When I first found this site, I was looking for a Channel 5 site and wandered upon the "Slaughter at Channel 5" thread. Then I became hooked. And I'm still here!

I've even promoted this site at college, and at least....ooh...ONE other person has used it!

Sorry, I meant the corpses site ;)

cheers anyway!

*whoops*

Sorry, Rob.

I have been doing my duty and plugging SOTCAA for all it's worth on loads of other forums. My plugs work because I obtain peoples home addresses in advance and threaten to slaughter their families if they don't come here at least once, and after their first visit they're usually hooked!

You never threatened to slaughter *my* family!

Am I *too* special?

Suii would have killed my entire family had I not surrendered and come to the SOTCAA site. As it is my one remaining child, Alex (ginger not my fav of the four I had) is now brother and sisterless. He sufferd further lost when his gran lost her battle for life after what I can only discribe as a frezied and unprovoked attack. The effects could have been much worse but luckily Alex is emotionally retarded. We also find tying him to a chair makes him less bothersome and clumsy around the house.

No, I just followed the link fron here Rob.

I found this site from a link in Andrew Wiseman's site.

I found this site by err... Rob telling me it was here. Hey, I think it was even white then which shows how long I've been here...

*points to bit about the corpses* :)

>*points to bit about the corpses* :)

*Blatantly ignores Rob and tells everyone "Welcome to Mudhole's TV Forum" for nostalgia's sake.

I'll second that Andrew!

>>*points to bit about the corpses* :)
>
>*Blatantly ignores Rob and tells everyone "Welcome to Mudhole's TV Forum" for nostalgia's sake.

*bops*

TV FORUM TV FORUM TV TV TV TV FORUM!!!

It'll always be the cuddly old TV forum for me. I'll have none of this Carltonised "Corpses" stuff.

BTW I found it by clicking on a link I found on Bod's page. So another one (indirectly) for Andrew Wiseman...

What ever you do, don't click on the information button!

Hah! Way-hay!!!!! ;-))

Now how did that get there...

*holds up TV Forum banner*

Ah, NYC and Flumcake. Jeez you've got a good memory. What happened to them...

Don't forget the lovely Tanya though!!

Oh yeah...

Sorry...

>According to the logs, our hits count has started going up in hundreds again which, given that we haven't been going out and plugging the site in newsgroups etc, suggests people are finding other ways of getting here (ie links etc)...

Someone mentioned SOCAA on the TV Cream mailing list and posted a link, which may account for some of the traffic. Erm, don't you get referring domain stats on your log, Rob?

Not on the www.notbbc.co.uk address... ah well!

>Erm, don't you get referring domain stats on your log, Rob?

Ouch! Sounds painful that.

>I'd be interested in finding out how peeps are getting here, be nice to know why our hits are going up so much again.

Through your unmasking of desert confetti on Reach4 :)
I was suckered into believing that pile of rice paper had finally put into words wot I believe is the evil of bo11ocs.

Anyways, I'll be lurking about here - no fear. Once no-one starts questioning the point of little ol'me

*welcomes cusak*

We're a pretty friendly bunch in here, honest!

Moonlighting, my dear?

Just be thankful you don't look like Bruce Willis.

*sobs*

if only i looked that good. you, however, bear a striking resemblance to Cybill Sheperd!

How dare you!

I look more like Sybil Fawlty.

Baaaaaaasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!

I am reminiscent of Manuel, Que?

Yes, you are!

But let's not forget the far superior American version, Payne!

It made me weep, it really did!

Oh you saaaw it then, c'est tres merveilleux non?

It is, quite literally, superb!

And by superb I do, of course, mean awful.

Innit! Why if John Cleese were deed, he'd turn in his grave!!

Maybe he's pretending to turn in his grave, say, by rolling about on his kitchen table?

*lol*

While covered with earth?

Yes, and by getting his family to stand next to him and weep.

And putting himself in the oven feet first?

Yeah, and get some sort of religious bloke to stand there and read from The Bible, or whatever that famous book's called.

The Neverending Story?

*hmph* wish i had a luck dragon

Tell you what.

I'll put me dressing gown on, and I'll look a bit like one!

NO! You'll look like a scrawny poof in a beefy smellin' stained rag!

<shocked>

I thought you *liked* my dressing gown!

Well the truth is out now......

<weeps uncontrollably into a pair of filthy pants>

Just what *is* it with you and stained garments man?

They...<ahem> turn me on.

I found your URL on the Ch4 discussion forum, although I'd already come across your site name in a lot of Brass Eye correspondence a friend was forwarding to me.

Sorry it's a bit dull, but you did ask.

Awww! Hello Alan, and welcome!! We don't bite............













































........unless you ask very, very nicely!!

