Idea for a new comedy show.. Posted Mon May 22 19:11:30 BST 2000 by Steven

New idea for a chat show parody called "Wanking with Iain".
Late night channel 4 Iain Lee vehicle where Iain Lee interviews star guests on their wanking habits, Iain then elaborates on their method and tells some amusing anecdotes about his own wanking, such as the classic 'when it went all red for a week' and 'the time he his mum almost caught him. Iain then does a 5 minute stand up routine containing hilarious wanking related jokes, after the audience laughter dies down he moves on to a topical current affairs piece where he hilariously takes current news stories and adds wank related puns to them "that frank dobson is a wanker isnt he?!". Iain then takes to the streets of inner london to interview baffled people about wanking and laughs at their bewildered replies involving 'Wanking? What the fuck are you talking about you lanky twat?', usually 6 hours of footage edited down to a 30 second highlights collage due to time constraints, then it is it time to end the show where Iain drops his trousers in front of the audience and then wanks, with hilarious consequences...

Footnote: Iain can have a quiet sidekick called Bill, who just sits in the corner and smiles inanely, and then Iain can point at him saying "Biiiiiill", the audience will catch on and join in everytime, this will become a national obsession and will further popularise the show.

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Posted By Gee on Mon May 22 22:23:41 BST 2000:

I hope you can pull that one off.

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Posted By a0d on Tue May 23 01:49:32 BST 2000:

I once wanked with a butcher knife, and an acorn!!

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Posted By PJ on Wed May 24 01:06:54 BST 2000:

Thank you for sharing that with us

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Posted By enD0 on Sat May 27 02:58:46 BST 2000:

a0d welcomes you.

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