Don't know too much about children's comedy these days, but SM:TV Live is much more entertaining than Going Live(!), Motormouth, etc ...

Not aware of any modern 'Press Gang' though.

Don't let Suiii hear you praising SM:TV Live, Rob, or she'll punch you.

I rather like it myself, though, and she hasn't punched me yet.

There is one good sit-com called 'Zack, ? and ?' not very good recollection there and I'm not even sure the 'Zack' is right.

It's funny in that the teens featured are sceptical instead of saccharine and even make remarks about their prostituting neighbour.

It is American naturally.

There's nothing of "Maid Marian" or "Round The Bend" standard these days I think, but I skipped passed a very surreal CITV show called Rottentrolls or something which was actually quite funny in a stupid kinda way. Also my little brother was watching this thing about a girl who swaps places with her mum "Big"-style (also CITV), and it featured some kid who out-camps Andi and C3PO by a long way

>Don't let Suiii hear you praising SM:TV Live, Rob, or she'll punch you.
>
>I rather like it myself, though, and she hasn't punched me yet.


I won't punch Rob, even if he does admire those two nasty little.....*counts to ten*

If it wasn't for Mr Sedgebeer and a certain C4 documentary *ahem* we would never have met each other! I may punch you though, for a laugh..naaah, too easy a target aint ya!!

..and of course the fact that I am totally non-violent!

- I'm still giggling at the message header.

I saw Cheryl Baker smash three car windows and do a poo in a prominent public place.

How many crap dregs of 'celebrities' d'ya think we could stitch-up?

Oooh loads!! I witnessed Cheggers beating up disabled kids and stealing their pocket money!

I am still scarred from the sight of Spuggie from Byker Grove, tipping old men out of their wheelchairs and scribbling (with a red biro) on their pension books.

I witnessed Bryan Adams stealing a Lion bar at Butlins (Ayr).

>I won't punch Rob, even if he does admire those two nasty little.....*counts to ten*

*phews* why are they nasty little ....? Or do you just not like their show?

>If it wasn't for Mr Sedgebeer and a certain C4 documentary *ahem* we would never have met each other! I may punch you though, for a laugh..naaah, too easy a target aint ya!!

C4 Documentary? Eh? What?

*rofl*

Righto, Ant and Dec are my arch-nemeses. I have had the grave misfortune to meet them on several occasions, on the last of which a group of my friends and I accidentally *ahem* set fire to them in Newcastle City Centre for calling us "goth freaks" aaah to be back in 1992!
And as for the whole sordid documentary thing, heheheh, this is gonna sound reallly odd! One night last year C4 showed a docco about bestiality *snigger* and I found it so amusing that I started a CS topic asking if anyone else was watching, John was, and the rest is history!!

Back on topic, I once saw Chesney Hawkes give an old lady a chinese burn.

I also have it on good authority that Peter Andre spends his Wednesday nights creeping around a car park in Croydon chewing the badges off cars and making them into a kind of neck-lace.

The Artist Formerly Known As Sonia is often to be seen cruising the streets of Maaaairseyside de-spooling videotapes and using them to choke baby puppydogs.

Just to go back off topic for a bit, yes, it's true what Suiii says, though she was considerably more engrossed in said documentary than I was.

Lies, all lies, John actually xpressed a cerain amount of envy because the guy on the programme had 3 horsewives, whereas John only had 2 budgiehusbands.

Jesus, you stupid cow. Now all the dignity and respect I've fought to build up in this forum have been wiped out.

>I also have it on good authority that Peter Andre spends his Wednesday nights creeping around a car park in Croydon chewing the badges off cars and making them into a kind of neck-lace.

LOL

I often see Noddy Holder skulking around in Sainsbury's stealing pick 'n' mix and and offering to buy beer and fags for the under-agers, before nicking their money and starting a brawl.

Oi! Stop ripping me off, you lot! I realised that this kind of thing was lazy and repetetive about 5 years ago!

Well, I may be jumping on the bandwagon like some kind of crazed athlete, but I did see MC Hammer robbing a building society before escaping on a rocket-powered spider whilst openly mocking the homeless and setting fire to a tree.

>Well, I may be jumping on the bandwagon like some kind of crazed athlete, but I did see MC Hammer robbing a building society before escaping on a rocket-powered spider whilst openly mocking the homeless and setting fire to a tree.


Really?! I'm in therapy cos I 'thought' I saw that.

Sorry to butt in but I definitely witnessed Lulu, star of 'Red Alert', festooned in used toilet paper, zooming through the streets of Norwich on a motorised skateboard. She seemed to be taking great pleasure in spitting on babies faces, and stealing from the blind.

I saw Babs Streisand in a supermarket once.

She rammed into me with a shopping trolley, and then ran out without paying for 5 boxes of frozen buffalo wings and 2 fresh mangoes.

Obviously she has a compulsion.

ive seen alex ferguson through the streets of london trying to shag yorkshire terriers

and david beckham snogging teddy sheringham

dam man u players kill them all

I recently saw Professor Heinz Woolf introducing a pleb pleasing 13 minute edit of The Great Egg Race, in a desperate attempt to cash-in on the success of Robot Wars and Scrapheap Challenge.