Yay! About time.
Chris Eavans is a twat.

God - nice to know Channel 4 have woken up from their latest stint of hibernation. Have they only just realised it's still in the schedules after all this time?

Incidentally, are Ocean Colour Scene still on it every week? I haven't seen it since Howard Stern was on it about three years ago?
Very entertaining - Evans was a slimy little crawler whining "Oh I'm your English equivalent", and Stern just treated him like shit on his shoe. Highly amusing, it was.

I won't be happy until Chris Evans is cancelled.


Permanently.

YES!!!!!!!
I hope him and Danny Baker never work again!
Oh and Will and Werthers and every other diseased fucker who ever worked on the show.

night night god bless..

I can not agree with your comments about Danny Baker, as a radio presenter is he is one fine broadcaster, hes just never re-created it on TV

>I won't be happy until Chris Evans is cancelled.
>
>
>Permanently.


I know a few people who can do that....for the right price like!!

The Howard Stern Show was the best TFI Friday that there ever was. He attacked Chris Evans for dumping his wife when he got famous, criticised the show, said how all the ugly girls were placed out of camera view and showed him for the baboon he is.

Of course all we need now is for "The Priory" to be cancelled then Ginger Productions will be off the television altogether. I can't wait to see the back of that irritating little shit Evans. The fucker's got very rich boring us shitless for years (just doesn't seem right some how.) Some sackings at Channel 4 are needed me thinks.

>Of course all we need now is for "The Priory" to be cancelled then Ginger Productions will be off the television altogether. I can't wait to see the back of that irritating little shit Evans. The fucker's got very rich boring us shitless for years (just doesn't seem right some how.) Some sackings at Channel 4 are needed me thinks.
>

God DAMNIT, I forgot about the Priory. If Zoe Ball and Jamie-fucking-Theakston appear on my TV screen once more with their bland, inane, soul crushingly cheerful wittering, I'm going to go down "The Priory" and beat every person associated with the program to death. With a spade.

Soul crushingly cheerful is right, sometimes misery can be a good thing.

>Of course all we need now is for "The Priory" to be cancelled then Ginger Productions will be off the television altogether.

But isn't it all part of Scottish Media now anyway?

The Priory is back at 6pm though!

Oh, I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoe Ball is truly talented!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Don't forget the original and wacky ideas that go into the production of The Priory each and every week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not a kiddies version of 11OCS at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Chris Evans' influence is nowhere to be seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what you mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phew, I thought the message wasn't getting across!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hang on your every word!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just like I respect your hat, and I'm not cutting it into bits, I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd forgive you, and not viciously attack you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not really trying to butt into your conversation!!!!!

I'm not jealous of the incredinble friendship you two have!!!!!!!!

I don't want to have both of you my friends again!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I'm leaving the cakeshop!!!!!!
*ahem(

I forgot to be insincere in my above posting!! And as for you, shoo! Who left the gate open? *lol*

Great, if we get rid of him off our screens, can we start a new campaign to get him off the radio? I note that he (and his cronies) enjoy mickey-taking everyone, but can't take the slightest amount of criticism himself, and that's what I find the most irritating about Mr C**** E****

Never forget your insincereness, Suiii!

I shall remember it always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pleased you've seen the error of your ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish TFI wasn't being cancelled, its so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know my Fridays will never be the same again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should we commit hara-kiri in protest???????????????????????

Let's not be too hasty, because next Friday after Frasier there's a special live edition! I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm leavinmg the cakeshop!!!!!!!


...oh, it was ho_ham who left the gate open. I distracted him with Tim Curry.

(insincere)

That gets funnier every time you say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooops! wrong name

Sorry.

It's one of the few things that I knew about him before Beeni did, so I'm quite proud of it.

I didn't ruin the cakeshop by pushing out the regulars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to murder Jaz for telling me that!!!!
He's not a bastard!!!!!!

<plays with yellow egg>

It *still* has the faint smell of Chewits about it!

Have you been keeping it with the chewits again, then?

That'll do it every time.

Still got that little white container thing?

He hasdnt been keeping used chewinggum, has he?

Too right!

It's on my bedside table, my dear!

I sniff it daily.

*grins*

You're odd.

ahem.

>Too right!
>
>It's on my bedside table, my dear!
>
>I sniff it daily.


Really?
*weeps*

Wanna go baaaaaack!

It's only a matter of weeks now, before you're back here in the Riviera sunshine!

<too excited to type>

*hands her her tablets*

<steals tablets>

<checks label>

Cyanide?

No, they're prozac.

The cyanide is for the slugs. Tch, must have got mized up again...

*sweeps oput*

Cardinal "fetch the comfy chair!" biggles

WHY do you keep trying to kill me you preposterous creature?
Bah.

It's a sign of affection.

honest.

Run, Suiii, run!

Run into the warming radioactive glow of my tiny little bedroom!

*tempts with cloak*
*realises she's already given her a cloak as she was so ill yesterday*

bugger.

*uses cloak to fly into Johns window*

YaaaaaaaaaaaaY! Wow, Maybe in 8 days time........waccawaccawacca!!

Dear lord, she can fly.

I'm smitten, then...

Good job I opened the window, eh?

I'm assuming she's visiting you, then?

Um, yeah, I think an open window would be best...

It'd be pretty foolish if she didn't visit me, seeing as they're always the best weeks of my life.

Aww!

I'm assuming that's apart from the weeks I'm not there, when you can sleep in an actual bed, and for more that 4 hours? And your Eastery eggs are yours to eat?

I don't mind sharing whatever I have with you Suiii!

Within reason.

I have a scary mental image now.

Um,

I didn't say spunk.

It's time for your coco-pops darling!! When you get back upstairs I will have cleared you a space on the bed, and we can watch Shake-O and Tesc-o-Lah together!

<sniff>

This is the life!

So, I'll book you in for 6 weeks at Casa Suii then?

6 weeks??

I was thinking more along the lines of 5 and a half!

Oh.

*despondent*

Well, it depends if I can afford those other 3.5 days!

Toad will finance those days for you!!

She's so kind hearted!

She's an absolute Gem!

A real beacon of humanity in a sea of dirty leppers!

MORE FUNDS FOR........wait, what am I saying?

<slaps Suiii about the face>

Thanks man, I deserved that!

It's okay.

You realised your mistake and pulled back before the damage was irreversible.

That's one thing that can be said for me, I know my limits!

Yes, you certainly do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OI!

So Haunt Me!

Starring Tessa Peake-Jones.

Oh that was a bloody awful programme!

You remember it, though.

That's what they wanted.

<shudders>

Etta Feldman the jewish ghost?

Didn't actually watch it.

But I remember the name of it.

And Tessa Peake-Jones being in it.