New nightmare - more 11OCS? Posted Wed Jul 12 20:21:48 BST 2000 by Sybil

I don't mean to upset anyone, but this is a genuine query. My writing partner and I - pretty new to the game - have been approached by TalkBack to write material for the 11 Jokes Show. Apparently under a new producer, who could possibly have been working at Absolutely. Has anyone in the forum heard similar things? If so... well, I don't know what to say. We're turning the offer down, but that's nothing to be proud about.

Sorry my bad news is only maybe-news, but please prove me wrong, somebody.


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Posted By Mogwai on Wed Jul 12 20:29:19 BST 2000:

Sounds about right. If they have made this decision, they have the viewing figures to back it up - didn't it reach 2 million, or something equally insane? Anyway, maybe they'll continue to use the show to showcase new writing and perfoming talent... (*chokes on own bile*)


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Posted By Jon on Thu Jul 13 09:57:03 BST 2000:

But I though the point was that C4 didn't want anymore of it. So are talkback going to carry on with it for their own amusement?


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Posted By Rob S on Thu Jul 13 10:20:46 BST 2000:

There *is* a new series of the 11OCS in the pipeline - and Iain Lee is still going to be presenting it.

Sorry to break it to you....


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Posted By Jon on Thu Jul 13 11:42:03 BST 2000:

But what about all that stuff about it getting cancelled? Has there been a coup at C4? Don't they pay any attention to what people say about them?

Rob S, get all the mails from the anti-11OCS/Iain Lee strands, zip them up,and mail them to everyone who works at C4. That will avert the disaster.

Oh, and do a bloody update on this site as well. Thanks.


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Posted By Jon on Thu Jul 13 12:00:49 BST 2000:

On second thoughts, just mail Talkback with some virus that destroys all their systems and puts them out of business. That will avert disaster more efficiently.

Still do the update, though.


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Posted By Nunuf Urbuznuz on Thu Jul 13 12:15:01 BST 2000:

Showcase new talent? Don't make me laugh. I should imagine that a chill ran down the backbone of the poor sod who has to edit the next series. It's well known that the script starts off fine, and it gradually fecked up by the presenters over the course of the afternoon. "Not doing THAT," is the standard response, which is also why Iain bitches on-camera about the standard of the material.

Mind, you, Sybil, the money's not bad - if you know lots of jokes with the words "bender" and "wank" in them.


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Posted By Jase on Fri Jul 14 01:17:37 BST 2000:

Does anyone actually care? I mean it's not as if anyone with half a brain ever watched an entire edition of this programme, is it?


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Posted By Jon on Fri Jul 14 07:04:17 BST 2000:

Look, we just need something to look down on... don't spoil all the fun...


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Posted By Barney Sloane on Fri Jul 14 13:05:07 BST 2000:

Does anybody remember the sketch on Big Train where a group of kids are held hostage and made to write puns for a local radio station DJ? I imagine something similar happening in the 110CS offices - Iain Lee bashing on the walls with a baseball bat, shouting "You don't come up with jokes about wanking, you don't eat! It is that bloody simple! Now get working!"

If the 11 O'Clock Show comes back, I will seriously contemplate emigrating.


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Posted By kinder surprise on Fri Jul 14 17:27:43 BST 2000:

Maybe they could start afresh. Get a new format and new comedy performers. It's a good time slot. Maybe they could call the new reincarnation 'Not the 11 o'Clock Show.'

That would be showing that they had developed a sense of humour.


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Posted By Jon on Sun Jul 16 17:20:16 BST 2000:

What, by copying a show that ended 18 years ago?

Why not call it 'Whatever Happened To "Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads"?'


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Posted By kinder surprise on Sun Jul 16 21:38:18 BST 2000:

Ahh jon you've done it again!


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Posted By Jon on Mon Jul 17 06:41:55 BST 2000:

Piece of piss this comedy writing lark, eh?


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Posted By kinder surprise on Tue Jul 18 02:01:31 BST 2000:

Oh Jon you are a special man with a gift.


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Posted By Jon on Tue Jul 18 11:24:51 BST 2000:

Aren't you a cheap chocolate gift idea?


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Posted By dr_h on Tue Jul 18 15:22:22 BST 2000:

"That Wasn't 'That Was The Week That Was'"?


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Posted By Jon on Fri Jul 21 11:16:58 BST 2000:

"Stuff 'Stuff The Week'"?


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