Should Ben Elton kill himself?
Posted Sun Jun 18 17:10:18 BST 2000 by A. Fan
I think Ben should put us all out of our misery by either killing himself or giving up comedy. If he does decide to kill himself could he also help ease our burden by taking with him: Alan Davis, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry, Jo Brand...
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Posted By PJ on Sun Jun 18 17:15:22 BST 2000:
And you call yourslef a fan?
Boom,boom.
I'll just add my name to that list...
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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Sun Jun 18 18:07:07 BST 2000:
A Fan(ny)?
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Posted By Jim Davidson on Sun Jun 18 19:52:18 BST 2000:
I think Mr Elton should top himself. The Beautiful Game, Elton you utter utter wanker.
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Posted By Anonymous on Sun Jun 18 20:27:24 BST 2000:
Enlightened comic critism I see
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Posted By Al on Sun Jun 18 22:17:44 BST 2000:
Hey - leave Stephen Fry out of this!
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Posted By Smithers on Sun Jun 18 23:26:41 BST 2000:
I had the pleasure of working with Stephen Fry in 1998. At the time he was just finishing his biography Ma's Old Washboard. Fry is a master of English prose. I think any writer would benefit from reading Fry's work. I think his work should be set (and no doubt it will) as text for A Level English Literature. I myself teach (at a night class) Faking History. Sooner or later Fry will receive his just reward and we shall have the pleasure of calling him Sir Stephen (in fact he inspires such awe that I, in anticipation of the event, already call him Sir Stephen. Then again I am his butler.)
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Posted By Clinically Deranged Person, Dill Pshyciatric Unit on Mon Jun 19 15:51:59 BST 2000:
Ben Elton is gorgeous. I'd shag him.
He has a great personality as well.
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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Mon Jun 19 17:59:03 BST 2000:
woh mamma dat sure is some hot sarcasm!
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Posted By jock mc cock on Tue Jun 20 12:24:23 BST 2000:
yes
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Posted By Squigy on Wed Jun 21 09:08:41 BST 2000:
Regarding Mister Elton:
To paraphrase Animal Farm (That's the Orwell book, not the version Ali G likes):
'Young Ones, good,
Lloyd-Webber, bad.'
Thank you.
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