The Third Reich Posted Fri Dec 22 13:58:13 GMT 2001 by Mogwai

Anyone joining up?

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Posted By Emma on Fri Dec 9 15:03:34 GMT 2001:

WTF!!!

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Posted By 'an insider' on Mon Dec 24 15:22:31 GMT 2001:

This has been common knowledge for a while. There's been a lot of talk in corridors about Hitler. Many seem to be of the impression that he's the best of a bad bunch as far as War goes. Somewhat worrying but there you go.

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Posted By Unruly Butler on Mon Dec 24 15:43:12 GMT 2001:

Quite commendable I'd have thought. I'll certainly think about it.

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Posted By 'Dean' on Mon Dec 24 15:58:07 GMT 2001:

Is this the same Hitler who appeared in World War 2? That was class.

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Posted By 'anonymous' on Mon Dec 24 16:06:32 GMT 2001:

Okay, I'm a long-time lurker and maybe I don't know as much about comedy as some of the people on here but, well, surely this Hitler bloke is a bit worrying? Isn't he all for the eradication of Jews, Gypsies and homosexuals? Am I just old-fashioned or is that a bad thing?

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Posted By 'oilie' on Mon Dec 24 16:29:11 GMT 2001:

Fuck it - I don't fall into any of those catagories.

>Isn't he all for the eradication of Jews, Gypsies and homosexuals?

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Posted By 'Matty' on Mon Dec 24 16:54:53 GMT 2001:

>Am I just old-fashioned or is that a bad thing?

Prat.

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Posted By 'Leonard' on Mon Dec 24 16:59:26 GMT 2001:

I'm Jewish. I'm not looking forward to this.

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Posted By 'Belle' on Mon Dec 24 17:14:21 GMT 2001:

I'm a gypsy. I'm not keen!

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Posted By Dr Hackenbush on Mon Dec 24 17:16:44 GMT 2001:

And I have a few reservations too.

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Posted By 'oilie' on Mon Dec 24 17:30:01 GMT 2001:

What's the matter with you people? Obviously Hitler's stuff isn't aimed at Jews, Gyspsy's and Homosexuals. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!!!!

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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Mon Dec 24 17:36:23 GMT 2001:

Exactly. What you miserable minnies don't seem to appreciate is that this is an opportunity on a plate. You spend all your time whining about the lack of change, the death of comedy, etc. Now Hitler's stepped forward and basically said 'Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough' and you all collapse in the corner like a bunch of girls.

So you've proven exactly how much worth you are to society. Get a life. I'm with Hitler. Sieg Heil. :)

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Posted By 'Goebbels' on Mon Dec 24 17:43:00 GMT 2001:

Well as far as I can see Hitler's Third Reich is a perfect opportunity for young people to show what they're made of. I certainly can't think of any other people in the business who'd extend this arm to assist young murderers.

I'm not affiliated with the Third Reich or anything incidentally. This is genuinely what I think.

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Posted By 'Vera Lynn' on Mon Dec 24 18:04:21 GMT 2001:

It'll all be over by Christmas. Um... :)

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Posted By 'Paul P' on Mon Dec 24 18:26:23 GMT 2001:

Sounds like a decent enough chap. Might even have a go at shooting a few gyppoes myself. Still got my old pistol from university somewhere hidden away in the attic. Completely outmoded weapon, natch, but effective enough if you can find the parts.

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Posted By 'Jamey' on Mon Dec 24 18:31:26 GMT 2001:

I'm amazed at the people on this board. Hitler is a dictator. He'll just use you as a task force to carry out his plans of world domination. He's not helping anyone but himself. He's a nasty, narrow-minded paranoid madman.

Don't be fooled.

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Posted By 'oilie' on Mon Dec 24 18:33:52 GMT 2001:

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>He's not helping anyone but himself. He's a nasty, narrow-minded paranoid madman.

Right, so you've obviously had all your explosions rejected already then?

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Posted By 'anonymous' on Mon Dec 24 18:40:40 GMT 2001:

>Right, so you've obviously had all your explosions rejected then?

That's just what I was thinking. Bitter twat.

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Posted By 'Brain Dead' on Mon Dec 24 18:43:10 GMT 2001:

This place, I don't know. Nowhere else would a fascist dictator get so much stick just from trying to earn a living. A man tries out something a bit different and you all shit on him from a great height. It's rediculous.

