Mmm...Geri's fanny.

mmmmmmmmmmmm fanny

But it was not only fanny that got rubbed up the wrong way. Robbie Williams was cross too. I'm putting my money on Robbie to do Liam in the third. Bell-end and ring action. I love boxing.

(I hope John and Suii had a lovely holiday. Devon ah, creamy good.)

Thank you Gee, we had a marvellous time, despite now being emotional wrecks.

Curse you, finches, for making me this way!

*weeps*

the horror! the shame! the finches!

But apart from YAAARRRGGGHH that, we had YAAARRGGGHHH a great YYYARRRRRGGGHHH time!

<starts to wank>

*uuugh*

It's nice!

too........much.............information

*tries to think happy thoughts*

F I I I I I I I N C H E S!!

there's no place like Plainmoor.....there's no place like Plainmoor.....there's no place like Plainmoor.....there's no place like Plainmoor.....there's no place like Plainmoor.....there's no place like Plainmoor.....there's no place like Plainmoor.....

>It's nice!

What, wanking yourself?

Yes.

I wank, you wank, we all wank together (not literally).

...and i thought this was a 12 post discussion about the brit awards. silly me.
or is the thread a philosophical and satirical euphemism meaning that the brit awards are just a load of wankers wanking over each other, or am i missing something?

i'll have you know i do *not* indulge in onanism!! filth!

I do, often.

It's a beautiful pastime.

I find the topic of this discussion disgusting and will take John in hand if it persists. I live a monk-like life and my pleasures are few. Classical music, art and coprophilia.

A-huh-heh!

Gee, you are so talented and cultured, why waste your time with mere plebeians like us?
*bows*

we aint worthy guv'nor!!
:->

We is scum of the highest order, like.

we is 'da skanks' and do not deseeerve your esteemed company!! We love ya Geeee!!

Ah, my children, you have learnt well. I would bestow on you my gratitude if it were not for the court order which keeps me from doing so. I have been wrongly accused, what fools the RSPCA are. Those photographs proved nothing. And besides, the animal in question was 82 in human years. Old enough to know its own mind I should say.

Pah! That's so called 'British Justice' for ya.
*shakes head*
That animal gave its consent and everything, don't worry, we believe you!

just to nip briefly back to the brit awards (it's not much different is it?)....
So Liam bottled out of his fight with Robbie thereby admitting his mouth is writing cheques his body cant cash. er. or something. could'nt have happened to a more deserving ego.



p.s gee: get the animal to sign a statement saying it seduced you - thats what i did.

Why dontcha just kill the animal and eat it? Then it can't give evidence can it, eh?

Eat Suiii's minge, only 10 pence a slice!

Oiiii!! That was mates rates! I only did that cos you were short on funds, it's 20p a slice for everyone else!

Aww, you cheapen yourself especially for me!

I love you guy!

I suggest you go see the Cakeshop. Some bloke called Bob spunkhouse is running amok. Rumour has it his doctor has got his tablets mixed up and he blieves himself to be a bigoted, bisexual cockney ganster. I found him at the <Izzard> posting, <Sarah's Back>. He's mainly at the bottom part. This guy is nuts, really nuts...

Well I made lots of errors with that posting. Mix up with me tablets!

You are a naughty comedy minx Mr Gee!! And boy do we love ya for it!

Cakeshop = place to buy cakes.

Or, consider this, if you will:

Cakeshop = place to buy cakes, and, if it's a rather big shop, bread as well, and cans of pop.

and sometimes pasties, and pre-packed sarnies!

and sometimes pasties, and pre-packed sarnies!

I know, exciting, isn't it!

Thanks Sui. I tried my best to annoy people at the Cakeshop (for a laugh.) Were you methinks Pat and Alice? Keep up all your good work (and you too John!). We have a God-given duty to take the piss.

heheh, you know me so well!

Yes, I do Sui. You're a very naughty girl.

Someone was talking about favourite ad at Channel 4. This is mine:

My favourite ad is the one where we keep being told to get a tv licence. That always makes me laugh as I've never bought one. I don't have car insurance either or tax. In fact I'm signing-on and working and selling drugs.

*snort*

bet they bought it too!! fools

Naughty, naughty girly.

You can vom over me anytime, Suiii.

In theory.

pah. theory's no good is it!

Neither is vom, mate!

espesh if it is lumpy. yeurch

Rub it in your ears, eyes and mouth.

Then you can hear vom, see vom, and speak vom.

Do you see?

er...yes i do see, but why would i want to?

<rolls eyes>

Lesbians!!!

Lesbians?

WHEEEEEEEEEERE?????

Over there, in that pet shop!

Smelling of hay and wearing brown cardigans.

and big clumpy boots?

Yep.

I saw the two dykes from work today, going home together.

Filth.

lesbians? ewwwwwwwwwww!

I know!!!!

I was about to throw rocks but, once on their tandem, they were too fast for me.

you should have thrown babies at em!

Oooh, yeah, and allocated scores!

Direct hit = 100 points.
Baby gets caught in the wheel = 50 points.
Baby gets crushed by a lorry before even reaching the tandem = 25 points.

*writes letter to Eidos suggesting new game*

Eidos, PAH!!

Who wants that bunch of skanks to make a potential classic such as this?

I think we need Rare. They can use the GoldenEye engine!

Yeaaah?
'Super infanticide 54'

Oooh, yeah, man!!

And on the Dolphin with lifelike graphics, and a linkup to the Gameboy Advance, so you can kill kids on the go!

*drools*

and that skinning thing where you can import someones picture into the game, and kill them!!

<comes>

Oooooh, man!!

i *must* have that game!!

<rubs spunk all over face>

Ooooh, me too!

i just cant wait to see where this conversation goes next....
so much for that 'abide by janets rules' stuf....

janet does not forbid the discussion of murderousness, just as long as we don't use naughty cuss words while we discuss murder!

where we going to next on our fantastical journey John!? I reckon........GENOCIDE!

Isn't she busy walking across the country or something, in her bright green anorak?

talking about 'yoofs'

Yeah.

"I fink yoofs are greaaattt, eeeeeyorrreee!!"

"rambling is great for yooooofs"

"Now let me piss!"

"chilblains on my flaps"

"Want to see something beautiful, cameraman?"

"shall i wink the pink?"

"Can I look at you in the place you go to get changed?"

"my anorak has extra flaps"

"All the better for licking!"

"they're flaptastic!"

"they're flaptastic!"

"Flap my arse, boys!"

"Check out my sack"

"Scrote-me-do"

"And now on BBC2, 'Scrote-me-do 56' with Janet Street Porter"

"And now on ITV, some soppy drama starring a bland cast. Sheesh. But will they bring back The Braithwaites? Oh no, they just keep on pumping out this drivelly shite and..."

<programme fades in>

"and now on 5, the same as we always fucking show, a ridiculous made for TV American true story film, followed by a lame quiz show and then 3 hours of soft porn...for fucks sa...."

"Next on BBC1...the National Lottery All Stars 56, which takes us through to midnight! What do you mean it's only 7.30pm now...?"

That was me, by the way, not John!