my step mum said that every time i saw her, forced me to learn it until it drove me mad. i made her p[romise she wouldn't say it again for a year (hoping she'd have forgotten by then and she wouldn't say it again), but she did remember and informed me excactly a year later. damn her.

just to let you know.

charlotte g
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I should think a sizeable bundle of twigs.

No, the woodchuck can infact chuck no wood. It gets it's name from it's habit or crafting rudimentary lathe parts.

it's all about potential energy isn't it?
the actual potential is there but in order to release it in kinetic chucking form the bid either has to evolve in the next million years, or attach elastic bands

Or you could set up a steam boiler which uses a woodchuck as fuel. I should imagine there is quite alot of energy tied up in a woodchuck. A kind of steam catapult, the type they use to launch planes on a aircraft carrier. What would be the point though?