Hello Suii

I thought it very funny, Suii. Obviously when you expand a character (Ali G being a four-minute spot on a crap television show)it can be a bit of a let down when the the quality of the writing isn't consistant. But I don't think that applies here. I thought the script was excellent.

Troop.

I wish Iain Lee a Happy Birthday for tomorrow.

I wish Iain Lee would die.

And Ali G, second time round, it's alright innit! Bit too much gin and Benylin last night i think..........

It's not Iain Lee's birthday really.

If it were, I'd send him a cake with drawing pins in it.

i would send him nude kiddie pics then tip the police off!

I think he's probably got some of those already.

he does look like a pederast doesn't he? Hmmm, horrid man.

Yes...Mr Iain "I want to be Chris Morris" Lee.

Mr Iain 'Nappy Ripper' Lee

Me Iain 'let me stroke your pram' Lee.

Mr Iain 'Here, suck this dummy' Lee

Mr Iain 'I really like the look of that Chuppa Chupps' Lee.

Mr Iain 'Scout Master' Lee

Mr Iain 'do you want to sit on my lap as we go down the slide?' Lee.

Mr Iain 'Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang' Lee

I. For real.

Me Iain 'let me pull down your Huggies' Lee

>Me Iain 'let me pull down your Huggies' Lee

You're him??? Ew!

Well, you had to find out one day!

*sobs*

I'm joking of course!

Mr Iain 'I really, really want to fondle your little legs' Lee is 'unique' in every sense!

He certainly is 'unique' in the sense that medical science is extreeemeley interested in his festering carcass!

I wonder why Channel 4 keep on transmitting it?

Lee and Donovan are 'servicing' them

Cheese and Onion.

PapriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKa!

<drools>

Who'd have thought that orange crisps could be so satisfying?

Even if they *are* unevenly coated!

Maybe that's part of the appeal?

It shows they have flaws, just like any human being.

Pringles are human too

*nods wisely*

Like there was ever any doubt.

they should have their own parliament

Called the Pringlement?

*applauds*

Man, how do you keep coming up with this stuff???!

It's hard work, let me tell you.

*huggle*

you're amazing, y'know that?

Maybe I'll change my name to Grace.

Then I can be 'Amazing Lady'.

Yeaaaah, all official like?

Yeah, and I can run down hospital corridors in a big dress.

Poor Mr.G is flogging a dead horse.

Well then it won't hurt if its dead!

Phew, what a smelly carcass!

Smells worse that Greaso! oh wait....can that, I lied!

Yes, you got rather carried away with yourself then, dear.

*snigger*

He smells worse than crows!

What about dead crows covered in their own faeces?

Even worse than that!

Whaoah, man!

That's one smelly dude!

Let us murder him by bathing him in boiling treacle.

What a waste of good treacle, though.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sticky!

What, the treacle or Greaso?

treaKle, all over my keyboard........

Put your face in it, like some filthy little urchin!

*puts face in it*

Wait, you're not the boss of me!! What's this?......*John! hands her a contract*....oh, so you are! What next Master?

Um...hand me those Pringles!

And make it snappy!

There you go Sir!!

Eeexxcellent!

Y'know, you do bear an uncanny resemblance to old monty!

<stoops over>

Wow!

<takes out ivory back scratcher>

Money fight?

<attempts to lob a bundle of money>

Awww, so weak and spindly.

I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime!!!

zzzttt...zztttt.

Come on Big Boyy!

<undoes flies>

Yeeeees?

*sighs*

That old chestnut...!

Man, my chestnuts aren't old.

They're young and full of life.

And juice!

WHITE juice!

It looked orange to me!

Like a tellytubby?

Yeah! Even though there aint an orange one!

Yeah, but you has never seen their spunk!

Unless they showed it on that late night edition.

Ooh? Tubbies uncut?

We found out if they were uncut *that* night, let me tell you.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh man, I wish I'd married you years ago!

Like, say, in the Summer of 69?

Oh when I look back now, that summer seemed to last forever, oh and if i had the choice, I'd always want to be there, those were the best days of our lives.

I remember it well.

Do you seee what i did?

Posted loads of messages?

so..........very...............futile.

Our lives, you mean?

No, the fight against white rappers.

<hits cheek>

Weapons ready?

*dashes in*

*sprinkles holy water*

*dashes out again*

Cardinal "At least I got past the booby traaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh....!" Biggles

#We all stand together#

Apart from those of us who stand apart from us, though.

And the ones we move away from, because they smell of wee.

And me and Suiii have known plenty of *those*, deary me, yes.

Yes, but now's not the time to bring gerkins into it. ;-)

I was talking about Pam St. Clements.

Hahah, PaM St Clements, she's gonna be in that movie I'm making.

With her dog-arse-mouth, and Mike Myers' boyish good looks, it'll be the best movie ever!

As long as John! plays himself...

...no, not *with* himself. filthy.

But Mike Myers is playing me.

Hence the need for an actor with boyish good looks.

mmmmmmm boys...

EEK!

I *knew* you liked them!

<hides>

No need to be ashamed!

OK, I admit it, I'm a poof!

YAAAY! I've come out!

Oh man, I'm so proud of you!

Thanks man, I'm on top of the woooorld!

You're a gay bloke and you're grrrreat!

Wait though...if I like poofs and dykes, what does that make me? S'not bioseksual cos they're just st8s/closet cases.

Uh... thanks.

No, really. Cheers.

Is everything always about you?
You're so fucking paranoid it's unbelievable, get over it.

language timothy!

Wtf? No, everything is not always about me. you really think that? gosh.

Just though I'd say thankyou for your vote of support to everyone, youknow.

Well well well!

<eats crisps>

I can't decide whether I like crisps or not man. Got any Pringles?

I'll provide you with all the Pringles you want, my love.

After all, what are best friends for?

Awwww! Methinks a return visit is due v.v. soon!! Name the date, and I'lll be there!

Whenever you want.

You don't even need to tell me you're coming, just pop over whenever you want.

Put the kettle on, I'm on me way!

<puts drinks in the fridge>

Yaaay! Rig up an elaborate pulley system to get me up that hill!

It's already in place!

#They pull Lyns here...they pull Lyns there...#

*dances*

I'll stick some rollerblades on me feet, and Roberts your fathers brother!

No, that's Phil.

Phil's your uncle? Naah, it'll never catch on.

But it's the truth.

It can't be! Bob's your uncle!

Is he?

That just wipes me out.

It's been a surprise to us all. Give it time to sink in!

See you tomorrow!

*rofl*
EhH?

Why did I say that?

>Phil's your uncle? Naah, it'll never catch on.

That's odd, because my name is Phil, and I have an uncle called Bob.

Weirduss! What's even stranger is that I assumed you were a lass! Whoops-oh!! Forgive me? *snigger*

HAHAHA! I fooled you with my effeminate-sounding name. FOOLS! The forum is mine! MINE! MINE! (Starts dribbling)

He's clearly a great big bending machine.

Another one?? Wahoooooo!!!! We're like...everywhere! The 3 of us ruuuuuule the forum

Well, we will again, once we have some serious Topic Action happening.

We ruule man!!

Tsk.

Two bloody Hooch's and she's all over the place.