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Posted By 'Reasonable' on Mon Dec 24 18:51:11 GMT 2001:

>A man tries out something a bit different and you all shit on him from a great height. It's rediculous.

BUT HE'S A NAZI!

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Posted By 'anonymous' on Mon Dec 24 19:13:34 GMT 2001:

>BUT HE'S A NAZI!

No need to shout. ;)

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Posted By 'Hitler' on Mon Dec 24 19:43:41 GMT 2001:

Greetings all! Rudey tipped me off that there was this mad comedy site having a go at me so I've come along to answer any queries.

Bring 'em on. Be gentle with me though. Works do - bit pissed.

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Posted By 'Tom' on Mon Dec 24 19:46:28 GMT 2001:

You're a racist, homophobic warmongering fuckwit!

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Posted By 'Hitler' on Mon Dec 24 20:18:26 GMT 2001:

Oh, you say the kindest things! :)

And what, pray tell, have you contributed to the world that allows you such prowess with the universal language of English?

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>You're a racist, homophobic warmongering fuckwit!

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Posted By 'Tom' on Mon Dec 24 20:31:43 GMT 2001:

I'm the holder of several patents, I've written three best-selling novels and I once sailed around the world single-handed.

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Posted By 'Hitler' on Mon Dec 24 20:37:10 GMT 2001:

Well exactly - nothing to do with the subject in hand. How can you criticise other people's war if you haven't created one yourself? Come on, answer me that. I'm waiting.

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Posted By 'pritt-stick bumphrey' on Mon Dec 24 20:45:45 GMT 2001:

>Exactly - nothing to do with what we're talking about. How can you criticise other people's war if you haven't created one yourself? Come on, answer me that.

Murdering cunt.

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Posted By 'Hitler' on Mon Dec 24 21:14:42 GMT 2001:

>Murdering cunt.

Man of few words there. :)

So that's the best criticism this board can offer is it - a few words of tedious abuse. Pure bitter jealousy as far as I can see - you can't devise any long-term genocide plans yourselves so you just have to knock mine. Well done.

I won't be back. This site is worthless.

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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Mon Dec 24 21:34:34 GMT 2001:

Yes, once again we see someone who's offering to help out the world of comedy berated and insulted by the undesirable fringes. I think you should all be asking yourselves a few questions about your overall motives, frankly. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be on this forum.

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Posted By 'Mike4SOTCAA' on Mon Dec 24 21:42:15 GMT 2001:

He's planning to eradicate the Jewish population. He's a mad, calculating xenophobe. For Christ's sakes, there is a wider picture here. Try looking at it.

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Posted By 'Gimp Sodden' on Mon Dec 24 21:58:21 GMT 2001:

i don't care if hitler is out to murder the jews and all that - at least he's not a patronising sotcaa cunt like you. and i bet he *loves* i'm alan partridge.

why don't you just fuck off?

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Posted By 'Gimp Sodden' on Mon Dec 24 21:58:22 GMT 2001:

i don't care if hitler is out to murder the jews and all that - at least he's not a patronising sotcaa cunt like you. and i bet he *loves* i'm alan partridge.

why don't you just fuck off?

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Posted By Joe4SOTCAA on Mon Dec 24 21:59:57 GMT 2001:

Yawns.

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Posted By 'Twink-teeth' on Mon Dec 24 22:09:49 GMT 2001:

I'm in. Let's all share the glory of this brave new world Hitler's offering. Can't fucking wait personally.

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Posted By 'Winston' on Mon Dec 24 22:24:17 GMT 2001:

Them's the facts, Bucky.

>Let's all share the glory of this brave new world Hitler's offering. Can't fucking wait personally.

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Posted By 'Tarrantulea Hairgrips' on Mon Dec 24 22:46:32 GMT 2001:

Lord Haw Haw - better on the radio?

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Posted By 'EVILE CLOWNE' on Mon Dec 24 23:13:16 GMT 2001:

Idenats. IDEANTS.

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Posted By 'anonymous' on Mon Dec 24 23:40:09 GMT 2001:

Is there an address to send stuff to? I killed a gypsy just yesterday. Might be worth a bash.