Comedians are lousy lovers Posted Thu Jun 29 19:56:28 BST 2000 by lunar

This is true. Ask anyone!


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Posted By dr_h on Fri Jun 30 21:36:58 BST 2000:

Thanks for that, Julia.


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Posted By Gee on Sat Jul 1 01:40:51 BST 2000:

>This is true. Ask anyone!
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I take it lunar that you have had a sex experience with a comedian? Are you a comedian groupie? Since I don't know your gender I won't try and guess who you might have slept with. Having said that, I think everyone in this form would be relieved if you could confirm that you are noting carrying Jim Davidson's child. I only say this because Jim's drinking may have left him rather limp and lacklustre between the sheets, and thus the object of your scorn. You're not assisting Jim in the generation game are you? Please, I beg , don't pass on the idiot gene.


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Posted By Gee on Sat Jul 1 01:43:43 BST 2000:

Should have said "forum"


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Posted By lunar on Sat Jul 1 09:59:45 BST 2000:

Yes you would be right in thinking that I have recieved the sexual pummel of a comedian. I don't to think of myself as a groupie but that Jim Davidson distorts any sense of reality in your mind! Especially his delivery.


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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Sat Jul 1 18:20:21 BST 2000:

Huh?


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Posted By lunar on Sat Jul 1 18:49:29 BST 2000:

silly fool!!!!!!!!


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Posted By Al on Sat Jul 1 19:22:13 BST 2000:

No she's not - I didn't understand the bit about Jim Davidson either. What do you mean distorts reality?

And if you've slept with someone specific, do you want us to ask who it was? Or are there lots of other SOTCAA readers who've slept with comedians? Is this an easy thing to do? i think we should be told...


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Posted By lunar on Sat Jul 1 21:14:20 BST 2000:

Well I wouldn't be so disrespectful as to specify. I don't know why I started this thread, possibly to vent some jilted vengence and make an incoherent Jim Davidson comment.

Oh but it was worth it!


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Posted By Al on Sat Jul 1 21:32:06 BST 2000:

Fair enough.

BTW what was worth it? Starting the thread or sleeping with the comedian? (I suspect the former...)


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Posted By lunar on Sat Jul 1 21:54:52 BST 2000:

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>Starting the thread or sleeping with the comedian?

I'll leave that one for you to ponder Al. But if ever you are faced with the dilema of choosing either of the two activities....I'd suggest running to the nearest cyber cafe.


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Posted By Anonymous on Mon Jul 3 11:25:57 BST 2000:

Anyone who buys his novels gets fucked by David Baddiel.


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