 RICHARD BLACKWOOD Venue 6 - Lygoe's
Den Of Amusement Tickets 556 2765
 Richard is known for his
uncompromising routines - ie, a couple of ropy old sets
about Monica Lewinsky that Curtis Walker doesn’t
want any more, delivered in a vague American accent so
that it doesn’t interfere with his plan to become
an easily-exportable irony-free rap artist when his chat
show gets axed ‘He’s
trying to dispel the corny stereotypes people have about
the way black people speak. Respect!’ - Junior Simpson Aug 20 -
28 21.00 (22.30) £10.00 (£8.00)
 Do you
hold the unoriginal, knee-jerk view that the songs at
the end of 'Smack The Pony' weren’t very good?
Well, why not join other Time Out television critics
for... STRENGTH IN NUMBERS Venue 18 - Scanners Tickets 556 2765
 A
unique event, sponsored by the Radio Times Aug 3
- 17 21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 THE
PRIORY Venue 18 -
Jacksonroot Drive Tickets 556 2345
 Join
Zoe Ball and Jamie Theakston for a special live
Edinburgh show featuring special studio guests, music
and at least fourteen jokes blatantly lifted from satire
shows of the 90s. Watch out for a special appearance by
Zoe’s dad Johnny ‘Think Of A Number’
Ball being latently belittled as a sad loser by his
daughter and all her glory-hunting fuck-you-media
friends, then wonder to yourself if this is actually as
low as things can get Aug 23 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00 (£9.00)
 BADDIEL AND SKINNER
- UNPLANNED Venue 33
- Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 David
Baddiel and Frank Skinner present a show for which
they’ve planned absolutely nothing. Well, apart
from those warm-up shows Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00
(£9.00)
 BADDIEL AND
SKINNER'S VARIOUS SECRETARIES -
UNPLANNED Venue 33 - Pleasant,
60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 A special live showcase for that
steady stream of absolute and total dickbrained twats
who managed to convince themselves they were funny or
entertaining in some way. Aug 28 - 29
21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 THODAY AND
ALLEN-TURNER - UNPLANNED Venue
33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
4875
 Jon Thoday and Richard Allen-Turner
present a TV contract, the finer details of which they
obviously haven’t thought through Aug 28 -
29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 A TEENAGE PREGNANCY -
UNPLANNED Back Home - London,
Tickets 0171 556 7265
 A comedy groupie leafs through the
recent Edinburgh Fringe Guide checking the dates of
performance against how many days she's actually
late... Sept 23 17.00 (17.30) £10.00
(£5.00)
 MY PICK OF THE
PERRIER - WITH ALISON GRAHAM Venue 33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2765
 Radio Times’ very own angry
young thing takes us on a journey through who she thinks
will win the coveted award despite it being absolutely
nothing to do with her whatsoever. Be amused as Alison
hotly tips anybody she assumes might possibly be halfway
popular in the public eye yet refuses adamantly to
swallow Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 A NAKED WOMAN DANCING
TO A CASSETTE OF BARTOK Venue
33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2765
 Yeah - that joke. Described in the
Arts section as a living portrayal of one woman’s
fight to come to terms with her own sense of shame and
being, this is actually just a naked woman dancing to a
cassette of Bartok. And unfortunately we’re too
worried about the amount of tape-hiss reverberating from
the cheap sound system in the venue to concentrate on
pubes Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 THAT BLOKE WHO USED
TO SET FIRE TO HIS ARSE IN THE 80s Venue 33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2765
 He’s back! That bloke who
used to set fire to his arse in the 80s returns to
Edinburgh to set fire to his arse Aug 28 - 29
21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 ALISON GOLDIE
in WHO AM I EXACTLY? Venue
33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2765
 The ridiculous actress explains why
appearing in one episode of 'The Mary Whitehouse
Experience' means she’s an obvious choice for a
Channel 5 documentary about her wanking habits Aug 28
- 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 THE BEST OF
COMEDY Venue 33 - Pleasant,
60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 Introduced by Dave Gorman - the Pete Best of
Comedy 'No, you're wrong, he's
lovely. Don't you realise comedy is subjective? And
who's Pete Best anyway?' - Cutesy Gigglegush (Aged 14) Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 JOHNNY
VEGAS Venue 256 - McIbiza
Tickets 556 1878
 Fat fuck Aug 28 - 29
21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 I PREFER CHOCOLATE TO
SEX ANYDAY! Venue 33
- Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 Are you
a woman who thinks saying ‘I prefer chocolate to
sex anyday’ is the most original witticism ever?
