Nudge nudge, say no more...it's Danny Wallace here, back from an exhausting week at the Chalk Farm Comedy Festival. You really had to be there to see it.

Anyway, this week I'm mad about My Friends. Yes, My Friends. Most of My Friends are desperate for a career in comedy, but they're not getting anywhere. Why? Could it be because My Friends don't happen to be very talented? I think it can. Let's end this snobbery right away by giving My Friends their own show, all the time, featuring me as the main bloke. I think that makes sense. Do you agree? I think so. Do I? Yes.

Anyway, on with your letters!

Dear Danny,
Yes, there are plenty of tickets available for the new series of Dead Ringers. You will be allowed a maximum of 326 guests.

Fame at last, I feel!

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And now, a new venture...

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