Comedy non-sequiteurs which cause you to corpse every time you hear/see/think of them
Posted Sat Jul 29 12:22:19 BST 2000 by Justin
An attempt to prove that context is everything. You don't even need to write where the line's come from. For example:
"And how am I supposed to address the Welsh Institute Of Wood dressed like a twit. I look like somebody from Llanelli!"
Or even, as featured in the very same series:
"So, you don't think you can just give him a bell, then?"
Or even, from a completely different series:
"Singing lessons?"
Anyone? Al? Jon?
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Posted By Justin on Sat Jul 29 12:30:39 BST 2000:
[In unison] "GO BACK TO THE SHOP!!!"
"Vomit over her, Basil says."
[Intercom] "It's George. I got nothin' to say."
"Oh, that's what they all say. They all say 'D'oh!'"
"I'm trying to watch Emmerdale FARM...!"
"I looked like a wand."
etc.
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Posted By James on Sat Jul 29 14:37:50 BST 2000:
"I wondered why I was buying them in a chemist's!"
"GO AND GET THAT BASTARD PLANT!"
"Even the *fishmonger* doesn't think it's funny *this* time!"
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Posted By Al on Sat Jul 29 16:05:14 BST 2000:
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
"Can't talk. Robbed. Go Hell."
"Crop rotation in the fourteenth century was considerably more widespread after... John?"
"Not so fast, Nixon!"
"The flowers are still standing!"
"And the porpoise?"
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Posted By Martha & The Muffins on Sat Jul 29 18:51:03 BST 2000:
"Save POUNDS!"
"...frog stupid..."
"It puts a terrible strain on the animator's wrist."
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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Sat Jul 29 22:51:31 BST 2000:
"Somehow they look like cattle, in a mad way... cattle on bikes."
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Posted By Al on Sat Jul 29 23:00:01 BST 2000:
"You don't think you could just give him a bell then?"
"1941 - I don't know how you ever expected to get that one back."
"I don't know what *that* is."
"Oh yes that's right."
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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Jul 30 00:59:36 BST 2000:
Sadly, although I affect to prefer more high-brow humour, the things that REALLY make me laugh are very stupid things like:
"White Smarties!" [private joke]
and "Oops! The nose-rubbing mechanism was a bit too powerful" [current Viz]
This shows that no matter how hard talented people work, we are all ultimately doomed.
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Posted By subbes on Sun Jul 30 03:37:03 BST 2000:
"Lots of cardboard BOXES!"
"breasts...?"
"Kunst. It's German for Art."
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Posted By Jon on Sun Jul 30 14:27:13 BST 2000:
'Yes'
'No'
'Maybe'
'And that's him mopping his brow...' [Very filthy private joke]
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Posted By Mike J on Wed Aug 2 14:49:11 BST 2000:
"Proof, if proof be need be"
"No, Dave, it's not 'cool'. It's SHIT"
"Just put that in the bin..."
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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Wed Aug 2 15:18:36 BST 2000:
"... because that's what it's like to be a chicken."
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Posted By Pink Moon on Thu Aug 3 13:57:17 BST 2000:
"Heads it's News. Tails it's News...It's NEWS!"
"The proof is in the pudding...and the pudding, in this case, is a football..."
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Posted By Barney on Thu Aug 3 15:00:03 BST 2000:
1) What time's the bullfight?
2) They're the round ones!
3) It's all ball-bearings these days.
4) I'm wearing a cardboard belt!
and finally
5) Cheeseburger?
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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Thu Aug 3 15:54:39 BST 2000:
"You're getting fanta?"
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Posted By Al on Thu Aug 3 18:32:07 BST 2000:
"Crikey! I'd better nip down to Texas Homecare and buy a new hammer."
"Hey man, I'll get your beer cold for you, man."
"Three Fives were my favourite. What happened to them I do not know."
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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Thu Aug 3 19:26:00 BST 2000:
The lobsters didn't say "We 'ave the upper 'and."
Jayne didn't say "We 'ave the upper 'and."
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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Fri Aug 4 17:02:37 BST 2000:
"In English I hazen to aard"
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Posted By Al on Fri Aug 4 17:28:12 BST 2000:
>"In English I hazen to aard"
Nice one, EW! What about:
"The zcoring of an goal,,,"
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Posted By Justin on Sun Aug 6 23:49:06 BST 2000:
"And let's have a look at the Bulgarians...*sizeable pause*...oh bugger off!"
"I don't know, I've never had a beard."
"...it's to see if an unarmed man can be shot by a man with a gun."
"FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! ZERO!"
"Oh right - is it square?"
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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Thu Aug 10 14:30:18 BST 2000:
"I'm not really here...goodbye!"
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Posted By Justin on Sun Aug 13 17:50:40 BST 2000:
"No, there's less."
"Later of course, Macmillan was to buy his own set."
[Sings] "It's the only way to spread good cheer (*cheeeer*)"
"Disagree with my balls!"
"Myyyy! That *is* specific!"
"Bill....Bill...you're not....Bill....Bill...errrrr, hang on!"
"Chewbachewbachewbachewbachewba...."
"She told me to 'go to hell' and I took the bus home."
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Posted By tim_e on Mon Aug 14 14:03:20 BST 2000:
"I don't actually call myself a school, no".
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Posted By C G B Spender on Wed Aug 16 01:14:17 BST 2000:
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"
"This is Mr...ahhh...he's going to Bolton. (Pause)...Or rather, he isn't."
"Ooh, look, Mummy, a crocodile.""Yes, dear. I wonder if he remambers to brush his teeth every night and every morning?"
"I...am...an...acc...coun...tant.""I...am...an...ac...coun...tant...too.""I...am...a...go...ril...la."
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