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Lord Foreskinhead

I'm such an unreadable fucking clown!
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Jez North #15

You're the Crazy World Of Arnold Brown
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Mongarse
I've left school, but you'd never guess
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Flidspaztwat

Girls! Please speak to me!
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Joey Felchjizz

When choosing a pseudonym to show individuality, use references to cerebral palsy, gay sex terminology (that I clearly find faintly repellent, even though I try to make it look really facking cool) and another word for cum.
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Charlie Horsecrack
Or in my case, use tired-out drug allusions that shock no-one.
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Spunky Trousers

I am also an individual.
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Maverprick [Web host]

In a microscopic way, there's a little bit of CM's ball-protein in all of us.
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How subversive it would be if Morris was on Countdown's Dictionary Corner Pages 1 2 3 4
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Mr Lizard (like on jam)
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Do You Know Any Women?
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Mongarse
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Rumour That Morris Hilariously Ate Cardboard On BBC Radio Solent
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Charlie Horsecrack
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I've Just Bought A Book, But I Got Bored After Four Paragraphs
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Maverprick
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Track From Blue Jam That Goes Sexy Boy - Who That?
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Spunky Trousers
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How Dangerous It Would Be If Morris Was On Ibiza Uncovered
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Mr Lizard (like on jam)
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What Drugs Are We Claiming To Be Taking This Weekend? Pages 1 2 3 4 5
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Charlie Horsecrack
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Download Of Osama Bin-Laden Apparently Saying Minge
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Joey Felchjizz
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The First Thing That Comes Into My Head
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Some Cunt
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What Pen Might CM Use To Write Down His Godlike Genius Ideas?
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Mongarse
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The Town Of Basingstoke - Could It Be A Reference To BJ's Dr. Basingstoke?
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Jez North #8
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Kiddies Outing Suggestions
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Maverprick
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CM Mentioned In The Independent Sometime Last Year
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Spunky Trousers
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Who's Jez North?
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Jez North #9
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Look At This Site Showing A Woman's Tits!
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Mongarse
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Could Hall & Oates Really Be Kiddy-Fiddlers?
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Maverprick
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Brass Eye Film - Who Might Play CM? Pages 1 2 3
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Joey Felchjizz
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Why Isn't Morris Called A Godlike Genius More Often? Pages 1 2 3 4
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Maverprick
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New Watchdog Reporter - Could It Be Morris?
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Lord Foreskinhead
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Lucrezia Borgia May Have Married Someone Called CM
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Spunky Trousers
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Imagine If Morris Was On The Weakest Link
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Mr Lizard (like on jam)
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Grade's TV Career Commissioning Quality Drama Utterly Void Because Of His Opposition To Brass Eye
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Flidspaztwat
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Peter Cook any relation to Sam?
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Alabaster Codify
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BTW, who is Peter Cook?
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Alabaster Codify
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How many Day Todays do we have between us?
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CheeseWog
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My best wank ever
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Unpleasantly Milky Tea
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Visit to Portsmouth (but where was the elephantiasis woman?)
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Mr Lizard (like on jam)
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SHITCAA
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CheeseWog
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Bored bored bored
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Bored
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The Mexican Morris (does hoax calls to Acapulco intensive care units)
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Joey Felchjizz
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Daily Mail balls
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Maverprick
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Griff Rhys Jones never once mentioned Jam on You Only Live Once, the twunt
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Spunky Trousers
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SODCAA
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Joey Felchjizz
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This penis is (most definitely!) extremely tedious
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CheeseWog
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Steve Coogan cameo on TDT!
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Mr Lizard (like on jam)
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