anything with Nadia Sawalha in it, preferably with her sister too.

I wonder if that was...no, it couldn't be.

Larry Sanders, simple as that

Call My Bluff or Look North (Y, L + NM).

>I wonder if that was...no, it couldn't be.

Did you think it was me Dearest?? Of course.....you're spot on, as usual. I guess you know me too well!

I know of your fascination with the Sawalhas, that's all!

Moi? Obsessed?

Er.....yeah, you've got me bang to rights on that one!!

*covers up SawalhaSisters bedspread*

ahem

You want to munch on them and then drink their juices, don't pretend you don't!

*pretends*

do not!

That's okay then!

After Easter I'll be yours anyway!

Hmmm...did I make a drunken promise, eh?

*nods*
there's no escape now!!

Oh...big fat fuck!

*lmao*
that is the best catchphrase ever!

Say what you see!

'FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'

"You two must die for fouling my Number 3 with your stench"

That is a tough one, but it has to be BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. Just think of all that Buffiness, all day everyday. No more being mesed around on the BBC.

good call!

Well, if we must stick to the topic despite of mine and Suiii's best efforts, then I'll say Frasier.

The Simpsons.
Queer as Folk.
Doctor Who.
At Home with the Braithwaites.

How Queer!

Simpsons (natch)
Frasier
Royle Family
Jam
LL
Loose Women
Simpsons (yes, again)
Oz
West Country News

CATAMARAN!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, I forgot The Day Today and Brass Eye.

ooh yeah, me too!

F U C K T H E C A T A M A R A N!!!

eep. caps lock!

You is like some sort of crazy catamaran obsessed bint!

I can't get enough of Pete Goss and his krazeeeeeee antics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's hope it doesn't sink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope they find that missing bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I reckon Pete Goss will be up for an award!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet he wins the race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet he makes it home alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I hope so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'd be awful if he was dragged under the sea by the current and ripped to shreds on jagged rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be devastated if a shark munched his gristly knackers off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'd be even worse if a jellyfish wrapped its stinging tentacles around his whole body, slowly letting the poisonous juices infiltrate his limp and fucked up corpse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or if he was slowly and agonisingly chewed to death by millions of tiny fish with extrememly pointy tooths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then caught in a shrimping net and cut up into tiny pices and served with chips and vinegar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or turned into cubes by a super sharp fishing net and sold in cans of tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then eaten by some old biddy while watching Countdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and his leftovers eaten by her cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cat then pisses all over the old biddy and dies in her lap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

such a shame for Mr Goss' family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I imagine they're all very proud of him right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet none of them have changed thier names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I reckon they've stuck his picture up all about the town he comes from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet he's from Torquay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I reckon he loves Torquay and all the dog shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He shops in Exeter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he cleans the city out of delicious hot pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I thought they had an inexhaustable supply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The citizens of Exeter can't get enough of the stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They've gone Pizza Fandango!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their faces dripping with hot cheese and tomato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and heavily dusted in parmesan and pepper flakes!

Hey man, you became sincere!

Yeah! T'was the thought of all that lovely Exeter pizza!

The thought of that is enough to make anyone take a seriously long look at their life!