Toothpick Companion may seem confusing on first glance. Below is a glossary of terms used within the episode entries and an explanation of the structure itself. This should lead to trouble free navigation. Episode Details: All the technical information and credits. PROJECT NO.: S.R.: O.B.: TX: ALTERNATE
TITLES: ORIGINAL
DURATION: BBC F &
TVA: Exceptions in The Goodies canon are ‘Playgirl Club’ (#04) which exists as a sixteen millimetre monochrome film recording (16mm B/W F/R) as does ‘Army Games’ (#05). From series two, ‘The Commonwealth Games’ (#09) remains as an incomplete one-inch monochrome videotape (1" B/W VT), whereas ‘Come Dancing’ (#15) survives complete on the same format. A back-up of ‘Gender Education’ (#18) on 16mm B/W F/R complements the original two-inch colour videotape (2" CVT). The original version of ‘Kitten Kong’ (#14) does not exist. The later specials, ‘The Goodies & The Beanstalk’ (#32) and ‘Goodies Rule:O.K.?’ (#49) are extant on 2" CVT and 16mm Col F/R, their original format. All other episodes survive as broadcast on 2" CVT, including a further, damaged copy of ‘Army Games’. Other ad hoc copies will be highlighted as and when. BFI: SCRIPT: PLOT: SEQUENTIAL
ORDER: CAST: UNCREDITED
CAST: CREW: UNCREDITED
CREW: STOCK
FOOTAGE: MUSIC/FOUND SOUNDS: General Notes: A notebook of running motifs and significant elements to the episode. You’ll get the idea. Broadcast History: Where the edit spotting comes in. A quick explanation of the repeats history for a particular episode appears here, then its the land of lists. Within the listings, all sequences are referred to by coding (eg. SS1, FS1) or duration points (eg. 2’51") from which you can locate the moments under review. Script extracts tend to include excised material, which appears in square brackets,as do bullet point numbers. The separate durations, idents and channel trails are displayed here for easy identification of your own private recordings. BBC TV DD/MM/YY - (transmitted duration): Special bullet notes for the original transmission when, (i) The episode has never been repeated or is otherwise unavailable. (ii) The original production or a repeat warrants discussion. Short episode reviews may also appear here. Detailed comment will generally be confined to separate articles.
Australian pay-per-view, 1992 In an ideal world all Goodies repeats would be like this, perhaps without the logo. This Australian pay-per-view station stripped all regular episodes with total avoidance of the edits applied many years ago by the Australian Broadcasting Commission (ABC). This resulted in complete shows and, what’s more, no ad break. The only omissions were ‘Playgirl Club’ (#04), the missing scenes from ‘The Commonwealth Games’ (#09), the original take of ‘Kitten Kong’ (#14) and, bafflingly, ‘Earthanasia’ (#62). The real trump was the first Australian screening of ‘Hype Pressure’ (#51) whose absence prior to that was due to the BBC overlooking overseas sale of the episode for sixteen years.
Weekdays, 11PM+, 1992-93 Ah, ‘In The Doghouse’ - UK Gold in the days when they at least bothered to experiment. Before they established themselves as the world’s leading Men Behaving Badly recycler, with Open All Hours every sodding hour, the station offered a widespread selection of scarcely seen archive programmes from the BBC and Thames archives. It soon spasmed over ratings, thus later dumping Dr Who episodes into this popular post pub strand. The Goodies had a full run, barring specials and the inevitable ‘Playgirl Club’ (#04) and ‘Kitten Kong’ (#14). A glaring oversight was the fantastic ‘Hype Pressure’ episode which seemed to have emigrated that year. Oddie and Garden initially blocked editing of their work, in support of The Writers’ Guild, and Bill soon appeared on TV AM moaning about his minuscule repeat royalty cheques - "they’re hardly worth cashing... peanuts." Despite this irritation edits began to crop up as early as week three. You can read about those missing bits in this section.
The hated two-part screenings, sequencing a broad selection of episodes in fifteen-minute slots, back-to-back with Every Second Counts . It obviously stood no chance in that slot and suffered just as badly as the monochrome Dr Who episodes which defended a similar corner in 1992. Home recordings of these broadcasts are therefore unmistakable, not least for the generic credits and rolling captions which graced each transmission. They were naturally hacked to incoherent, unrepresentative bits. Bastards. Anyway, I taped the lot because there wasn’t much else to hand at the time. From this I know that the season covered the first seven series, excluding the following episodes: ‘Playgirl Club’ (#04), ‘Kitten Kong’ (#14), ‘Food’ (#16), ‘Hunting Pink’ (#23), ‘The Winter Olympics’ (#24), ‘Invasion Of The Moon Creatures’ (#30), ‘The Stone Age’ (#33), ‘The Clown Virus’ (#37), ‘Chubby Chumps’ (#38), ‘Frankenfido’ (#40), ‘Rome Antics’ (#44), ‘Lips Or Almighty Cod’ (#50), ‘Hype Pressure’ (#51), ‘Goodies-Almost Live’ (#56), ‘Alternative Roots’ (#57) and ‘Dodunuts’ (#60) and all specials. After a clumsy edit of ‘Earthanasia’ aired, we returned to square one for a few days, saw ‘2001 & A Bit’ (#55) again and then it stopped dead or I stopped watching. In fairness it was a pretty thorough repeat run, but no reason presents itself as to why the other episodes were skipped or not solved by snipping. I prefer to forget, so accounts of these broadcast will leave them in an highly annotated grave bearing the legend "Fuck Off".
A gold bar - do you see? These broadcasts displayed better consideration. All were complete-ish and anything lost over the course of the commercial breaks will be noted here. Sometimes dubbed a ‘best of’ run, this redressed the balance for a channel which had built a terrible reputation amongst archive collectors, with particular disregard towards The Goodies . Many gaps in the previous run were filled here. In transmission order, ‘Beefeaters’ (#01), ‘Snooze’ (#02), ‘Give Police A Chance’ (#03), a monochrome ‘Army Games’ (#05), ‘The Loch Ness Monster’ (#08), ‘Hunting Pink’ (#23), ‘Camelot’ (#29), ‘Invasion Of The Moon Creatures’ (#30), ‘The Stone Age’ (#33), ‘The Race’ (#35), ‘The Movies’ (#36), ‘The Clown Virus’ (#37), ‘Chubby Chumps’ (#38), ‘Wacky Wales’ (#39), ‘Frankenfido’ (#40), ‘Scatty Safari’ (#41), ‘Kung Fu Kapers’ (#42), ‘Lighthouse Keeping Loonies’ (#43), ‘Rome Antics’ (#44), ‘Cunning Stunts’ (#45), ‘OK Tearooms’ (#47) and ‘The End’ (#48). The absence of ‘South Africa’ from an otherwise complete run of series five is confusing, not because of the episode’s thorniness, but because it had been perfectly OK for a tea-time slot. More speculation about that later on... |
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