TV GO HOME Posted Wed Jun 7 13:03:41 BST 2000 by Rothkoe

Does anyone here know who's behind tvgohome.com?

If you read the Fringe mock up on this site, the corpses refer to the author as a bitter failed comic, before making fun of themselves. So is it perhaps one of them?

The brains behind it mentions he's appearing in magazines etc, and there are Chris Morris references and such vitriol that makes me wonder if it just might be DAVID QUANTICK?

Anyone else got any ideas?


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Posted By pete on Wed Jun 7 15:38:48 BST 2000:

When I first saw it I thought it was Chris Morris himself,but its not.It may well be quantick or some other bitter bitter man.or woman.although i suspect its a man.


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Posted By Cuba Gooding Jr on Wed Jun 7 16:05:54 BST 2000:

>Does anyone here know who's behind tvgohome.com?

According to the copyright notice at the bottom of the last-but-one page (http://www.tvgohome.com/1905-2000.html), it is written by Charlie Brooker. Though the most recent one is credited as "by a man who's gone anon again".


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Posted By Justin on Wed Jun 7 16:26:22 BST 2000:

>When I first saw it I thought it was Chris Morris himself,but its not.It may well be quantick or some other bitter bitter man.or woman.although i suspect its a man.

Bitter maybe, but a lot of it's very funny. Could it be someone at RT? My money's on Polly Toynbee. Or Dr. Mark Porter.


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Posted By Jon on Wed Jun 7 16:44:41 BST 2000:

Justin, don't rule out Alison Graham from the list of suspects.


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Posted By Justin on Wed Jun 7 17:07:19 BST 2000:

>Justin, don't rule out Alison Graham from the list of suspects.

It's much too witty to have been her work.
Besides I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction (in the unlikely event she reads this) that she could be involved in something so (for her) "subversive, controversial and dangerous".


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Posted By Anonymous on Wed Jun 7 22:12:50 BST 2000:

Hasn't this been discussed elsewhere on the forum? Charlie Brooker used to write for /shudders/ the 11o'clock show, didn't he?

I find TV Go Home very funny. Seriously bitter, but very funny.


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Posted By Jon on Thu Jun 8 07:06:45 BST 2000:

Justin, maybe AG uses her Radio Times column just to keep a toe-hold in the media, but 'TV Go Home' represents her real work?

I'm convinced it's her. It has all the hallmarks.


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Posted By jason hazeley on Thu Jun 8 11:20:17 BST 2000:

you fools. it's obviously john peel.

j xxx


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Posted By Rothkoe on Thu Jun 8 13:00:16 BST 2000:

Well thanks Cuba! I'd never noticed that copyright at the bottom before.

A quick search brought up;

www.miguel.org.uk/charlie.html

and superkaylo.com/super/index.htm

For further evidence, see the tv-obsessed nature of the work, and lashings of bitterness.


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Posted By Anonymous on Thu Jun 8 13:14:28 BST 2000:

It IS Charlie Brooker. End of story.


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Posted By Suiii on Thu Jun 8 13:40:59 BST 2000:

Read the small print under 'Cunt'? Ouch!


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Posted By Anonymous on Thu Jun 8 16:54:59 BST 2000:

Yes,solved.It is brooker.I checked on the register site and he owns the domain name


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Posted By Richard on Fri Jun 9 10:23:22 BST 2000:

>Yes,solved.It is brooker.I checked on the register site and he owns the domain name

How do you check who owns domain names?


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Posted By subbes on Fri Jun 9 17:02:42 BST 2000:

either with a whois (i forget how you do it, rob can prolly tell you), or you try to register the domain name yourself (or even just check if it's been claimed) and they should tell you "no, you cannot register pants.com, it is already owned by Dominic Diamond" or similar.


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Posted By Jo_ham on Fri Jun 9 19:46:35 BST 2000:

oh! back in the knife drawer...

Mr Diamond was good on Gamesmaster...


ok - he wasn't...

hmm - almost as cringeworthy as that ginger bloke who did music live (you know the guy - from "don't try this at home")


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Posted By subbes on Fri Jun 9 20:23:34 BST 2000:

No, because i had a drivel filter. ;-)

Mister Diamond was not good on gamesmaster.
He was pants.
Apart from the accent.
That was quite good.


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Posted By Jo_ham on Fri Jun 9 21:28:21 BST 2000:

the accent was 90% of the performance.


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Posted By PJ on Fri Jun 9 23:42:45 BST 2000:

But surely everyone must agree, the way he said 'pant' was the funniest thing ever.

No?


Right, just me then


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Posted By subbes on Sat Jun 10 00:39:51 BST 2000:

It was brilliant.

PANts. Incredible emphasis.


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Posted By Steve Berry on Sun Jun 11 16:40:16 BST 2000:

I would just like to point out that I wrote one bit of TV Go Home once. A pound to the first person who spots it. Another pound to the first person who spots where I nicked the gag from.

Cheerio

Steve


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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Sat Jun 17 09:56:31 BST 2000:

It was good at first but it just got tired. It's now very repetative. Easy to make up your own. You just mention a minor celeb and something nasty, e.g.

4:15pm "Royle Cuntflap Impressions" - Caroline Aherne's new panel game, in which she does impressions with her front funnel and the rest of the cast of the Royle Family (in character) help out by providing funny voices.


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Posted By Mike J on Fri Jun 23 11:17:19 BST 2000:


>4:15pm "Royle Cuntflap Impressions" - Caroline Aherne's new panel game, in which she does impressions with her front funnel and the rest of the cast of the Royle Family (in character) help out by providing funny voices.

Hmm. I think you've just proved that it's *not* so easy, Peter. Or, at least, it takes more than the 15 seconds you spent on the above to come up with something funny. 30, perhaps.


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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Sun Jun 25 12:01:00 BST 2000:

If my message had been funny, it would have contradicted my point.

You cock.


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Posted By Mike J on Mon Jun 26 10:28:46 BST 2000:

>If my message had been funny, it would have contradicted my point.

Hmm. I thought the point you were trying to make was that it's easy to knock off these formula gags - and, hey, here's one as an example. But it wasn't very good, and TVGH's are generally better. So is your beef with the format of the spoof, or the quality?

>You cock.

You're a charmer, sunshine.


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Posted By dr_hackenbush on Mon Jun 26 12:03:20 BST 2000:

"Aquatextile Savegoose Challenge", which appeared in the 19th May edition (archived on the site at http://www.tvgohome.com/1905-2000.html) is the Funniest Thing Ever. And it's not lazily parodying an established format, but rather a bizarre hypothetical gameshow that might be made in Japan. Some of the programs introduced are startlingly odd.
Further evidence of goodness - it has introduced, in the character of Nathan Barley, a beautifully observed parody of a certain type of cu**; a piece of observation so merciless and true that it has been adopted by NTK (www.ntk.net) as instantly-understandable shorthand, and trendy WAP-enabled twats will soon be called Nathans by everyone.
Furthermore, even in the more conventional parodies, it condenses everything that's wrong with a show/genre into one hypothetical programme (see "Lock, Stock and Ten Turkish Toddlers" this ish, or "Daily Mail Island").
But Peter O's attempt at showing how easy it is to write is neither well-observed, nor startlingly odd, nor up to the quality of the actual publication. It's like me saying that Monty Python was easy and predictable and then backing up my argument by writing a skit that wasn't much like Python, and not as funny.


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