Cheese, bang! Sausages, bang! Worms, bang! Posted Sat Mar 18 19:19:45 GMT 2000 by John!

S'true, I saw it for myself!

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Mar 18 20:37:16 GMT 2000:

Tell us more..............................

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Posted By John! on Sat Mar 18 23:22:03 GMT 2000:

No.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Mar 18 23:40:20 GMT 2000:

*weeps*

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Posted By John! on Sun Mar 19 14:35:45 GMT 2000:

It wasn't something I can recreate!

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Posted By spooky little woman on Tue Mar 21 16:20:09 GMT 2000:

but surely you can try?

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Posted By John! on Tue Mar 21 20:01:07 GMT 2000:

<tries>

See, it's no good.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Mar 25 20:25:29 GMT 2000:

pleaaaaaaaaaase, for me and Spooky!

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Posted By John! on Sun Mar 26 20:25:37 BST 2000:

Can I be that open in front of Spooky?

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Posted By Suiii on Sun Mar 26 22:05:37 BST 2000:

but you *know* Spooky!

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Posted By John! on Mon Mar 27 20:20:09 BST 2000:

Spooky isn't a real person, she's a person in the fictional world of Minge By The Sea.

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Mar 27 21:30:46 BST 2000:

you've met her! she's about...*indicates* so high, with a woolly hat, and a loooong scarf!

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Posted By John! on Tue Mar 28 21:23:58 BST 2000:

I don't believe it's really her!

I simply don't believe it!

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Posted By Prince Philip on Thu Mar 30 17:01:01 BST 2000:

your all a bunch of barstuds!

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Mar 30 20:45:49 BST 2000:

Yeah John, it *really* is the pint sized pixie herself!

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Posted By John! on Fri Mar 31 20:33:12 BST 2000:

Wow!

Does she have a hanky?

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Posted By Suiii on Fri Mar 31 21:01:36 BST 2000:

*nods*

and a minidisc player!

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Posted By John! on Fri Mar 31 23:34:11 BST 2000:

She's quite a woman!

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Apr 1 00:48:29 BST 2000:

a Spooky Little Woman!

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Posted By John! on Sat Apr 1 18:20:22 BST 2000:

Yeah!

I wish I was spooky!

In a good sense.

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Apr 1 19:47:14 BST 2000:

well....you are sort of, in the way that you think thesame things as me!

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Posted By John! on Sat Apr 1 23:27:49 BST 2000:

Well, I suppose I am, in that I think the same things as Suii...wait a cock sucking minute!!!!!!

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Posted By Suiii on Sun Apr 2 23:38:11 BST 2000:

why........it's almost as if our minds were linked!

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Posted By John! on Sun Apr 2 23:38:25 BST 2000:

why........it's almost as if our minds were linked!

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Posted By John! on Mon Apr 3 20:26:46 BST 2000:

Oh, don't do that!

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Apr 3 21:13:48 BST 2000:

heheh, freaked you out! you thought you'd written it and forgotten about it!

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Posted By John! on Mon Apr 3 22:17:45 BST 2000:

Yes, I did!

Either that or I was being impostored...but I knew it had to be you.

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Apr 3 23:22:00 BST 2000:

*roflmao*

i knew it would freak you!!

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Posted By John! on Tue Apr 4 20:21:10 BST 2000:

Man, you is too evil!!

First this, then using my name on some Ceefax thing for your own purposes!

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Posted By Suiii on Wed Apr 5 18:35:23 BST 2000:

Well yeah, but I had to 'out' them as the bigots they are! Man, I can imagine you sitting on your bed, spooning mash into your face-hole and thinking "I don't remember mailing Chatterbox"

teehee

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Posted By John! on Wed Apr 5 19:49:18 BST 2000:

"What the f...? That bloody Suiii!!"

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Posted By John! on Wed Apr 5 20:17:02 BST 2000:

"I knew that 3rd Breezer was going too far"

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Apr 6 18:48:49 BST 2000:

3 Breezers? OH MAN!

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Posted By John! on Thu Apr 6 19:47:42 BST 2000:

I had EIGHT a couple of Sundays ago, and had to hold onto my mum for dear life on the way home.

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Apr 6 20:42:30 BST 2000:

that wasn't your mum, it was Anne, the Somerfield lady!

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Posted By John! on Thu Apr 6 21:01:08 BST 2000:

Forget her, Suiii, she's not a lesbian!

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Apr 6 23:58:45 BST 2000:

*weeps*

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Posted By John! on Fri Apr 7 20:00:52 BST 2000:

But she'll lick you if you ask nicely!

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Posted By Suiii on Fri Apr 7 21:16:22 BST 2000:

i only want a cuddle
*sighs*

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Posted By John! on Sat Apr 8 11:36:15 BST 2000:

You can pay for 'cuddles' in Torquay docks!

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Apr 8 15:12:49 BST 2000:

filthy boy!! i don't want any of that gay filth, just a good old fashioned hug!!

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Posted By John! on Sun Apr 9 15:20:56 BST 2000:

Well, there are 'women' in Torquay docks too!

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Posted By Suiii on Sun Apr 9 16:12:33 BST 2000:

yeah, hairy ladyboys!!

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Posted By John! and Richard on Mon Apr 10 19:53:35 BST 2000:

What's wrong with that?

Beer bellies never hurt anyone!

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Apr 10 20:39:55 BST 2000:

*off to the docks*

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Posted By John! on Sat Apr 15 12:00:03 BST 2000:

Have fun!

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Posted By Suiii on Sat Apr 15 14:20:34 BST 2000:

Shall I bring you a sailor back?

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Posted By John! on Sun Apr 16 15:59:17 BST 2000:

Please!

<rubs crotch>

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Posted By Suiii on Mon Apr 17 21:23:18 BST 2000:

Urrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! I meant to fix our boat!

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Posted By John! on Tue Apr 18 20:26:21 BST 2000:

He can fix me.

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