Jim Davidson's Generation Game?

If you really want to kill yourself it is very easy. I suggest however that you don't because however bad life gets, it has this way of throwing up surprises. If you are genuinely suicidal then I suggest you contact the Samaritans who may be able to help you get things in perspective.
If it is a cry for help then there are better places to cry for help (eg the Samaritans) because people are only going to take the piss on here (fair enough, it's a comedy website)
If, however, as I suspect, this is all a bit of a "funny" joke, then I feel very sorry for you.

if they're being Secretly Ironic, it's far too Secret and not Ironic enough.

If they're genuinely crying out for help, then.... dear lord, please dont do it.

Cardinal "out of my depth" Biggles

> Jim Davidson's Generation Game

Eldoradoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-no!

If this is a joke then I've been told funnier ones.

If not, then don't be afraid to seek help. The only way is up, after all. The Samaritans is a good place to start. Honestly, to kill yourself is not the answer to your problems. Imagine the effect it would have on everyone you've ever known or loved. You would forever be remembered as the person who killed themself. You deserve better.

Ahhh good... The token suicide post, now this place is Offically taged as a forum!!!

My preasence here, also being a christening factor, a rather strong one actually, as with out me here, this most certainly wouldn't be one of my forums!!!