Ali Axed?
Posted Mon May 8 20:08:32 BST 2000 by Suiii
from the Ali G website:
"With Da Ali G Show finished, despite scooping 5 million viewers, there is
little chance of any more Ali G shows, so Ali G will only be in cameo roles
from now on- Like the Madonna video.
* The BBC has been involved in talks with Sacha, however he has said to have
declined what the BBC has offered."
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Posted By John! on Mon May 8 20:12:11 BST 2000:
<yawns>
Man, you told me this hours ago.
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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 8 21:05:15 BST 2000:
Yeah, but you had to be the first to know!
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Posted By fizz on Tue May 9 14:20:27 BST 2000:
Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen has been receiving death threats from Combat 18.
"Is it cos I is black?", etc.
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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 17:00:10 BST 2000:
I think it's convenient that he announces he's stopping being Ali G on the day the death threats are revealed.
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Posted By Anonymous on Tue May 9 18:35:55 BST 2000:
>I think it's convenient that he announces he's stopping being Ali G on the day the death threats are revealed.
I don't think that receiving death threats can honestly be described as "convenient". And I've heard that SBC has before talked of killing off Ali G after the Channel 4 series.
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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 19:42:42 BST 2000:
Well, I suppose the question then, is, do we really care?
One series is enough.
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Posted By Borat on Tue May 9 19:58:17 BST 2000:
Yekshemez!
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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 20:14:39 BST 2000:
Told you!
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Posted By Borat on Wed May 10 17:32:09 BST 2000:
You do boy?
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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 18:31:40 BST 2000:
Yep.
Lots of boys, preferably.
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Posted By Borat on Wed May 10 20:04:31 BST 2000:
Aaah, we like in Kazakhstan!
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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 20:14:51 BST 2000:
Yes, we like in Devon, too.
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Posted By Suiii on Thu May 11 20:41:33 BST 2000:
HA! It was me in disguise all along, POOFTAH!
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Posted By John! on Thu May 11 22:24:03 BST 2000:
<shocked>
No!!
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Posted By Suiii on Fri May 12 00:26:14 BST 2000:
*nods* Watch...
"Yekshemez, sedin, cok sedn, tanadum askenesafaliniz"
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!
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Posted By John! on Fri May 12 19:26:40 BST 2000:
<embarrassed>
And I thought...oh, man!!!
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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 13 14:33:49 BST 2000:
Awww, Mr Right will come along one day!
But only if your good laydee wife gives her approval!
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Posted By John! on Sat May 13 15:36:36 BST 2000:
And I'm sure she won't!
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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 13 18:13:02 BST 2000:
You're probably right!
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Posted By John! on Sat May 13 19:51:02 BST 2000:
She hates me so much she just doesn't want me to be happy!
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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 14 17:20:21 BST 2000:
Naah, I'm sure she loves you very much!
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Posted By John! on Sun May 14 17:44:41 BST 2000:
You reckon?
She won't even buy me a hoover.
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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 14 22:04:08 BST 2000:
Isn't 7 enough?
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Posted By John! on Sun May 14 22:29:28 BST 2000:
No, frankly.
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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 15 19:12:23 BST 2000:
You want any particular type?
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Posted By John! on Tue May 16 21:00:57 BST 2000:
I want a Dyson.
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Posted By Cardinal Biggles on Tue May 16 22:32:16 BST 2000:
Yes, if there's nothing on TV, you can watch the vacuum cleaner, instead.
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Posted By John! on Thu May 18 19:20:08 BST 2000:
As endorsed by Victoria Wood.
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Posted By subbes on Thu May 18 22:11:27 BST 2000:
And the Big Breakfast.
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Posted By John! on Fri May 19 16:37:29 BST 2000:
No, Victoria Wood.
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Posted By subbes on Fri May 19 22:18:49 BST 2000:
It as on the Big Breakfast, too.
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Posted By John! on Sat May 20 12:13:17 BST 2000:
I've never seen her on The Big Breakfast.
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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 20 12:45:08 BST 2000:
I saw The Great Soprendo eat 10 slices of bacon, 30 eggs and a tin of beans once. Does that count?
