Advertisements they do when no-one is looking
Posted Thu Jul 27 13:39:10 BST 2000 by Flop
My correspondent from Down Under tells me that Nigel Planer (as Neil) is doing ads for motor oil. Apparently he looks 'very, very old'.
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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Fri Jul 28 23:31:40 BST 2000:
BBC Monitoring Transcript J340/07JU99/560-26
[Japan: Channel Super 7]
Stewart Lee: Stewart Lee desu.
Richard Herring: E tessu otsu mane "Richard Herring" desu.
SL: Otsa ta yunomi tane essu-da?
RH: Kopari Sweat, Stu-san.
SL: [sarcastically] Na tomsuni ne entuso tessu kawaii tse yunomi desu.
RH: Aaaaaah.
SL: Tane cagaii tse?
RH: Aaaaaaaah.
SL: Aaaah ne. Na entuso nechuku "aaaaah".
RH: Aaaaaaaaaaah.
Announcer: Pokari Sweat. "You want the moon on a stick".
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Posted By Al on Sat Jul 29 16:13:43 BST 2000:
Dr H - this is the funniest things I've read on the forum. Congrats!
<doffs hat>
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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sat Jul 29 20:11:03 BST 2000:
Thanks man.
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Posted By Al on Sat Jul 29 22:18:00 BST 2000:
Is the Japanese real? What does it mean?
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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Jul 30 01:13:09 BST 2000:
I hate to disappoint you, but it's only "quasi-Japanese". 'Richard desu' means 'I am Richard', but the rest is made up from plausible sounding crap. 'Yunomi' is tea-cup, and 'ne' seems to mean "is it not?". Maybe if I'd been accepted on the JET programme I'd be able to tell you more. F**kers.
Not that I'm bitter.
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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Jul 30 01:14:55 BST 2000:
Oh yeah, and there really is a drink called 'Pokari Sweat'.
Japan is great.
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Posted By subbes on Sun Jul 30 03:24:21 BST 2000:
Is a pokari some kind of animal, then?
Maybe it's a fruit, or something.
Or what.
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Posted By Ailie on Mon Jul 31 11:24:26 BST 2000:
>Is a pokari some kind of animal, then?
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>Maybe it's a fruit, or something.
Dunno what it is, but it tastes surprisingly nice!
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Posted By kinder surprise on Thu Aug 3 13:21:58 BST 2000:
That was hilarious Dr.H.
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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Aug 6 21:17:35 BST 2000:
I think Pokari is just the brand-name, but I never really got beyond learning how to say "Where are the cute schoolgirls?" so don't quote me on that.
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