It's true!
Apparently Nicholarse has smuggled a mobile phone in there. Hope they shoot the bastard, with his smug 'Tim-Nice-But-Dim' phizog.
Where has this theory that Nicholas is a C4 employee come from?
And how could he possibly smuggle a phone in without assistance from C4? Unless he's had it from the beginning, in which case why hasn't he used it yet.
Why do I care?
Aaah but apparently he has. He keeps going into the greenhouse and removing his mic pack for longish periods of time.
He could easily send text messages quietly whilst in bed late at night.
You know, I promised myself not to watch that show...
Yeah, me and John too. "We won't watch it, it's inane drivel for the plebeian masses...OMG! Look, they're all naked!!"
So saaaaaaad.
What? Sadder than writing to this forum all hours of the day?
You mean people are actually watching that bag of scag?
Who do you think is going to win the £70,000 prize?
And yes i genereally watch it twice a week which is more than enuff!
Nicholas is probably gay?
>What? Sadder than writing to this forum all hours of the day?
Oh Peter, that's hurtful!
>>What? Sadder than writing to this forum all hours of the day?
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> Oh Peter, that's hurtful!
You didn't think that was me did you? It wasn't. Not that you know who I am or anything. But anyway.
Well according to the I.P. log for the site it was you, but if I have named you in error...here, have a Mr Kipling Mini Battenburg.
Am I really missing anything?! The trails remind me of The Living Soap (deathly student docusoap from about 1994 where conversation quickly became restricted to their being recognised in nightclubs).
Oh yes it's much better than that. The constant threat of eviction keeps them all wound up in a state of restrained psychotic hysteria.
Thank you for the gift Suiii. Damn this dynamic IP allocation. It's a fit up I tell you!
How can you say bad things about Nicholas? He is the only one in there who deserves to win - for having the brains and cunning to noy get nominated buy the other bunch of twats - surely a safer way to ensure success? Thank god caroline has gone , and nichola soon i hope. I talked to someone at work tonite from my old school who said that caroline was sweet, and deserved to win. That just about proves my point (if you knew the people from my old school).
Big Brother represents everything that is currently wrong with British television.
The contestant on Big Brother represent everything that is wrong about Britain - but, in a strange paradox, also everything that is right about this lying, cheating country i love to call home.
(smiles)
At least Nicholas makes the show intereasting - and now Carolines gone, there's one less "look at me, i'm wish i was an actor/famous" wanker in the house.
>At least Nicholas makes the show intereasting - and now Carolines gone, there's one less "look at me, i'm wish i was an actor/famous" wanker in the house.
isn't this the whole point of the show? Are any of them not like this? I apologize as I haven't been able to stomach more than 90 seconds of it. Does it have (gulp) hidden depths?
Caroline! Noooooo! The whole point of Big Brother was to have pathetic wannabes playing up to the cameras...without Caroline there is no entertainment factor.
I only started to watch Big Brother because I thought it would be like the book, but no, there's no 2 minutes hate, there's no weekly saccharine tablets, it's all a huge dissappointment but sadly for me, it's just too late. At least they got the brainwashing factor right.
If they were real people, they'd all look/sound *far* more incoherent and disorientated on point of eviction. Caroline's open-mouthed response to Nick's behaviour was far too neat and actressy.
Veredict: fake.
Yeah, but Caroline is very theatrical isn't she?
I said theatrical - not talented!
And she's planning to release a single!!!
Run for cover.
Leave Caroline alone - from what I've seen, however annoying she may be, she's a genuine, careing person.
Oh dear me Ben. No. You are very wide of the mark indeed. What sort of person would go on a show like big brother - one with no depth.(that was a fullstop)
In reply to the message that said that caroline provided an entertainmnet factor - there's only so much cringing that I can take and call enjoyable. Nicholas is great, he does things in a subtle and interesting way - not singing 'it's only a gameshow' to the cameras. Face it - caroline must die a long and painful death, only then will Nick have completed his plan and take his rightful placa as reigning supreme leader of oceania. Ha ha - see that was a joke? Like big brohtre in 1984? Aha ah aha. Please someone hold me down while i kill myself. (peter o'hanrahanrahnan would be my choice)
Perhaps the very fact that big brother is interesting is because the people in it aren't. If you have to shout that you're mad, then you're dull.
Caroline's a bit like the Queen Mum - she fulfils no useful function in society, but there's something missing now she's gone.
>Please someone hold me down while i kill myself. (peter o'hanrahanrahnan would be my choice)
I could sit on your shoulder like a parrot while you fling yourself at a fence post, and then fly to safety at the last moment.
I am in disbelief that people even watch it. It has to be the dullest farce in history.
>I am in disbelief that people even watch it. It has to be the dullest farce in history.