Well, Suiii, that's probably scared him off.

I found your site as a link on The Scottish Comedy Web Page, with a patriotic compliment to your Absolutely coverage. You'll find it at:

www.scottishcomedy.com

And Froggers march across the ether continues unabated, what next? World domination?

A's on Bart's report card?

>*welcomes cusak*

Awwww. I'm touched.

>
>We're a pretty friendly bunch in here, honest!

Mmmm. Not what I'm looking for :) - friendly and honest, that is

Anyways please continue with tales of soiled pants and such

ttfn~
cusak

Another disallusioned Reach 4 fourum person gave me the address...and jolly nice it is here to. I think I might stay.

Alye

At least this one doesn't take 3 hours to load, and it aint filled with whingy wrestleheads, moaning about WWF!

I think I know cusak from the Frasier thread on Reach4.

Or is it one of the other threads at Reach4?

I'm buggered if I know.

>I think I know cusak from the Frasier thread on Reach4.
>
>Or is it one of the other threads at Reach4?

Ah, the QAF love-in?

>
>I'm buggered if I know.

I think you do...;-)

ttfn~
cusak

buggery eh?

Tsk.

Aaah, yes, it's the QAF thread!

Thanks for jogging my memory, cusak.

And yes, Suiii, buggery. What about it?

You a fan?

Oooh no, you know about my experiences with the old Bournville Boogie!

Ok, so do I know you by other names from Reach4 the Suiii & John?

Alye

Well, I'm John! everywhere, really.

But in Reach4 I'm only plain John.

And I'm Suiii everywhere too, but post in R4 very rarely, cos the slow speed of it annoys me!

Reach4 isn't bad on my PC.

The Reach4 spead isn't bad if you use the link that cuts out those bloody annoying ads.

Alye

Yeah, I use that but I'm just too impatient!!

But if you use the ad-less site, then it's practically instant!

Na. Not having any of this.


































*lol*

What about this cheese?

Would you like some of that?

Is it Red Leicester?

It is whatever you want it to be my dear!

Taaaasty!

>It is whatever you want it to be my dear!

Late night - Channel 5

(Red Leicester - uggghhhhhhhhh. I hope you don't sign off IRL with the !)

You're fucked if you do. ;-P


ttfn~
cusak

I'd like it to be Cheddar.

But I'll just have whatever you're having...

Who me? I'm having a box of donuts, papriiiiiiiiiiiiiKa Pringles, and Jooss.

Pass me the Pringles, you can keep the donuts, you greedy cow!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jAm!

One 'a' in that Jam, or loads of 'a's?

Depends if the donuts are remixed or not, which they will be when I vom them!

Will the 'remixed' version be a lot different, or just a little bit different, so as not to warrant a second recording-oh session on the Betamax?

Probably a bit darker in colour....BREAK OUT THE TAPES!

Oh man...thank goodness you told me, I might have missed it!

That's another one you owe me!

Bringing the total up to...one.

No man, it's at least 3!

I would have said 11, but I get your drift.

Exxxxcellent!

We're quote-me-do tonight!

Aren't we just!! Quotes fandango!

Quoting all over the world!

Quoting back the tyears!

Quote me to the moon!

Because you keep plugging it in BEMLI you shameless tarts.....

We're full of shame, though.

We're Rob S's dirty whorish urchins.
*bows to effigy of Frogger*

We merely post in the forum Rob S provides us.

Er.... hello. I know some of you from Reach4 - George invited me.....

Can I stay if I promise not to speak French?

(and no whinging either, cusak ~ )

You can speak French if you want! Or German, or Turkish, or even Spanish! I don't care as long as *I* understand it!
Welcome aboard CL, play nice and don't steal anyones lollipops and you'll settle in just fine!

CL!!!

Hello mate!

Welcome aboard!

Exclamation! Mark! Me! Do! Oh! Lordy!

No sooner was she here, than she's gone again.

I guess I'll have to make do with you again, Suiii!

*sobs*

Sorry, I'll try to bring her back shall I?

I think it's wise!

<hunts for CL>

Come out, come out wherever you are!

Me and Suiii have done it already, now it's CL's turn!

*lol*

#I'd like to teach the world to live in Homo harmonyyyy, no manky str8s, decreased birth rates and fun for you and meeee#

Was that sung to the tune of 'Dynasty'?

NAUGHTY!

Naughty sur la toast?

Naughty dans les souris!

Poor lickle souris!

Sootuss got that one too?

Sootuss never misses.

<gives Sootuss a biccie>

<prods Sootuss in the belly>

Aww that's not nice! Do you wanna biccie too?

Depends what kind.

And Sootuss loves being poked in the belly.