BALL MY CHILDREN
DEPT.
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When you're in a
normal
relationship... |
When you're a paedophile... |
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You buy
her candy to make her notice you |
...you buy
her candy to entice her into the back of your
car |
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...on your first date you go to the cinema |
...on your first date you still go to the cinema, but you save money buying a half-price ticket |
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...you admire how she offers to pay for dinner |
...you admire how she offers to pay for bail |
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...when things get serious you decide to move in together |
...when things get serious you would move in together but there's not enough room for both of you in her wendy house |
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...you get embarrassed when you have to meet her parents |
...you don't get embarrassed meeting her father because he's your brother |
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...she asks you questions like 'Why is the sky blue?', 'What does God look like?' and 'When's The Tweenies on?'. |
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...you tie up your girlfriend by making her do menial tasks like the washing up and the hoovering. |
...you tie up your girlfriend so that she doesn't escape |
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...when you say you want to have lots of kids she gets maternal. |
...when you say you want to have lots of kids she gets jealous. |
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...at the end of the relationship you dump your girlfriend
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...at the end of the relationship you dump your girlfriend... in a canal.
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