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"Can you see any comedy yet?"
"No. Can you?"
"Nope."
"Well have you looked?"
"Well...no.  To be honest I really didn't know where to start."
"Don't we have any comedy albums or videos we can copy?"
"Nope."
"Perhaps we should try writing some actual jokes?"
"Surely things aren't that desperate yet are they?"
"Pretty much, yeah"
"Look - up in the sky - it's a flying toilet."
"No, that's not funny."
"Are you sure?"
"No."
"Apparently there's this amazing chemistry between us which accounts for our genius."
"Okay, let's try some of that then."
"Alright - you start."
"Okay."
"Well?"
"I can't think of any."
"Bugger."
"What are we actually doing here anyway?"
"Well, it's obvious isn't it?"
"Is it?"
"Yeah - we're waiting for Godot."
"Is that a joke?"
"I'm not sure.  I've never read it."
"Oh..."
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