Saw some last night. It was rubbish. That's as constructive as I can be bothered to be.
The ironic thing about "Big Brother" is that it proves that Huxley, not Orwell, was right - we're not doomed to a future of totalitarian state control, but rather to amuse ourselves to death with vapid "entertainment".
It's quite good, though, I think.
"I am in disbelief that people even watch it. It has to be the dullest farce in history."
Yeah, they should have picked you to be on it, eh kinder?
lol!
Big Brother is the most carefully crafted and skillfully technical programme on the box. I bet you Carlton couldn't even come up with crap like this!!!! Hmmmmmmm
**switches on tv**
"Good evening you're watching Carlton part of the ITV network"
**tunes into Big Brother**
**immense pleasurable experience takes over my body..i feel as if i'm going to kiss her**
You're thick you're thick
You're thick you're thick
You are
You're thick You're thick
**get me the gun now**
London Evening Standard; Wed 16 August:
'London agency Avalon PR was appointed in April, three months before the programe began to support C4 press in planning a PR strategy.'
' "At the beginning, we were trying to place stories in the media; now it's snowballed-we're amazed at how much copy there is," ...Avalon PR' in the same article.
So basically, that proves that it is a tacky, over-hyped, stage-managed piece of <expletive>, which fits neatly with the actors theory - and that C4 really have found new ways to scrape the barrel. I have not watched the show and still have no intention of doing so, thank you.
I've just read an article saying Nicholarse has been rumbled by the other housemates for trying to sway the votes.
They're apparently all after his blood and things got so heated that the Big Brother people cut the internet feed!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_884000/884384.stm
>I've just read an article saying Nicholarse has been rumbled by the other housemates for trying to sway the votes.
>They're apparently all after his blood and things got so heated that the Big Brother people cut the internet feed!
Have to say I haven't seen the show at all, and haven't been the slightest bit interested in it. However, a big cheese at Channel Four just phoned my boss, and he's just come out into our office and said, "(X) just phoned me. He said there's been a fist-fight on Big Brother, and Craig's punched Nicholas. It's going to be on the show tomorrow night!"
I'm still not the slightest bit interested in the show, but I thought I'd share that.
there's a special extended one tonight....
I love nick..
*sobs*
i'll kill tom for finding that paper..bastard....
How dull will that program appear now? They should've thrown everybody out EXCEPT Nick, stuck a sign on the door saying Do not feed, and then let people in with all the lights turned off, till they are eaten alive by Nick's cruel lies.
Or something.
>there's a special extended one tonight....
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>I love nick..
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>i'll kill tom for finding that paper..bastard....
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FREAK
Poor old nick - i was nearly in tears myself at watching his final performance!
Get him a job on Channel 5's Family Affairs - his acting is better!!!!!!
>>there's a special extended one tonight....
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>>i'll kill tom for finding that paper..bastard....
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No, thats bruce foxton - see 'a day in the life' thread further down.
>Poor old nick - i was nearly in tears myself at watching his final performance!
>Get him a job on Channel 5's Family Affairs - his acting is better!!!!!!
It's quite possible - he's just been signed by an agent - see my comments in the "Nick" thread further down...
I read somewhere that the housemates have apparently been donated a hot-tub...
Think of the potential shenanigans!
Oh, the anticipation...
Why not just change the rules and confiscate their clothes?
I've noticed, since Nick left, that Channel 4 have been using more 'titallating' shots of the showers now - coincidence? I think not...
Nah, it's a coincidence. Channel 4 are supposed to do minority broadcasting - they wouldn't go touting for big audiences like that. Not that they've ever much good at it, without recourse to US imports.
>Nah, it's a coincidence. Channel 4 are supposed to do minority broadcasting
If I was in the Big Brother house in the hot tub *that* would be minority broadcasting.
*shudder*
You could have one of those big wheel things!
Well, I won't get out of bed for any less than a cereal-based gnawing treat...
Quite right too.
>If I was in the Big Brother house in the hot tub *that* would be minority broadcasting.
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You'd never catch Keith Allen saying that.
Yes, but his cock is worthy of its own show, isn't it?
Perhaps it should go solo. It's obviously the only creative member of the partnership.
Its not got the time, what with playing bass in Blur 'n' that.
Do you see what I have done there? I have implied that the bass-player out of Blur/ Fat Les is Keith Allen's cock. Fantastic.
>Yes, but his cock is worthy of its own show, isn't it?
Well it only really needs coverage from closed circuit cameras. Especially as a powerful zoom really isn't necessary.
You're just dirty-minded, you are.
The key is not to give me any attention Jon. My filth feeds on the fact that I know you're watching. The sooner I come to the realisation that you me and filth will never be Jon, the better.
Bored?
Why not waste your time on the Big Brother simulator?!
http://www.dc8p.com/bigbrother.html