Ooh matron. Yes, it's me, Danny. Back for another smorgasbord of hot comedy air. Actually, I've just thought of another thing I did - it was Dead Ringers. You know, that Radio 4 impressions show with Alistair McGowen in it. (No, not that one, the other one.) It got a mention on Feedback, apparently, but they didn't interview me or anything. Anyway, on with the page!

Q. Dear Danny, We're a couple of 14 year old girls who have bought into a kind of pseudo-groupie mythology despite the fact that our labias haven't developed yet. Given that you're in a position of responsibility, shouldn't you be telling us to do something healthier and more befitting of our age? You know, like riding bikes out in the sunshine or something?
Cutesy and Gigglegush, by e-mail

Danny replies: Wahey, girls - get stuck in! But don't touch Noel Fielding, will you? He's made of zebras!

Q. Dear Danny, I hear there's a fantastic website up at the moment called Funnee Talk written by a certain Mr Danny Wallace? Is this true?
Danny Wallace, by e-mail to myself

Danny replies: Indeed it is! Edited by yours truly (i.e., me!). And it suits me, sir!

Once again I'm hopping mad and ready to lay into the worst offenders in the comedy world. Unless they're mates of mine, obviously. Or people who might give me some work after that impressions shit dries up. Anyway...

This week I'm mad about Bob Monkhouse. I don't know why they allow him on.




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