THE EIGHT HARRIS BROTHERS
AD LIB AROUND THESE IDEAS. EITHER AS THEM AS GUESTS IN
STUDIO, OR A REPORT
Re-release of Snow White and Seven Dwarves. Interview with the
men who inspired the Walt Disney film.
GRAMS: IT’S OFF TO WORK WE GO SNOW WHITE AND 7
DWARVES
REP Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. A perenial favourite
for generations of children. But behind this cheerful life enhancing
cartoon film is a story of betrayal and grief that none of the
laughing, over-excited or frightened children seeing iy could even
imagine.
GRAMS: OUT
FX: FOREST ATMOS
REP I have come to this beautiful enchanted forest, just
outside Shrewsbury to meet the men the film is based on, the
original seven dwarves.
DOC Come in, come in.
FX: LOUNGE ATMOS
DOC Yes, well, we first wrote the proposal for a film
about our lives, based on the struggles we had growing up together
as orphaned dwarves with the many problems that beset us. Centering
around my difficulties in bringing up my dwarf
brothers.
GRUMPY And the film producer loved it, bought up the
rights and was talking about getting James Stewart in it, and Mickey
Rooney. Cary Grant was interested…
DOC You know so when we went along to watch it at the
pictures we were very excited wondering who would be playing each of
us and how our terrible struggle would be portrayed.
GRUMPY So you can imagine how upset, surprised and
offended we were when we’d been represented as singing, comedy
cartoons with those ridiculous nicknames who spent all day working
in a diamond mine.
DOC That’s ridiculous. I mean I am a doctor, Doctor
Matthew Harris. I work at the local hospital, and so occasionally
the guys would call me Doc. You know but generally I like to be
called Matthew or Mr Harris. And all the other nicknames are pretty
much obsolete now. Like Nicholas, who was Sleepy in the
film.
SLEEPY Yes, they used to occasionally call me Sleepy,
because you know I seemed to be asleep a lot of the
time.
DOC But when I’d qualified I realised he was
displaying some of the classic symptoms of narcolepsy.
SLEEPY So I went down the local hospital and Matthew put
me on a course of drugs and the problem was sorted out.
DOC Occasionally if he sleeps in a bit we might jokingly
call him Sleepy, but otherwise it’s Nicholas or
Nick.
GRUMPY Similarly, Rowland, or Dopey as he was known, as a
kid we would call him Dopey, you know because he had difficulty
reading. One of those cruel things that kids do.
DOC But then you know I took him down the local hospital
for some tests and I found out he’d been suffering from
Dyslexia, and in fact had above average intelligence. He now works
as a Professor at DeMontford University and it’s very
embarrassing for him when his students find out that he’s
Dopey from Snow White. And you Neil, we used to call you Grumpy
didn’t we?
GRUMPY Yes then you took me down to the local hospital and
ran some tests and found out I had Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and
Matthew gave me some drugs and it’s cleared up. So if anything
I should be called Irritable Bowel Syndromy.
DOC Our brother Ian, Sneezy, I found out he was allergic
to certain foods and that cleared up and Simon, Happy, he was always
happy but as it turned out this was because he was an autistic
savant. Apparently Walt Disney felt that it was inappropriate for
some reason and just changed him to that grinning character, which
is an insult to Simon I think.
GRUMPY Yeah, but the Simon part of the film turned up
years later almost word for word as the film Rainman, and we never
got a penny. They changed Matthew’s character into the very
able-bodied Tom Cruise, which was offensive.
DOC At least with Dustin Hoffman they stuck to the dwarf
thing.
GRUMPY They also ignored the eighth brother, Peter. As a
child he seemed to display some of the classic signs of leprosy, you
know flaky skin, so we called him Leprosy-y but then Matthew took
him for some tests down the local hospital and found out he did
actually have leprosy, dry leprosy luckily so he wasn’t
contagious. His death was a very moving part of our original film,
but Walt Disney wanted only seven dwarves in his film so he just cut
him out as if he never existed.
DOC Actually they made him into a talking mirror, which
was adding insult to injury. Pete used to sometimes go around
speculating who was the prettiest girl around, we all did, but Pete
liked to especially.
REP But the worst miscarriage of justice has occurred to
Lawrence Harris who Walt Disney portrayed as the often forgotten
Bashful.
LAURENCE Yeah, Bashful. That was never my nick-name. This
was probably the most challenging part of our script. I am a
homosexual. My nickname was and still is gay-ee. The script told of
my struggle to be accepted as a gay dwarf in 30s Britain. It was
very daring, but making some strong points about people’s
prejudices. But no Walt Disney ran scared of my story and changed me
to this ridiculous shy old man. I am not shy or ashamed. I’m
gay. I’m proud. I am Gay-ee, not Bashful.
POSSIBLY ANGER OVER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE SNOW WHITE
CHARACTER. ABLE-BODIED WOMAN… NOT ASHAMED TO BE DWARVES, THIS
WAS A STORY OF DWARVES AND THEIR LIVES… NEIL ONCE WENT OUT
WITH A NON-DWARF WOMAN CALLED SANDRA WHITE, BUT SHE ATE SOME
POISONED APPLES AND DIED. IT WAS VERY HARD FOR THE AMBULANCE TO GET
THROUGH THE FOREST IN TIME… THIS JUST A TINY INCIDENT IN THE
FILM, TO MAKE IT THE WHOLE THING AND THEN TACK ON A HOLLYWOOD, HAPPY
ENDING IS UNFORGIVEABLE.
POSSIBLY ONE OF THEM WAS IN A BAND AND ALL THE SONGS WERE
RIPPED OFF TOO. AN IRONIC SATIRE ON THE FUTILITY OF THE NINE TO FIVE
EXISTENCE.
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