Well, why not join other boring people for a great
evening out? You can say ‘I prefer chocolate to
sex anyday’ as many times as you like, in the
company of other bland individuals who will all laugh
annoyingly afterwards and then pull a wry face ‘Why is a vibrator good at
cutting the grass? Becau...oh, hang on, I’ve got
that wrong.’ - Cosmopolitan Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00 (£9.00)
 THE LAWRENCE
SUSPECTS Venue 19 - Hesitant,
60 The Hesitant Tickets 5562098
 The men accused of murdering black
teenager Stephen Lawrence return to their first love -
stand-up. Aug 5 - 24 20.00 (21.00) £5.00
(£4.00)
 MOUSE
MATT 'Marjorie's' - Venue
78 Tickets 556 2765
 Matt Lucas unveils a new
character Aug 28 - 29 18.00 (18.45) £5.00
(£4.00)
 BJORN TO BE
WILD Venue 24 -
Fernando's, Waterloo Tickets 556 2765
 A
comedian presents a show about his teenage fixation on
Abba as if this is in some way original 'Yep, this pretty much defines our
folklore...’ - Gay
News Aug 2 - 30 22.00 (22.45) £4.00
(£3.00)
 KICK JANE ROOT UP
THE CUNT Venue 33 - Pleasant,
60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 Queue up with thousands of
like-minded people and kick Jane Root up the cunt. See
if that does the trick Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 Punt & Dennis
in THE EDUCATION EXPERIENCE Venue 33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2295
 Do you hold the opinion that Punt
& Dennis are, and always have been, crap? Well, come
along to The Pleasant to hear episodes of the original
radio version of The Mary Whitehouse Experience and
witness your boring, point-scoring, Johnny-come-lately,
wrong opinions crumbling before your very ears ‘La la, la la - we
can’t hear you...’ - Lee & Herring, Time Out, most people,
etc Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)


 IAN COGNITO in I HATE EVERYTHING Venue 33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2765
 What will he say next? Probably a
long rant about how he hates all religions, but with the
emphasis on Christianity and Buddhism rather than
Judaism and Islam, because, y’know, he might be
dangerous but he’s got to be careful, you know
what I mean ‘Sick’ -
Ricky Gervais Aug 28
- 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 FEY LUCAS Venue 33 - Pleasant, 60 The
Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 Matt Lucas reminisces about old
'Grange Hill' characters in a laid-back, disinterested
manner Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 BILL BAILEY
in SEX ‘N’ KEBABS
‘N’ ROCK ‘N’
ROLL Calders Gilded
Balloon, the whoo venue Tickets 556 1099
 The
long-haired troubadour will be enjoying the festival in
his unique way - ie, by selfishly doing a line of coke
in a nightclub kitchen completely oblivious to the fact
that people have to prepare food in there later on.
Special guest: Mitch Benn Aug 28 - 29
21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 A LOCAL PLAY FOR
LOCAL PEOPLE Venue 43 - 'Patty's', Friedriech Rise Tickets
556 2765
 Darker and more surreal than ever.
Those Gentlemen from 'The League Of Gentlemen' take to
the stage. So if you’re dismayed that nobody seems
to like Red Dwarf anymore why not get all your mates
around to turn this once entertaining show into a bland
fad too by squealing at all the pleb-bound 'sick' bits.
The evening culminates with Gatiss, Sheersmith and the
other one insulting the intelligence of their audience
even further by explaining the 'complicated' ideas
behind jokes that even a tiny child would understand and
attempting to model their entire career path on that of
the Pythons in the space of a single year. 'Papa Lazarou - yeah, he'll do' -
Hero Finders Monthly Aug
14 21.00 (22.30)
Free
 DAVID WALLIAMS
in MY PARENTS COULDN’T SPELL
WILLIAMS Venue 33 - Pleasant,
60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 'Oy!' - John Lloyd Aug 2 - 22 20.00 (21.00)
£10.00 (£9.00)
 STEVEN
MOFFAT Venue 33 - Pleasant,
60 The Pleasant Tickets 556 2765
 The writer of
‘Coupling’ and ‘Joking Apart’
tells us what life is like on his planet Aug 27
21.00 (22.00) £5.00 (£4.00)
 THAT BLOKE WHO DOES
THE WARM UP FOR BADDIEL & SKINNER Venue 33 - Pleasant, 60 The Pleasant Tickets 556
2765
 Coming across like a cross between
Harry Hill, Lee Evans and Jimmy Cricket, that bloke who
did the warm up for Baddiel & Skinner is back to
delight audiences who are into Harry Hill, Lee Evans and
Jimmy Cricket. And he has a suitcase of elaborate props
too like that ‘Amazing Jonathan’ bloke from
America. And when he's used them all up he does a load
of painful one-liners like Tim Vine. In short, about as
original as the concept of air Aug 3 - 26
21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 WOODY ALLEN, ROB
NEWMAN and RICHARD HERRING in OH, WHY CAN’T
WE GET GIRLFRIENDS? Venue 33 - Present, 60 The Present Tickets 556
8655
 Three comedians do a lot of
self-deprecating material about how they can’t get
off with anyone, even though they clearly can Aug 20 - 29 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00
(£9.00)
 SPECIFICS Venue 33
- Pleasure, 60 The Pleasure Tickets 556 7474
 Do you
think Jack Dee is brilliant because of his 'dry' sense
of humour? Do you rate The Two Ronnies' 'Fork Handles'
sketch as possibly their best work? Do you laugh loudly
at the 'comedy bits' in Eastenders? Did you think the
idea of lowering the age of consent for gay men amounted
to 'political correctness gone doollally'? Do you hate
all black people but don't mind Lenny Henry because 'he
makes you laugh?' Are you really pleased that England
beat Germany recently because it's been a long time
coming? Do you think Tony Blair is about to sell this
country down the river to Europe? Do you spend most of
the summer wandering around the place in nothing except
a child's cotton nightie that's far too short and shows
off your twat and dangling bloodied tampon string
whenever you reach into the fridge for a bottle of
water? Then you must be my flatmate Rebecca Nicholson.
