piss off back to the cackshop and just DIE.

now that was just plain uncalled for...

nice to see the debates that matter still rage on...
good arguing tech by the myers fan there....

Dan

Slightly I don't mean to taunt, but can you explain to me why Cakeshoppers seem to have something of a bisexual reputation? Surely a whole forum couldn't become sexually liberated?

most of them are not bisexual, just 'loose' and desperate for any kind of sexual contact. the majority of them are so hideous to the eyes of normal people that they only ever mingle with each other. take it from one who knows all about their exploits.

taunt all you want...um..well I am of the opinion that everyone's bisexual & it's just about preferance so....

erm...was that a come on?

I repeat-"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BISEXUALITY"

>I repeat-"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BISEXUALITY"

Repeat it all you want, it doesn't make it any more true, and it doesn't make you any less of a fucking idiot. I could repeat "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RIBENA" till I was blue in the arse - I'd still be wrong.

Ribena? Doesn't exist mate!

ahhhhhh..ribena..I don't believe in that at all...bisexuality on the other hand most definately is real...i'm attracted to & enjoy sex with both genders...what would you call me mavrik??

& it's only a come on if you want it to be kinder babes...:-p

>I could repeat "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RIBENA" till I was blue in the arse - I'd still be wrong.

Come on, admit it - you're already blue in the arse.

whats this cakeshop all about?
i.e this forums about comedy (and newsroom logos ??!(wtf))
whats a cakeshop for?

officially= mel & sue

unofficially= everything...

unofficially= everything

>Is that sexually?

well..yeah that too....

Far be it from me to indulge in idle gossip, Slightly, but why do the Corpses always describe Mel and Sue as "about as lesbian as Bernard Manning"? Is one of them supposed to be a lesbian but secretly "drives stick"? Or what?

Mel is straight. Sue is a pseudo-dyke whose look is cultivated to attract confused girlies like the cakeshoppers. Although, latest rumour is that Sue and Rhona Cameron are an 'item'

Of course she's lesbian. The way she manhandles women gives it away.

*laughs*

yes well...

I don't know which one is which, but neither of them has a quasi-lesbotic look as far as I can tell. I mean, unless suddenly any woman who isn't stick-thin and over-chesty is deemed to be cultivating a lesbian "look". Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Um ... y'know?

>I don't know which one is which

Does anyone? Do they? I just thought "Mel & Sue" was just a brand name. Surely any other giggly little twots with no marketable skills could zip in and take their places and we'd be none the wiser.

I think you'll find that Sue actually *is* 'stick-thin' these days. She should eat some chips.

how can you disrespect them so..

surely lines such as "good evening" show comedic talent at it's best..where's the justice...

It's a greeting. i'ts not high comedy.

Sue's apparently quasi-rusty-bike because she has short hair in an outrageous colour (blue). ahahaha!