Hey, this "Corpse" sounds like a right miserable cnt. Let's all ignore him/her too!

... and that's why I love her.

How dare you Corpse? Leave Gee be at least he has a personality.

Can we clear up this confusion? I am sure Gee is a lady.

Why have you reached that conclusion?

Because she had a lady's name.

I think someone's been watching too much Big Brother - phone this number to exclude Gee.


PS: I'm a boy I'm boy but my ma won't admit it/And every time I say I am I get it.

Don't believe you.

>Don't believe you.


I'm male I defintely am.

But as for being 'unpleasant' and 'arrogant', how could anyone even think such a thing.

Fax me your medical details.

Jon are you still searching for young virgins?

Even if I was, would you qualify?

LOL!

I fear I may only be allowed into your virgin camp if conscription was introduced.

Jealousy is a terrible thing. Gee is a top bloke.

I welcome Gee with open arms.

Gee's a right little bloody mickey taker.

And I think he's great!

Gee's a nonce

we all 'love' him really, even though i told you too get back under your rock im sure i would welcome you out from under it again :)

>Gee's a nonce


That's nonsense.

Thank you all for your kind words. It's the only thing that's got me through this ordeal.

It's just like Big Brother innit!

Where you been mate? And how comes you're not red. And where's John!

I think you should all join me in applauding the return of Suii...

[STANDING OVATION]

*sniffs* Awww you guys!
Heheheh, we're still alive, but we've spent the last 3 weeks almost permanently drunk and our typing fingers have atrophied!! John is currently slumped in a corner, covered in bits of bread! Poor little love, it's all been too much for him *lol*

Ha.

I wasn't the one running around Newcastle City Centre with my trousers around my ankles.

Preposterous bint.

<stunned>

It was an ACCIDENT!!

wing off?

SHOwing off, i meant. Bah.

My little gift to the world.

Gee is still a twat

Yes, you are.

Thanks Subbes. Does anyone know who this bore is he keeps referring to me as a twat?

It's like That Fake Ailie Thing all over again... and about as funny and intelligent

It's Iain Lee again?

Someone get the cattle prod.

I've been reading through this site and it looks as if you've been busy subbes. Is America so frightening you won't go out? I wouldn't blame you if you were, I'm agoraphobic myself. Plenty of time for decorating (but no gardening of course.)

>I've been reading through this site and it looks as if you've been busy subbes. Is America so frightening you won't go out?

I've been away 6 weeks, I have a lot of catching up to get on with.

But.. uh... yes, i really should be filling in application forms for college sometime soon. Eep.

Gee, that back bedroom of yours was 12' x 10' but you've painted it so many bloody times that it's fit for nowt but a broom closet! Use thinner paint man!

I rented my bedroom to a tramp but he left complaining about the smell.

I'm not surprised

I think this is a clear cut case of someone trying to gain attention on the back of Gee's immense popularity. Gee Wazz you don't have to be a parasite you know. Why not write all of your good points down and see if that succeeds in building a following?

>I rented my bedroom to a tramp but he left complaining about the smell.


Well if you *insist* on making all the soft furnishings out of marzipan....

me name's gone green!!!

Y'what? It still looks as red as the sunrise of which I woke up to....

Don't worry!

It was just Suiii being a bit...stupid.

You can say that again!

Can I say "M'uhhhhhh I'm John and I can't remember my naaaaaame"???
Naaah, cos I'm SMAAART!

> Is America so frightening you won't go out?

Never mind America, the whole popolation of Suiii's home town must quiver every time they walk out the door.......

CHEEKY!
Anyway, I'm not *in* my home town, I'm in <points> his! I'm actually very shy and retiring, really, I am.

Quite hurt now *sniff*

(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.

(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.

Whose? John!'s? Ahhhh, so sorry Suiii. I'll never hurt you again (unless you want me to that is)

She may well be in my town, but she's only ventured outdoors once, and that was to Spar.

Pepsi, £1.65 a frigging bottle. *pining for her beloved North*

Got a whip Arma??

Ooooooooooeeeeeerrr! Don't know much on that ... activity. Let me look it up on sexuality.org first

Or did you want the whip as self defence against frightening animals?

'Beloved North'?

Never heard it called that before!

*slaps John!*

I was gonna use the whip to retrieve the remote control cos I can't reach it!

Where are we all going?

Out for a walk in the rain, all squishy, to gaze at flutter-byes and throw stones at old Mr McPherson.

Magic!

Shine up those wellie-boots, it's a-raining pigeons!

Coo!