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Posted By John! on Sat May 20 13:04:34 BST 2000:
Yes it does.
All hail Geoffrey Durham!
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Posted By subbes on Sun May 21 02:21:01 BST 2000:
Of course it counts.
Subject: congratulations SBC
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Posted By a0d on Sun May 21 13:11:37 BST 2000:
I think the fact that he's getting death threats is a good thing, cos it means he's pushing the envelope at least slightly.
well done SBC... Mission accomplished :-)
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Posted By John! on Sun May 21 15:06:59 BST 2000:
But Bob Carolgees received death threats.
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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 13:19:47 BST 2000:
So did Rusty Lee
*sob*
Those bastards.
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Posted By John! on Mon May 22 19:14:37 BST 2000:
They'd still be in showbiz now if it weren't for that scum.
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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 19:41:49 BST 2000:
Yeah, so bloody unfair.
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Posted By John! on Tue May 23 18:18:52 BST 2000:
Parp!
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Posted By mk on Tue May 23 19:37:08 BST 2000:
arnt combat 18 those natzi bnp types?
whats their problem with sbc?
not that those dickheads need a reason, they probably just thought "he's confused us by being a jew acting white acting black um, dur, kil!!"
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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 23 20:35:41 BST 2000:
I heard a rumour that Bernard Manning actually exploded when he heard about SBC!
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Posted By John! on Wed May 24 19:52:46 BST 2000:
Messy.
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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 24 21:19:58 BST 2000:
Slimy.
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Posted By John! on Wed May 24 22:42:10 BST 2000:
Dreadfully unfunny head alert.
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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 27 13:35:43 BST 2000:
Eh?
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Posted By John! on Tue May 30 21:46:48 BST 2000:
Bernard Manning.
Unfunny little twat.
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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 30 22:02:37 BST 2000:
I'd quite like to stab him in the face.
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Posted By John! on Wed May 31 19:37:19 BST 2000:
Join the queue.
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Posted By Suiii on Thu Jun 1 11:17:56 BST 2000:
But it's miiiiiles long! We're in a minority group, we should get first go!
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Posted By John! on Thu Jun 1 18:40:19 BST 2000:
Damn right!
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Posted By Suiii on Mon Jun 5 22:35:53 BST 2000:
<sets up a campaign website>
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Posted By John! on Mon Jun 5 22:55:30 BST 2000:
Campaign for what now?
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Posted By Suiii on Tue Jun 6 18:55:26 BST 2000:
To reinstate Mo Mowlam as Northern Ireland Minister.
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Posted By John! on Tue Jun 6 19:25:00 BST 2000:
<makes banners>
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Posted By Suiii on Sat Jun 10 17:17:01 BST 2000:
<shrinks to 3 foot tall to show solidarity>
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Posted By John! on Sat Jun 10 22:29:21 BST 2000:
<drinks a glass of vodka>
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Posted By Pink Moon on Sun Jun 11 10:57:32 BST 2000:
Curses. When I saw this I thought someone had actually axed Ali G, with an axe. But I was sadly mistaken. Bah.
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Posted By subbes on Mon Jun 12 16:54:52 BST 2000:
What a pity it didn't happen. I'd pay good money to anyone willing to do that...
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Posted By Suiii on Tue Jun 20 23:08:10 BST 2000:
I'd pay good money to see y.........no Lyns, don't go there.
Pah. Who asked you.
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Posted By John! on Wed Jun 21 16:20:12 BST 2000:
Now, now.
This is fun!
Stop!
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Posted By Suiii on Wed Jun 21 17:12:31 BST 2000:
Heheheh, you love it you big tart!!
ONE MORE WEEK!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Posted By John! on Wed Jun 21 19:09:27 BST 2000:
Until I'm in your loving arms again!
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Posted By Suiii on Sun Jun 25 16:20:27 BST 2000:
24 hour dyke-o-vision!
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Posted By John! on Sun Jun 25 18:53:55 BST 2000:
I'm not spending my summer with no dyke, man!
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