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THAT'S YOAKED 'EM!
Jim Yoakum

The popular two-faced grave-digging liar explains how he wrote all of Graham Chapman's works. 'I wrote Monty Python', he explains, 'and my wife and I wrote Yellowbeard.' This book isn't published until December but Jim might consider letting you have a look before then.

 

Twatpress, Ohio
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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JAM ANNUAL 2001
Ed: Chris Morris

Featuring 'Welcome to this book' by the Scary Doctor, a day in the life of that shy bloke Mark Heap played, and a cut-out-and-keep mask of Kevin Eldon doing his shocked face.

 

Dark Publishing
ISBN 1 615 415 £9.99

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THE ONLY BOOK ABOUT THE GOODIES CURRENTLY ON THE SHELVES
Robert Ross

Robert eschews proof-readers for received opinion and pies.

Gushing Books
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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ARE YOU DAVE GORMAN - THE COMPLETE PRESS RELEASES
Dave Gorman (with Danny Wallace)

Avalon/Rootwank
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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STAND UP AND BE COUNTED - memoirs of a reluctant stand-up comedian
(Author Unconfirmed)

Tracing his own career from his meagre beginnings in a tiny theatre above a strip-club in Soho to a 17-part comedy docusoap with up-to-the-minute jokes about the Oasis/Blur rivalry, (Author Unconfirmed) takes us on a wild journey through very little.

Foreword by Victor Lowndes

Soho-Ho Books
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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THE BIBLE
Jesus 'Religion' Christ

God Press
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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CHARLIE BROOKER GO HOME
Charles Montgomery Brooker

The popular wagster attempts to satirise the inanity of today's television output, until he has a go on the swivel chairs at Loaded and The Guardian and decides the media's not so bad after all.

 

Red Bull Books
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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I'M THE KING OF THE FORUM
Unruly Butler

The irrepresible Butler takes you on a wild, unstoppable journey through his completely original opinions, copied off some pubs.

Framley Press
ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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THE HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE TO THE DEPTHS OF MY HARD-DRIVE
Douglas Adams (Add. Material: Barratt & Fielding)

Douglas may be gone but his selling power lives on.

  • (Winner of the coveted Taking Douglas Adams Name In Vain award for services to the fact that the poor sod isn't around to tell the marketing scum to fuck off)

     

  • Pan Galactic Heinneman Shuster Mega-Penguin
    ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99
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    THE FABER BOOK OF PARODIES
    (Editor: Jimmy Savile)

    Faber & Faber & Faber.
    And Faber.
    Faberdy Faberdy Fabe-Fabe-Fabe...
    ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99

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    THE SOME OF THE CORPSES ARE AMUSING CHRISTMAS BOOK
    SOTCAA

    Based on this book, this book features all you favourites including 'Edinburgh Fringe Parody', 'Radio Times Thing', and a book pastiche page where they've taken the easy route of including their own book as some sort of misguided concession to self-parody. And if you look closely, Jon, you'll notice that the cover is obviously an unedited proof design.

    Corpses Publishing House
    ISBN 0 352 31503 2 £9.99


    © 2000 - 2002 some of the corpses are amusing