There is some discussion going on here, but we're a bit quiet post-new yr... keep an eye out..!

Evening Gee! This is an Aidy-free zone, although i'm tempted to drag him in here for a bit of a cuss-fest! Glad to see you around!

Bah. I've just been to the R2R forum and everything i posted last night has been deleted!! I put a link to this place and they wiped it. fools.

Well, I've set myself up for a week's viewing. I've got "The Radio Times" some ice cream and some quickie meals. All that's needed now is something to watch. I may give Eastenders a go (can't wait for Mark to be fitted for his pine overcoat - anyone else relishing his death? When will it come - soon I hope. The man's a bore.)

I shall also be watching Gormenghast - it will disappoint no doubt. Five years in the making. I'll give it ten minutes or so. I'm generous like that.

Oh and I'd like to start (when I'm settled in) a KILL CHRIS EVANS spot. We owe it to ourselves to rid television of this puke-making DJ/presenter. Does anyone know any sites which give out instructions for letter bombs? (just curious. And just joking.)

Lastly, hello Sui B.

Eastenders. Will Mark die? Probably not. Should Mark die? Emphatically yes. Although it may seem cruel to wish Mark a pine overcoat Mark is a very dull character. His demise will clear the fog of misery which follows him. The BEEB have done nothing with this character � they haven't even given the poor bugger a new jacket. Pete Beal earned a good living from the stall yet Mark can only scrape by. That's probably because Pete had a mini van to go the wholesalers whilst Mark never goes.

Well then he has no-one to blame but himself. I mean, even if he cadged a lift to the wholesalers, or got a taxi. The fool.
Doesn't he know that God helps those who helps themselves?
*g*

Lynz, you recommended this forum as a good one?

Why?

It is, quite literally, 'no-postings-me-do'.

I have made several posting but I can't see them. Think of this as merely a test message. Hello Sui B.

Oh, and in answer to your question, nothing much happens here.

It's a sort of smaller, more polite version of the Cakeshop.

RIIICCCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!

I have noticed that some comments don't get displayed. Although there maybe 4 replys I can only find, say, 2. Why is this? Is anyone else having the same trouble? It's nothing to do with refreshing the page. I don't know what's happening!

It's the old cache issue - go and fiddle with your browser's settings

It is a kinda strange forum this, isn't it. Why bother with this when the fun is on the cakeshop? Look at the threads here, and then go the cakeshop. Maybe snobs come here cos they don't wanna be seen in the cakeshop. Ooooo.

or maybe they want to talk about different aspects of telly....

whrus cajgiestio>

http://mudhole.spodnet.uk.com/~frogger/cakeshop

This place is nice to come to to relax, sort of.

Thank you Rob I've had a fiddle and it (E5) seems to be working now. Do you know anything about impotency? I had a fiddle but it still won't work. I would go and see my doctor but they've just given him a life sentence!

The love of a small filipino boy?

You been observing my dreams again, ya filthy bitch?

the police asked me to

I dream of old men though!

me grandad sends his love...

I'm sure he does...he was quite something.

yes he was...could you send details...?

Sure.

Want size and everything?

BOOOYS!! enough, or you'll be send to bed without any mash!

But...but...man, you is such an overbearing wife.

It's my job!! run along now, and play nice!

As long as it's 'nice', can I play with my cock?

not in front of the children!

Then take them into the garden for a bit!

but.....the finches!!

YAAARRRRRRR!!!

<takes cover>

<spills bloo slush everywhere>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!! RUN!

<runs for his life>

Quick, into the Elephant House with us!

YAAAARRRRRR, SPIDERS!!!!!

<blunders out of elephant house in a daze>

in here!
<drags him into building next to penguin pool>

SHIIIIIT, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!

<pushes through doors>

Into this fake jungle with us!

AAARRGGGHH, a DRAGON!!!!

<shits self and pushes Sui through the door flaps>

<cries, and blunders through 'flaps'>

We should be safe in h.....AAAAAGH! GILA MONSTERS!!

<throws John over her shoulder and runs into monkey house>

Phew!

It's a bit smelly, but well...monkeys are our frien...

<dies at the sight of the Devil Monkey's twisted face staring at them from behind the glass>

AAAAGH! Read faced spidermonkey.....the only thing in the world that looks worse than my reflection. Or........does it?
*falls to floor and dies in hubbies arms*

<considers>

Mmm...something to go with my mash tonight!

what is? spidermonkey or poor dead me?

Poor dead you!

I'm sure you'd consider it a suitable way to go!
Being used as a sidedish to a BIG plate of cheesey mash!

only if it was a *really* big plate!

That's my girl!

You gonna put that on my epitaph?

"I loved her, i was sad when she died, but *OMG* she tasted ace as a side dish!

Yeah!
*carves headstone*

I'll paint the headstone a sort of orangey colour!

Will the writing be purple and glittery?

It certainly will, and there'll be lava lamps all around it!

oh man, gay heaven!!

Yep, there'll be bits of spangly paper falling from the skies, everything.

But.......it's just a book!

What's a book now?

oops, forgot it was my headstone we were talking 'bout, not a book!!

Daft, preposterous bitch!

the excitement is killing me!

The Excitement of being Ernest?

*olo*
waiting to diiiiiiiiiiiie!

I'll watch a lovely video tonight.

oooooh, Squaddies? heheh

No, actually!

Squaddies 2: The Revenge of the Army Cock.

mmmmmm, man sex tuuuurns me on!

If that wasn't true I'd make some derogatory comment!

it's just the man/woman thing that freaks me out!

Doesn't it everybody?

*nods*

It truly is a queer world!

In many ways!

Like...um...oh, stuff.

So, hanging or carbon monoxide poisoning then??!

It's up to you, my friend.

oooh, a drowning, in the bay! Waterproof yer walkman!

Me, and the sea?

See me in the sea, sea me in the see!

#you and me , in the sea....
left my soul there, down in Torquay
Lost control there, hubs and meee....#

Beat that Morcheeeeeeeba!

That will get to number one!

you gonna do the backing vocals my man?

Yes!

#Shooby-dooby-quack-quack!#

Oh wow! We'll be the first Dyke lead singer/poof backnig vocals combo ever!!



(because Madonna is still in denial, although Rupert Everett did a good job on american Pie!)

Yes he did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was just so super tuneful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want him to sing at my next birthday party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want your 'friend' to sing 'Tears In Heaven'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, me too! I really, really do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's even better than us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

He's a class act who'll go straight to the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's better than the Beatles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better than The Divine Comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's the Ambassador of Funk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want him to be my very own private singer, 24 hours a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we book him to sing us to sleep at Easter??????????????????????????????????

Yes, and he can even sit on your lap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd slip him the finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd smother him in kissies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then slowly start to arouse him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and tweak his nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And stroke his nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and call him Geooooorge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And spit in his eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd quite like to beat him up for thinknig he's a better singer than us!

Well, he probably is.

B...b...but, that's impossible! Get a grip man, don't let stage fright do this to ya!!
Now SING!

<sings>

<chokes>

<dies>

Oh no! Who will be the other half of our stage act now?

Me, of course!