Wouldn't it be better if new topics appeared at the top of this list rather than the bottom? Posted Tue May 2 12:39:05 BST 2000 by Richard Herring

I was just wondering if it would be better if new topics appeared at the top of this list rather than the bottom.


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Posted By Rob S on Tue May 2 12:57:36 BST 2000:

Certainly possible. Basically this forum is modelled on the old Channel 4 one (originally ripped off for the cakeshop clone), but it can be tweaked in many ways... what does everyone else think?

I could just make the subject listing go straight to the bottom of the page on loading...


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Posted By Al Murray on Tue May 2 14:09:14 BST 2000:

>I was just wondering if it would be better if new topics appeared at the top of this list rather than the bottom.
>
I think that it would be better if new topics appeared at the top of this list rather than the bottom.


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Posted By L�am on Tue May 2 15:27:44 BST 2000:

Ditto. The newer the thread, the higher it should be. so to speak ( www.eurosong.net/mb is one of my faves....)


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Posted By Jase on Tue May 2 18:10:08 BST 2000:

Or still better, order the threads in order when they were last updated.


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Posted By Rob S on Tue May 2 18:16:42 BST 2000:

Thats a lot harder I'm afraid... I'll think about it.


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Posted By John! on Tue May 2 18:52:23 BST 2000:

That listing threads in updated order is rubbish. The Blue Room does it, and it's in a right old mess.

I say leave it how it is, with new topics at the bottom. It's how I was brought up (in the Cakeshop), and to change it would mess with my fragile little mind.


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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 2 21:25:19 BST 2000:

John! You been reading my mind again boyy? Stoppit!

Yeah the Blue Room lists threads in the order they were last posted in and its a nightmare, the girls room has something like 1600 threads (its only been open for 3 weeks) and it's damned hard to keep track if you don't go in there every 10 minutes!


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Posted By John! on Tue May 2 21:39:36 BST 2000:

So me and Suiii campaign for keeping this forum the way nature intended.


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Posted By Sorrel on Wed May 3 09:38:47 BST 2000:

How long is a topic on here before it's consigned to the "Old Topics" list. Or is it to do with the length of time since it was last up-dated, or something else?

I'm for moving new topics to the top of the list.


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Posted By Rob S on Wed May 3 12:11:19 BST 2000:

At the moment this forum has it set to 10 days before it's moved to old, and 20 days before it's removed altogether.

It probably should be reduced now we're a bit more busy though!


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Posted By Froggers Publicist on Wed May 3 14:30:53 BST 2000:

It's because your team of whorish followers has been spreading the NotBBC word all across the ether!


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Posted By John! on Wed May 3 17:02:04 BST 2000:

Me and Suiii are your main customers though, so please listen to us when we say leave it how it is!


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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 3 17:47:16 BST 2000:

I don't mind if new topics appear at the top, as long as it aint like the B R


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Posted By John! on Wed May 3 18:40:32 BST 2000:

Oh Suiii.

I pity da fool who doesn't...leave it like it is.


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Posted By Suiii on Thu May 4 13:48:11 BST 2000:

Here, have a glass of milk, take your mind off it!


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Posted By John! on Thu May 4 19:00:21 BST 2000:

Mmmmmmm.

Milk.

One of the white juices of goodness.


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Posted By Suiii on Thu May 4 19:27:08 BST 2000:

It's the *only* one.


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Posted By John! on Thu May 4 20:29:28 BST 2000:

Says you, lesbian.


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Posted By Suiii on Fri May 5 20:50:46 BST 2000:

*puts boots on*

OUTSIDE!


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Posted By John! on Sat May 6 11:49:21 BST 2000:

But it's cold, and This Morning is on!


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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 7 12:14:08 BST 2000:

On Saturday?? OUTSIDE!!!


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Posted By John! on Sun May 7 13:12:31 BST 2000:

You have to suspend your disbelief, you oaf.


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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 8 15:59:48 BST 2000:

But I *must* be cynical, it's an intricate part of my persona.


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Posted By John! on Mon May 8 19:08:16 BST 2000:

<checks 'The Suiii Handbook, 2000 Edition'>

You're right, it says so here on page 56. It also says you like nothing better than a tickle under the chin with an empty potato sack!


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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 8 20:04:59 BST 2000:

check page 79
"Suiii must be morose and unresponsive 97% of the time, and think almost constantly of death and despair"

See! Not my fault!


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Posted By John! on Mon May 8 20:08:46 BST 2000:

Ah, but look here at page 83...

"Suiii must do as John! says at all times"

Mmmm?


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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 8 21:01:41 BST 2000:

I've never seen that bit! What must i do then?


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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 16:51:38 BST 2000:

Erm...just...do as you're told, I've had enough of your insubbordination.


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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 9 17:12:04 BST 2000:

And I've had enough of your bad spelling of the word insubordination, so there!!


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Posted By John! on Tue May 9 19:34:12 BST 2000:

Well, it's about time you stopped being so pedantic, so there!


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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 9 19:54:43 BST 2000:

It's about time Iain Lee stopped being a pederast, so there!


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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 16:28:08 BST 2000:

It's about time you stopped this unhealthy obsession with Iain Lee, so there!


