Little man, what now?
Posted Mon May 15 06:44:31 BST 2000 by Anonymous
Suggestions wanted for Iain Lee's next career move...
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Posted By Nunuf Urbuznuz on Mon May 15 12:21:02 BST 2000:
Tut, tut, tut! The reality is that for Iain Lee, the options are many:
Hatstand
Anglepoise lamp
Telesales
McDonalds Chef
Unless, of course, some schmuck gives him another telly...
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Posted By A Lawyer on Mon May 15 14:57:53 BST 2000:
Indeed, the list goes on. Teacher, scoutmaster, childminder, fairground attendant, paediatrician, midwife...
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Posted By Franky on Mon May 15 16:43:47 BST 2000:
not to mention sky digital voice overs!
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Posted By subbes on Mon May 15 22:06:24 BST 2000:
Male model...
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Posted By zaber on Mon May 15 22:15:48 BST 2000:
"...without sacrificing quality.."
The irony there is unbelievable.
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Posted By Ian C on Tue May 16 21:12:48 BST 2000:
Celtic need a striker
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Posted By Arma on Wed May 17 18:03:23 BST 2000:
How about commentator?
"Owen's coming up the midfield ... whilst having a wank..."
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Posted By No on Thu May 18 19:34:13 BST 2000:
What about a political discussion show similar to Newsnight, but Lee would actually get the opportunity to tell various politicians they're 'gaylords', 'wankers' etc. to their face?
I'd watch it.
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Posted By Anonymous on Fri May 19 07:00:16 BST 2000:
Why doesn't he just go back to being a prostitute?
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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 20 12:52:35 BST 2000:
Because his arse is absolutely wrecked.
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Posted By John! on Sun May 21 16:19:05 BST 2000:
Did someone mention me?
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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 13:28:47 BST 2000:
Have you had 'Mr Lee' then John?
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Posted By a0d on Tue May 23 02:22:16 BST 2000:
I think Iain Lee would make a good pencil holder, which is kind of like a desk tidy, only it holds pencils only.
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