What an odd question! But a brave follow up.
To paraphrase Seinfeld I'm not gay - not that there's anything wrong with that. And I've heard a lot of odd stereotypes attached to gay men (and women) but obsessions with regional TV broadcasts/ITV idents/old dodgy sitcoms/Mark Lamarr did not feature.
BTW lots of 'macho' men are just overcompensating...
Like Keith Allen?
Tee hee!
Straight?? *laughs* Naaah, not the life for me! John! is a bender too, although we may get married anyway, just to confuse our arents!!
Or even our parents!!
#sing if you're glad to be gay....#
You're all invited to the wedding!
As long as you bring us considerable gifts.
>Like Keith Allen?
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>Tee hee!
Overcompensating in the context that lugging the hulking mass he possesses around must be quite taxing on the body and its energy levels.
I saw Keith Allen in Ed's Diner off Cambridge Circus once - he didn't look that huge to me.
BTW has anyone seen that clip of Allen the BBC screened during TV Hell a few years ago, when he rips into Tariq Ali, and most of the Late Show production staff. Now THAT was funny (although possibly not intentionally). Even Vic Reeves looked shocked.
Yeah!
Allen (as he storms off): "This is SHIT...(fumbles with microphone wire, half-trips over his own shoes - Vic Reeves looking embarrassed)...it's SHIT!"
Funny as. But it did make me wonder why he bothered to turn up in the first place...
You see this guy just isn't afraid to go where others fear to go, like on the Jo Whiley show.
You can't say the man isn't passionate. I think he should be a given his own show in the forthcoming TFI Friday slot.
P.S I was talking about his cock Al!
Ah.
Well obviously I didn't see him at close range - and the counter was in the way. But I'll take your word for it. Still big cock or no, he does seem to treat women rather badly. Mind you given the title of this thread, perhaps I'm being presumptious...
>Sad question, but just not a very macho forum. I love it though!
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>As regards my sexuality, in my teens im undecided.
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I'm as straight as a Roman road. I know nothing of gay sex: only what I have watched on video, viewed at XXX sites, and observed on trips to Soho and excursions to Amsterdam. I had a Catholic upbringing: I'm not a catholic but I was molested by a priest. Which amounts to the same thing, surely?
There was that "thing" you had for Stu Francis, erstwhile presenter of Crackerjack though eh Gee?? And didn't Jim fix it for you when you were 9??
Aha - Jimmy Saville again! The forum is imploding - should we start a thread that combines Saville, Keith Allen, regional TV, idents and Ailie(s) - what would we call it?
The Stu Francis gossip, I see, will never die. I had nowhere to live, Stu was being kind; his wife gets the wrong idea and some photos in the post and goes mad and demands the children and a divorce. Despite his wife winning a court case and the ten tear's bird Stu did: nothing was proved. We left the court with our covered heads held high.
Is he the one who presented 'Oooh, I Could Crush A Grape', or whatever it was called?
Oooh, I could change the channel.
And anyone who attends the wedding has to agree to me and Suiii rubbing our body parts in their faces.
It was called 'Crackerjack', m'uhhhh!!
And Gee, I'd say the proof was more than conclusive. There are a plethora of websites and underground 'zines devoted to the tawdry details of your dalliance with mullet man!
Actually, there was a different programme, all about crushing grapes, and it certainly wasn't Crackerjack.
Crackerjack was on Saturday nights, whereas this was on during the week, and Crackerjack had finished by then.
C'jack - Friday nights surely?
"It's Friday! It's five to five! It's Crackerjack!"
Remember that game where you had to put your hand into a hole-thing, and guess what was in the box? Me and John! did that at Paignton Xoo, it's scarred me for life. Every time I close my eyes.......<shudders>
Crackerjack was Friday nights, but then again, I'm too young to really remember it.
But unless my stupid gay brain is playing tricks, there was some sort of spin off.
And the boxes at the Xoo were indeed frightening. Putting your hand into a hole and feeling fur isn't good.
Wasn't the fur that freaked me out. It was very funny when I screamed and pulled my hand out of the box, and you started screaming too, for like...no reason!!
>Still big cock or no, he does seem to treat women rather badly. Mind you given the title of this thread, perhaps I'm being presumptious...
I love you Al!
?!??
Lawks!
What sort of sound is that? And what is it meant to be expressing?
Well, nothing bad. "lawks" is just an expression of surprise, as in 'lawks-a-lordy'!
<sniff>
No-one cares about our box related escapades, love.
Maybe if we said Jimmy Saville was inside them?
Hmm, well, then we'd get people asking us what it was like to feel him.
Like....cheap nylon.
I'll shove my cock up your arse in a minute if you don't stop this stupid talk and you wouldn't like that would you?
Who wouldn't?
Jimmy Saville for Prime Minister!
>I'll shove my cock up your arse in a minute if you don't stop this stupid talk and you wouldn't like that would you?
no, but I suspect you'd like someone to do it to you.
and I know it's you [T][W][O] ident. It's a free country, and we can talk about whatever we want, it's you that started a topic about being str8, which is not something that belongs in a TV Forum, so if we wish to talk about Paignton Xoo, then we will. Little twat.
Looking for a g/friend?
Who??
No I'm not.
#Who needs a woman for sex, when you can have a great, hard cock up you#
Tempting as it may be, I don't fancy going out with a gay man. Thanks anyway.
There DO seem to be a disproportionate amount of gays in this field of interest, it's vaguely unsettling.
As for me..Let's just say I've reserved a personalised plate for my car - Registration : RU12 !
*rofl*
I'm marrying him, but that's a different story altogether! "Do you Suiii the lezzer, take this poof to be your lawful wedded husband?" I'm sure any potential girlfriends won't be put off by that!
But I'm not just going to let you marry me so I can be your trophy.
No, it will be a marriage of love, just not that other thing, bleurgh.
A long way back:
"BTW has anyone seen that clip of Allen the BBC screened during TV Hell a few years ago, when he
rips into Tariq Ali, and most of the Late Show production staff. Now THAT was funny (although
possibly not intentionally). Even Vic Reeves looked shocked. "
Yeah, I saw it. Actually I started an old strand about it, called 'Keith Allen on the Late Show'. Look it up in 'Old Topics'.
>Well, nothing bad. "lawks" is just an expression of surprise, as in 'lawks-a-lordy'!
Hmmm maybe I should call myself kinder lawks.
Have you noticed, Suiii my love, how people have developed a knack of ignoring anything we say?
Don't take it personally John! It's just the red writing signals as a warning.
>Hmmm maybe I should call myself kinder lawks.
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Or kinder lingers after NTNOCN
Sorry