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Latest Fartfacts: 29 November 2001
Maverprick slates frankly superior site for brown-nosing - all are agreed that this makes him automatically great.
CM may visit this site from time to time - it's like being at The Royal Variety Show, but even better
 
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Lord
Foreskinhead


I'm such an unreadable fucking clown!
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Jez North #15

You're the Crazy World Of Arnold Brown
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Mongarse

I've left school, but you'd never guess
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Flidspaztwat

Girls! Please speak to me!
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Joey Felchjizz

When choosing a pseudonym to show individuality, use references to cerebral palsy, gay sex terminology (that I clearly find faintly repellent, even though I try to make it look really facking cool) and another word for cum.
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Charlie Horsecrack

Or in my case, use tired-out drug allusions that shock no-one.
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Spunky Trousers

I am also an individual.
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Maverprick
[Web host]

In a microscopic way, there's a little bit of CM's ball-protein in all of us.
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Mr Lizard
(like on jam)
268
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Do You Know Any Women?
Mongarse
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188
Rumour That Morris Hilariously Ate Cardboard On BBC Radio Solent
Charlie Horsecrack
138
138
I've Just Bought A Book, But I Got Bored After Four Paragraphs
Maverprick
33
267
Track From Blue Jam That Goes Sexy Boy - Who That?
Spunky Trousers
46
108
How Dangerous It Would Be If Morris Was On Ibiza Uncovered
Mr Lizard
(like on jam)
19
657
What Drugs Are We Claiming To Be Taking This Weekend?
Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Charlie Horsecrack
38765
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Download Of Osama Bin-Laden Apparently Saying Minge
Joey Felchjizz
118
118
The First Thing That Comes Into My Head
Some Cunt
3
14
What Pen Might CM Use To Write Down His Godlike Genius Ideas?
Pages 1 2 3 4 5
Mongarse
373
864
The Town Of Basingstoke - Could It Be A Reference To BJ's Dr. Basingstoke?
Jez North #8
27
45
Kiddies Outing Suggestions
Maverprick
28
88
CM Mentioned In The Independent Sometime Last Year
Spunky Trousers
19
19
Who's Jez North?
Jez North #9
29
109
Look At This Site Showing A Woman's Tits!
Mongarse
18
785621
Could Hall & Oates Really Be Kiddy-Fiddlers?
Maverprick
128
90
Brass Eye Film - Who Might Play CM?
Pages 1 2 3
Joey Felchjizz
65
65
Why Isn't Morris Called A Godlike Genius More Often?
Pages 1 2 3 4
Maverprick
88
119
New Watchdog Reporter - Could It Be Morris?
Lord Foreskinhead
9
56
Lucrezia Borgia May Have Married Someone Called CM
Spunky Trousers
58
90
Imagine If Morris Was On The Weakest Link
Mr Lizard
(like on jam)
60
62
Grade's TV Career Commissioning Quality Drama Utterly Void Because Of His Opposition To Brass Eye
Flidspaztwat
55
129
Peter Cook any relation to Sam?
Alabaster Codify
0
18
BTW, who is Peter Cook?
Alabaster Codify
2
9
How many Day Todays do we have between us?
CheeseWog
11
342
My best wank ever
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Unpleasantly Milky
Tea
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Visit to Portsmouth (but where was the elephantiasis woman?)
Mr Lizard
(like on jam)
23
35
SHITCAA
CheeseWog
44
47
Bored bored bored
Bored
8
12
The Mexican Morris (does hoax calls to Acapulco intensive care units)
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Joey Felchjizz
35
168
Daily Mail balls
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Maverprick
44
80
Griff Rhys Jones never once mentioned Jam on You Only Live Once, the twunt
Spunky Trousers
11
19
SODCAA
Joey Felchjizz
24
49
This penis is (most definitely!) extremely tedious
CheeseWog
18
327
Steve Coogan cameo on TDT!
Mr Lizard
(like on jam)
28
46
SOTCAAAAAASZ
Lord Foreskinhead
18
20
Ben Fetch - a play on the word "felch", perhaps?
Maverprick
8
14
CM's cooker - gas or electric?
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Mr Lizard (like on jam)
136
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I played Bad Sex 2 at a DJ set for a wedding party on Saturday and not one roaring purple vagina bopped in single-minded pursuit of the groove (they all wanted Disco-cocking-inferno)
Charlie Horsecrack
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Best cum synonyms
Mongarse
12
74
Could Morris be writing spoof letters to Whitehouse?
Jez North #3
8
35
Some undercover shop-bothering I tried until I was asked to leave by one of the Saturday girls
Charlie Horsecrack
24
59
Who'd win a scrap between CM and VLS?
CheeseWog
19
95

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