Gimme Midler? Posted Mon May 8 15:50:26 BST 2000 by Suiii

Wow! Word on the streets is that James Dreyfuss (Gimme Gimme Gimme, Thin Blue Line) is to co-star in a new US sitcom opposite none other than the Divine Ms Midler! With a working title of 'Bette' (ooh, imaginative!) he will play Ms M's gay flatmate.

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Posted By John! on Mon May 8 19:15:42 BST 2000:

Showbiz news, on the hour, every hour...

...ONLY ON SUIII FM!

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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 8 20:06:52 BST 2000:

MORE NEWS!

No more Ali G, ever.

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Posted By John! on Mon May 8 20:10:37 BST 2000:

You told me that earlier.

It's now old news.

So much for Suiii FM.

<changes tuner>

BWEEEEPPLWUUUIOOOOOPP

Aaah, Classic FM, that's better.

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Posted By Mogwai on Mon May 8 20:27:57 BST 2000:

>BWEEEEPPLWUUUIOOOOOPP
>Aaah, Classic FM, that's better.

What? They're playing the Aphex Twin on Classic FM now?

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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 8 21:05:54 BST 2000:

Yep! And plenty of Deep Haus.

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Posted By Gee on Mon May 8 21:49:28 BST 2000:

American talent is an oxymoron.

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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 16:58:38 BST 2000:

But what about Regis and Kathy Lee?

Or are they just...you know, morons?

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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 9 17:14:48 BST 2000:

Twats is the word you're looking for darling.

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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 19:41:21 BST 2000:

"The irrepressible Kathy Lee Gifford"

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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 10 17:31:14 BST 2000:

'The pressable Kathy lee?"

*squashes her*

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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 18:31:02 BST 2000:

If you were paying attention, you'll notice I was saying she's irrepressible.

She'll just bounce back.

<watched as Kathy Lee bounces back>

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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 10 20:02:50 BST 2000:

She like da rubBer!

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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 20:14:13 BST 2000:

But not as attractive and talented.

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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 10 22:33:51 BST 2000:

She has an odd mouf.

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Posted By John! on Thu May 11 17:14:01 BST 2000:

But without the benefits of a theme park.

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Posted By Suiii on Thu May 11 20:40:23 BST 2000:

Like Dollywood?

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Posted By John! on Thu May 11 22:15:07 BST 2000:

And Scrotum Park.

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Posted By Suiii on Fri May 12 00:26:39 BST 2000:

But Dolywood is real!

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Posted By John! on Fri May 12 16:36:39 BST 2000:

Yes, and so is Scrotum Park.

Where *have* you been??

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Posted By Suiii on Fri May 12 18:30:49 BST 2000:

Er...Tiverton?

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Posted By John! on Fri May 12 19:24:44 BST 2000:

<jealous>

Bitch.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 13 14:30:50 BST 2000:

Well I'm taking you to Ottery St mary next week, don'take on so!

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Posted By John! on Sat May 13 15:32:46 BST 2000:

Ooooh, that'll be nice.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 13 18:13:43 BST 2000:

On the special Stagecoach Otter bus from Exeter!

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Posted By John! on Sat May 13 19:49:52 BST 2000:

Is it shaped like an otter?

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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 14 17:19:10 BST 2000:

Yes! With flaps and everything!

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Posted By John! on Sun May 14 17:43:11 BST 2000:

And holes in the appropriate places? And does it...emit things every so often?

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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 14 22:02:31 BST 2000:

Occasionally.

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Posted By John! on Sun May 14 22:28:50 BST 2000:

Every hour?

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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 15 19:11:17 BST 2000:

Every 47 minutes.

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Posted By John! on Tue May 16 20:53:32 BST 2000:

Just like in the movies!

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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 20 12:43:44 BST 2000:

Tis like Hollywood made real!

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Posted By John! on Sat May 20 13:03:43 BST 2000:

But better, because it's us two!

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Posted By subbes on Sun May 21 02:21:26 BST 2000:

*muffled*
three.

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Posted By John! on Sun May 21 15:04:34 BST 2000:

There's a mouse in here I think.

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Posted By subbes on Sun May 21 23:11:33 BST 2000:

*squeak* no there isnt

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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 13:18:53 BST 2000:

You still got that hungry cat in yer garden Hubs?

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Posted By John! on Mon May 22 19:13:53 BST 2000:

The big black one that never missed a mouse in its life?

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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 19:40:56 BST 2000:

Yeah!! Old Sootuss!

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Posted By subbes on Mon May 22 23:33:24 BST 2000:

*squeal*

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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 23 13:47:55 BST 2000:

Hahahah, you're dead!

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Posted By John! on Tue May 23 18:17:08 BST 2000:

<looks away>

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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 23 20:34:33 BST 2000:

Is Sootuss good and hungry?

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Posted By subbes on Tue May 23 22:32:57 BST 2000:

*hides behind the rabbit*

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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 23 22:43:37 BST 2000:

He can't save you now.

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Posted By subbes on Tue May 23 22:59:06 BST 2000:

But.... he's fluffy!

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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 24 13:26:36 BST 2000:

But Sootuss might starve, he's killed all the other mice and now he's hungry.

Poor, poor Sootuss.

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Posted By John! on Wed May 24 19:51:01 BST 2000:

I think, for the good of the Sootus, you should give yourself up.

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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 24 21:19:23 BST 2000:

Go on, offer yourself up as a mousey sacrifice to Old Sootuss.

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Posted By John! on Thu May 25 20:13:36 BST 2000:

Sootuss is king.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 27 13:34:56 BST 2000:

All HAAAAAAIL Sootuss!

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Posted By Cardinal Biggles on Sun May 28 17:41:52 BST 2000:

*squeak*

never!

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Posted By John! on Tue May 30 21:44:57 BST 2000:

Sootuss can kick your sorry ass to the back end of tomorrow.

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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 30 22:00:33 BST 2000:

You're damned right!

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Posted By John! on Wed May 31 17:40:52 BST 2000:

<runs in a circle scattering flowers>

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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 31 18:44:52 BST 2000:

Should we sell tickets to this event of the Century?

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Posted By John! on Wed May 31 19:31:13 BST 2000:

£90 a head?

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Jun 1 11:17:06 BST 2000:

We'd make billions!!!

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Posted By John! on Thu Jun 1 18:38:44 BST 2000:

Upon billions!!!

MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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