TOM GREEN - Funniest Canadian since Blossom Posted Tue May 2 21:47:29 BST 2000 by Peter's observer

Has anyone seen him on MTV? This man is surreal and he is hilarious.

Tonight's show featuring him in the chemist was classic.

And he is the only man on TV known to swing around dead animals.

Subject: Re: TOM GREEN - Funniest Canadian since Blossom [ Previous Message ]
Posted By Scubi on Tue May 2 22:23:47 BST 2000:

I LOVE TOM GREEN!!!!!!!

He made his grandma unknowingly beat an egg with a vibrator!

To chemist: "It must be strange for you holding those condoms seeing as we both know where they're going to end up."

And then to end the show he licked a gerbil.

I seriously believe his show is one of the most original comedy shows ever.

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Subject: Re: TOM GREEN - Funniest Canadian since Blossom [ Previous Message ]
Posted By MIKE on Wed May 3 20:54:26 BST 2000:

I went to America a few months ago, and he was bloody everywhere. The man is clearly a genius... An American Chris Morris (albeit slighlty less 'meaningful') He is offensive one minute, then hugging the person he's hurt the next.

In one episode he made his ginger friend drink real piss. In another he painted his dads car with two lesbians 'in action' and hid in a bin to film his reaction.
He was the first man to swim across a lake (even though people swim across the same lake every year). And he has the bum song.

I only hope Channel 4 get the rights to it and start showing it as soon as possible...

Subject: Re: TOM GREEN - Funniest Canadian since Blossom [ Previous Message ]
Posted By bumbum on Thu May 4 15:34:04 BST 2000:

I think he surpasses Chris Morris. He turns the meaningless into the meaningful.

Here is a guide to episodes not to be missed:

1) Slut Mobile
2) Phil's Balls
3) Mustard Inspector
4) Sickly Man Magazine, Where are you going ? (none of your damn business)
5)Last Will and testament, Tom Wopat
6) Cruise/Spring Break
7) Phil and Glenn via Satellite
8) Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment, Making movies
9) Parent Statues
10) Swimming accross Lake Washington
11) Bum leg, driving the audience home jr. reporter (milk moustache)
12) Extra Clips show, hosted from a building top in NYC
13) Bahamas Special
14) Musical Special, undercutters pizza, bum bum song
15) Phil is a freak, pennies phobia
16) First show hosted in Los Angeles, burning of canadian flag
17) The fitness show
18) Las Vegas Special, Billy Bob in desert
19) UFO - Roswell New Mexico special
20) Best of Special
21) Date with Phil's girlfriend, Piggy Hill
22) Bookshelf accross Golden Gate bridge
23) Slaughter of cardboard audience
24) Monica Lewinsky Special
25) Tom Soup - talk show appearances
26) History show, hosted by Glenn and Phil

and to come: The Cancer Special

You would be a fool not to treat yourself to his oddities. 10pm MTV

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