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Posted By Rob S on Wed May 10 17:14:29 BST 2000:

Those of you using the forum link in SOTCAA will note it refreshes to the bottom of the subject listing when you click on the menu link. Hope this is better


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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 18:26:35 BST 2000:

Erm...that message sort of made me feel funny.


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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 10 19:49:15 BST 2000:

Like that time you brushed up against Rusty Lee in the Oggy Oggy pastie Shop?


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Posted By John! on Wed May 10 20:08:20 BST 2000:

Hey man, *she* felt *me*, I told you.


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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 10 22:31:24 BST 2000:

Tell it to the marIIInes sonny!


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Posted By John! on Thu May 11 17:08:31 BST 2000:

But they just don't believe me...

...I don't know what to do!


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Posted By Suiii on Thu May 11 20:29:51 BST 2000:

Don your best white 'John Revolta' flares, and get to the recruiting office, NOW!


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Posted By John! on Thu May 11 21:44:57 BST 2000:

<looks at trousers>

Mmmm, classy!


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Posted By Suiii on Thu May 11 21:59:25 BST 2000:

I really fancy you in those!


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Posted By John! on Fri May 12 16:28:50 BST 2000:

<puts on voice>

What if I talk like this?


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Posted By Suiii on Fri May 12 18:28:01 BST 2000:

*swoons*
You sexy bastard!


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Posted By John! on Fri May 12 19:19:36 BST 2000:

Man, I knows!


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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 13 14:16:20 BST 2000:

Let's dance!


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Posted By John! on Sat May 13 15:26:34 BST 2000:

Let me put on my feathery boots first!


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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 13 18:12:05 BST 2000:

Oooh! Ankleticklicious!


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Posted By John! on Sat May 13 19:44:45 BST 2000:

Such a long word for one so young!


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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 14 17:12:39 BST 2000:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


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Posted By John! on Sun May 14 17:26:02 BST 2000:

Such a short word for one so old.


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Posted By Suiii on Sun May 14 21:55:47 BST 2000:

so..........very.........oooooold


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Posted By John! on Sun May 14 22:23:38 BST 2000:

Soon be middle aged!


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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 15 19:05:44 BST 2000:

EEEK!


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Posted By John! on Tue May 16 20:31:02 BST 2000:

Yep...another 20 years and you're miggle-aged!


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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 16 21:51:14 BST 2000:

Not if I kill myself tomorrow!


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Posted By John! on Thu May 18 19:10:00 BST 2000:

In that case you're now officially classed as OLD!


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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 20 12:37:42 BST 2000:

<dies>


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Posted By John! on Sat May 20 12:58:28 BST 2000:

<loses will to live>


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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 13:13:13 BST 2000:

Nooooooo! Here I am, I'm back!!


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Posted By John! on Mon May 22 19:03:52 BST 2000:

<gets the will to live back, big style>


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Posted By Suiii on Mon May 22 19:29:02 BST 2000:

*roflmao*

Man, anyone would think I was special!!


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Posted By John! on Tue May 23 18:08:18 BST 2000:

No, not anyone...ME!


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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 23 20:12:53 BST 2000:

But like we discussed, I'm so normal, and ordinary!


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Posted By John! on Wed May 24 19:45:47 BST 2000:

Well, true, but I won't hold it against you as such.


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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 24 21:14:59 BST 2000:

You're so benevolent and wise Sir!


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Posted By John! on Wed May 24 22:34:17 BST 2000:

Thank you, Suiii-san.


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Posted By Suiii on Sat May 27 13:29:55 BST 2000:

Are you Japanese?


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Posted By John! on Tue May 30 21:32:44 BST 2000:

Oui Monsieur.


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Posted By Suiii on Tue May 30 21:50:45 BST 2000:

Kewl! Can we have tagliatelle for tea then?


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Posted By John! on Wed May 31 17:31:26 BST 2000:

Yes, and we can eat it in that little cafe in Berlin City centre.


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Posted By Suiii on Wed May 31 18:36:12 BST 2000:

Then go for ice-cream in Istanbul??


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Posted By John! on Wed May 31 19:25:55 BST 2000:

And Welshcakes in India!


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Posted By Suiii on Thu Jun 1 11:14:13 BST 2000:

Ooooh!! Best not forget that Australian chilli you promised me!


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Posted By John! on Thu Jun 1 18:28:47 BST 2000:

<drools>


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Posted By Suiii on Sat Jun 3 11:47:13 BST 2000:

This is gonna be a super-me-do feast!


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Posted By John! on Mon Jun 5 18:22:46 BST 2000:

Full of spunk.


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Posted By Suiii on Mon Jun 5 19:37:32 BST 2000:

NOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Posted By John! on Mon Jun 5 21:08:52 BST 2000:

<sprays it in Suiii's face>


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Posted By Suiii on Tue Jun 6 18:41:49 BST 2000:

<dies>

Oh man, dead again!!!


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Posted By John! on Tue Jun 6 19:14:07 BST 2000:

That's the fourth time today!


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Posted By Suiii on Sat Jun 10 16:51:28 BST 2000:

I should see a doctor I think!


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Posted By John! on Sat Jun 10 22:25:55 BST 2000:

I should see a doctor about my loose arse.


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