!

FIRE! FIRE! Oh wait.....it's a Dimmocks...

FIRE! FIRE! Oh wait.....it's a Dimmocks...

Shite. Fuck. CUNT!

lol

what a p/w!!!! lol

Heehee! It's a football thing!! *rofl*

What a jolly night it's been for all.

hehe ok <woosh over my head>

Awww I've just rescued a lickle bumble bee from a spidieweb. Joooooohn, I looooooove you!!! (Yeah you too Spooky!) *lol* oooooh it's the combination of so much pain medication, and a helluva lot of sugar. Fleeeeevle.

Whooooooooah I'm off for a lie down, I feel oddd.

I'm pleased to know it takes a considerable amount of drugs before you say you love me.

<weeps>

*snigger* Naughty! How many times a day do I tell you I love you?? At least 6!!! You're quite, quite spoilt!!

Non c' nessuno, bella come te e ti amo.

See?

I do indeed.

Flange!

Fancy some crackers and cheese?

With added flange.

Er...no, that's parsley!

Parsley McFlarsley.

*pats his head*

That's just lovely!!

Oi, you nicked my patting head thing.

You know that's *my* party trick!

Lesbian bitch!

Gay Bastard!! Ya bloody nobjockey!!

Cup of milk Darling?

Please.

And also a piece of that cheese we have in the fridge.

Thank you.

Theeeeeeere ya go! Pint of milk and half a pound of Five Counties!

I wanted the stilton!

<sulks>

You ate that at lunch!!

Did you not buy any more when you went to the shops?

Oh, I despair!

You SPENT all the HOUSEKEEPING on LIPSTICK!

Well, my genitals won't paint themselves.

depends what fungal infect you own John!

<shocked>

I'm clean, lesbo!

i was only joshing young john!

Mmmm...young.

Hahahahah!!! Aaaaahahah nice one Little Spooks!!

It could be worse...I could be a lesbian!

Ugh I hate them, turns my stomach!