Awww, good Stevie B impression there!!

Chesty!

*sniff* Tis like he's here in the room!

Except he isn't.

Ah well, anyone for Ritz crackers?

Philadelphia *and* smoked ham.

HEATHEN!!

Ohhh Haaaaam! I thought you said onions! Many apologies!

No...ham.

Pig.

*SCREAM*

Piiiiiiiiiig! Filthy motherfucker.

Delicious pig.

A pig is a filthy animal. Urgh.

Better when cooked and put on a plate with bits of cheese.

Or oiled up and dressed in a bikini?

Ready for a good porking.

S & J haven't continued their daily webersation. Methinks they must be tucked up in bed together, enjoying the weekend.....NOT!

She's in my bed...I'm on the floor.

I'm such a gentleman...

...in some ways.

... lost the fight for the bed then John!?

Well, she is a lesbian.

Considerably butcher than me.

Me? Butch?? Although....not really *that* difficult to be more butch than you is it Dear? Heehee.

<weeps>

Don't mock me because I'm different.

<comforts him>

There there, John!, you ain't the only `different` one, just look at Suiii!

Aww, thanks Arma.

You know, that actually makes me feel a little better.

Listen, just cos I look like a cross between Les Dawson and a potato, doesn't mean I'm any worse then youuuuu *sobs*

But what fists!

Yeah! All green and spiky!

Stop it.. stop it... you've ruined the beautiful image I had of Suii in my mind's eye...

Sorry.

*sniggers*

Oh boys....

Will you oblige any men who want to sleep with you, Suiii?

Erm..... No. Unless they are one of the following
1,2,3)The Triumvirate
4)Neil Morrissey
5)Martin Clunes
6)Edward J. Severson III

Will you oblige any young girls who want to sleep with you, Suiii?

Heheh, any and *all*!!

What, even if they're, like...



...no, I won't go there.

hairy...?

She said *any* and *all*.

Pay attention!

sheesh!

Especially the one on the bus on the way back from the Xoo.

Rowrrrrrrrrr!! She was a foxx and no mistake! And the one in Somerfield! Shorts like that should be compulsory! Heehee!

You take her, I'll have the two lads from Somerfield (the bread one and the one with the eyes) and the one from the bus.

But that means I've got a shortfall of one! Righto then......I choose....CAGGY!!!

Mmmmm, good choice that.

But I'll stick with my original three.

*sniggers* 3?? Yeah, right!

Erm...how many were there then?

Somerfield x 2;
Bus x 2;
Swimming Pool x 2;

Um...

*starts counting* Flip! I've run out of fingers 'n' toeses!!

Just because I fancy too many people.

Ain't mah fault.

*sigh* And you're admired the world over! You're one sexy bi-atch Johnny S!

Yes indeed!

I think this strand is pornographic. Keep it up (oo-er, etc.)

I saw a very nice laydee at the beach yesterday, very nice indeed, but then I drew attention to myself in a most embarrassing fashion, and now I can't walk because my ankle is knackered!

There seems to be a very interesting (and possibly quite exciting) story behind this Suiii. Do tell...

Not so much exciting...you wouldn't believe how much I laughed last night when she told me.

*weeping*

So much for love!

Bugger love, I just want cock!

Er....*steps away*

I had yours for 6 weeks, Suiii, bored of it now.

It started to look a bit limp and lifeless towards the end of your time here.

Yours or mine?

Yours.

But then again, you'd pretty much worn mine out too.

Yeah sorry 'bout that, but if you will insist on *that* well what can a grrl do?

You could have politely refused!

I wouldn't have been *too* angry.

Ehhhhh *shrugs* It wasn't so bad, wifely duties and all that! Actually, it was quite fun!

#That's the wonder...that's the wonder of cocks#

I was talking about piGGybacks....

But...but I prefer cocks.

Awwww OK then!!

Thanks.

Man, I'd do *anything* for you!

She would, too!

Apart from.........y'know...........













































hoovering, ugh!

Well quite. I don't expect you to go that far.

As long as you offer blow jobs, I'm happy.

I've got the Listerine on standby!!

Mmmmmmmmmm Minty Fresh!!!

Everyone's invited to watch!

Watch as Suiii swallows!

('cos she does, y'know)

But only for you Dear!!

Naturally!

Taystehhh!

Shall we dance?

Only if it involves being smothered in coffee.

And chopped walnuts?

Nuts make me feel sick.

Apart from *that* kind, of course.

Hundreds and thousands then??

Hundreds and thousands of nuts?

Okay.

Where are you going to find volunteers?