BRASS EYE DVD Special Edition All regions include:   JLb-8 Full video (Same length as broadcast version but never mind) Gallery of stills showing Claire Rayner and Dr Fox looking puzzled (soon to be borrowed for the Gitsurfers forum). Free 10" x 8" cyber-poster of Chris Morris pointing. Footage of Sarah Smith accidentally crossing out the wrong bits of the 'Brass Eye Special' script. Optional commentary by the Brass List pretending to be "that cunt" Michael Grade. Downloadable screensaver of Chris Morris pointing. Full-colour list of synonyms for "paedophile" because The Gitsurfers may have run out by now. Robert Katz tries to explain why the fuck he worked on 'Daisy Daisy' and 'Does Doug Know?'. Footage of The Aphex Twin and Squarepusher nodding solemnly in agreement. Unseen footage of real bad paedophilia, as a shock tactic in its own right. Censored Caroline Leddy biography, consisting of six 'Brass Eye' episodes. Uncensored Caroline Leddy biography, not including her work on BSB's 'Up Yer News', 'What's All This Then?' and her anecdotes about Susie Blake on BBC1's 'Something For The Weekend'. Wallpaper of Chris Morris pointing. Iain Lee, Sarah Parkinson and the cast of 'Velvet Soup' talk about the undoubted influence of Morris's Godlike genius while the world continues slowly to turn. Episode three of 'Bonjour La Classe' with Nigel Planer. Commentaries by Michael Cumming, but recorded while he's trying to listen to Mark Thomas shouting in his right ear. Authentic-looking transparent sachet of Jez North's spare nozzle-gunk. Forthcoming 'Absolute Atrocity' rough cut [1x26mins; Talkback/C4, September 2002], complete with encouraging noises from Armando Iannucci, a commentary by the dead of New York, and an additional commentary by their shocked and upset relatives who can't even take a cocking joke, tch. 'The Wayne Carr Show' rough cut [1x 43 mins; Talkback: chat show pilot for E4, scheduled for summer 2002; unsuspecting guests include Kaye Adams from 'Loose Women' and Christopher Timothy; producers Phil Clarke and Shane Allen] 'The Time...The Place' clips, 1990s, a complete document of something the fans want but which is actually a bit embarrassing because John Stapleton retains his dignity throughout, and Chris essentially turns into Simon Bates once he is uncovered. "Really hopeless, thank Christ no one will ever see it" - everyone who's genuinely sat through it. Mark Heap's Strange Men Screensaver In the absence of any songs, the sheet music for "Do Be Do", composed by Richard Vranch, Jo Unwin, Caroline Leddy and Donna McPhail in 1985. Copies of Chris Morris' 'Morning Edition' Radio 5 stint from 1992 just to show how rubbish he is now. Pleasant greetings download from David Cann. Footage of Adolf Hitler pointing.