'Last of the Summer Wine' would have been considerably more enjoyable had it just been a 28 minute shot of an empty bottle of plonk.
With a load of dead old people in the background, being pecked by crows.
>Comedy has always been a let down. I remember waiting with anticipation for the very first "Shooting Stars". Instead of the blood bath I expected I was confronted with a silly quiz. Anyone else been let down in a similar way?
Wrongfully Accused - the Leslie Nielsen film.
Most of Red Dwarf 7.
Some of Red Dwarf 8.
All of Red Dwarf seasons Seven and Eight, surely?
It's amazing how British comedies go downhill so quickly. They only managed 36 good episodes of Red Dwarf. Look at Frasier and The Simpsons, and they've managed about 400 great episodes between them.
With some groanfully bad ones thrown in for good measure, mind you.
>With a load of dead old people in the background, being pecked by crows.
Die on a hilltop, eyeing the crows, waiting for your lids to close. You want to watch as they peck your flesh, ironic that they go for the eyes first.
Or is that deCompo-sition!
Naked Video - huge disappointment for a 15-year old schoolboy like me. Especially as it wasn't funny either (apart from John Sparkes, maybe).
Amazingly, I've only ever seen one bad episode of Frasier, out of the 120ish I've seen.
The Simpsons has a higher amount of badness (the first season, for example).
I'm happy to say I've never been bored enough to watch an entire episode of Last of the Summer Wine. And I wouldn't care if I never saw Red Dwarf again.
One of the biggest wrong end of the stick-getting-ness was probably The Big Breakfast. Thought it was a food show.
Subbes you live in America!! Why so concerned with Brit-TV that you'll never see again?
I'll be seeing it in summer, and when i move back. i miss it. *sniff*
Donny & marie is pants compared even to Kilroy.
New Year's Eve I went to a celebrity party; well if you have the contacts, why not? Anyway, I was with the cast of EastEnders and I was doing quite well chatting up Danniella Westbook. We were both getting rather drunk and a little flirty. I was hoping for a kiss and as midnight approached it looked certain I would get one. Danniella said to me: "So what sort of things have they got planned for midnight?" I said they're going to drop lots of ballons and then it's the hokey cokey. "Great", she said, "I'm starting to comedown, I could do with a line."
I'm quite pleased with the Westbook joke. It took me 6 minutes to write that. And Suii, my plant just got smaller (if you got my email, you'll know what I mean.)
Check this out Mr Gee http://www.facelink.com/westbrook
And about that plant of yours....where's my share eh? If it wasn't for me you'd probably have done something very stupid and regrettable last week, like *gulps* found a job!!
No-one really needs a job.
Just sit at home and eat stilton like I did for 6 months.