Danny Bhoy- where the fuck do these turds grow ? Posted Wed May 17 12:43:02 BST 2000 by Sweaty Palms

Just as soon as you get around to tolerating the existence one telegenic, cheeky chappy with dismal material: Chris Addison, Ed Byrne etc
Another cunt turns up.
Is someone growing these boys somewhere in testtubes . How much more dire observational material can this world take ?
I predict Jongleurs headliner followed by an insufferably smug TV show.
I don't think I can cope.
Any suggestions before I smash my TV with rage by accidentally and unintentionally watching 30 secs of Dotcomedy-

Gail Porter- I ask you why ?

Why is she necessary ?

Chris Addison- what is the point. How low have we sunk that this characterless, bland, smug dickhead is considered "talent"

I'm going to have a lie down now




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Posted By Ailie on Wed May 17 13:01:16 BST 2000:

Gail Porter is the 'something-nice-to-look-at' to distract viewers from the fact that Dot Comedy is an *entirely* piss-poor, flimsy excuse for a comedy show that has come years too late and has already been better done by Graham Norton.

I mean - correct me if I'm wrong, here...


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Posted By Steven on Wed May 17 20:50:14 BST 2000:

I STRONGLY disagree with your comments on Gail Porter, she is not nice to look at, she looks like a skinny gerbil faced idiot with a lesbian haircut. Didn't she also say she wasn't going to do any nude pictures? And lo and behold she has, stupid cow. She's the kind of idiot that makes men want to turn gay, i mean at least woman like the extremely more unnatractive Jo Brande actually are funny, Gail is funny in a 'look at me I have no talent but want to be a star' pathetic way. I think Stewart Lee put it best with his 'tiny skinny Gail Porter with her chicken scrawny breasts etc' stuff on TWMRNJ.


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Posted By Anonymous on Wed May 17 22:32:18 BST 2000:

Danny Bhoy was an 11o'clock show regular wasn't he?

Don't think much more needs to be said, then..


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Posted By Ailie on Thu May 18 12:07:41 BST 2000:

>I STRONGLY disagree with your comments on Gail Porter, she is not nice to look at


Oh no, no, no!
I never said that *I* think she's nice to look at. Hell, no! I think she resembles a pre-pubescent male.
There is, however, a percentage of the population ('Lad Mag' readers) who for some unknown reason (nudge, nudge) *like* that skinny little bimbo.

It's not that she's ugly, as such. She's just loathsome....


Subject: Re: Danny Bhoy- where the fuck do these turds grow ? [ Previous Message ]
Posted By Sweaty Palms on Thu May 18 13:32:23 BST 2000:

Following the discussion I saw an interview with the Miss Gail I'm quite clearly suffering from a undiagnosed mild psychiatric discorder Porter and it showed a tape of her as a student.

She was unquestionably very rough. Oh and talentless.

The idea of her being a sex symbol makes me laugh.

She has all the sexual charisma of roadkill, the physique of King's Cross crack whore and the personality of a the mongrel offspring of travel agent and a tour rep.

Nuff said.


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Posted By Justin on Sat May 20 10:30:29 BST 2000:

This week's Time Out highlights Bhoy's career to date - interestingly, no mention of his appalling rants on the 11ocs (the only TV I can remember him doing). He used to be feted by a "crazy" GLR (RIP) presenter called Chris Hawkins, who may have been the worst radio DJ I've ever heard (sub-sub-sub Steve Wright/Chris Morris derivative gabbling, transmitted at 5am). Apart from about 30 other contenders, obviously (amongst them, Jo Whiley, Gary Davies, and Lisa I'Anson who these days is on London Live INTERVIEWING PEOPLE. For those of you not living in London, we may have the Tate, the London Eye, countless decent music venues and cinemas, but we also have Lisa I'Anson.)


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Posted By Blake Connolly on Sat May 20 13:45:24 BST 2000:

Haven't listened to l'Anson in a while now.. Has she learned how to do a radio show yet?

Silly question, I know.. (still, she's not Bob Geldof at least!)


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Posted By george on Sat May 20 22:08:36 BST 2000:

Talking about in-breeding of irritating celebs...I saw several on the list, but isn't one of the newest offspring that, oh, man on Catchphrase? (So good I've already forgotten his name)


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