Bung the kettle on, will you? Aug 20 - 29
21.00 (22.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 TWO FAT WOMEN IN
TIGHT DRESSES SINGING SONGS Venue 33 - Pleasure, 60 The Pleasure Tickets 556
7474
 Self Explanatory Aug 10 - 29
21.00 (22.00) £7.00 (£6.00)
 ARE YOU
ALIVE? Venue 83 - Willow
Road, Forum Street Tickets 556 7498
 The
annual 'Next Level Down' season continues with some
nonentity who watched Dave Gorman's attempts to become
famous and now thinks 'Aha - that'll do me!' Also at the Fringe this year: 'Are
You Affected By Gravity?; 'Are You Within My Travelling
Budget?'; 'Are You Willing To Have The Piss Taken Out Of
You If You Don't Fancy Playing Along?' and 'Are You A
Producer With No Understanding Of Comedy And A Fat
Contract'. 'Are you an
unfunny black comedienne with a face like a prune?' - Gina Yashere 'Are You Sixteen Yet?' - (censored for legal
reasons) Aug 2 - 26 20.00 (21.00)
£7.00 (£7.00)
 To
celebrate the long-awaited release of hitherto-banned
cinema classics like A Clockwork Orange and The
Exorcist, why not come along and endure once
more EVERYONE’S STUPID FUCKING
OPINIONS Venue 3 - Up
Parsons’ Arse Tickets 556 0987
 Aug 4, 5, 8, 19 10.00
(22.00) £6.00 (£5.00)
 INNES OWN
TROUSERS Venue 97 - 'Ready
Mades', World Road Tickets 556 2765
 Ex-Bonzo Dog and Python collaborator Neil Innes
presents a one-man show with reminiscences and songs
from his illustrious career, marred only by a certain
Christopher Morris in the audience who will talk very
loudly to some short cunt in a cap about how great Peter
Cook was until someone very kindly leans over and tells
them both to shut the fuck up Aug 2 - 30
19.00 (20.45) £10.00 (£9.00)
 THOMPSON &
VENABLES Venue 4 - Worrabout
Jaymee's Peeaaarents' Tickets 556 1982
 The
scouser scamps return to their first love - stand-up. Aug 6
- 30 21.00 (22.00) £15.00
(£14.00)
 WOWIE
DOWIE (UNCONFIRMED)
 SGT
PEPPERDINE’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB
VICKI (CANCELLED)
 PHILL
JUPITUS Venue 33 - Whoring,
In The Red Tickets 556 2765
 A man inserts some rabbis into a
flat pocket of bread ‘Oh
no, it’s that kind of ‘fill Jew
pittas’ - Gilbert Ratchet, Viz July 30 - Aug
27 12.00 (23.00) £30 (£27)
 THE GREAT BIG
CLUB Venue 14 - McPlebs,
Jacksonroot Drive Tickets 556 2765
 The
Ministry of Sound and Boy George are the resident DJs
for a week of special rave events specially commissioned
by Kevin Lygoe to keep their unimaginative Channel 4
documentaries fed with shots of malnourished blokey
twats in shades and infantile gormless women lifting up
their tops to camera in a way that suggests that growing
a pair of freckly tits is their greatest achievement.
Meanwhile, over in Ibiza, some sunburnt women laugh at a
vibrator 'Ohhhhh, fuck off and
read a book' - Some Of The
Corpses Are Amusing Aug 20,
22 & 30 21.00 (4.00) £15.00 (£10.00)
 PICK OF THE
FRINGE Assembly Rooms,
Wherever, Etcetera Tickets 556 2765
 Well,
that's the good thing about living in a democracy. You
get a choice... Aug 30 21.00 (22.00)
£12.00 (£11.00)
 PRICK OF THE
FRINGE Assembly Hall - Yah
Yah Drive Tickets 556 2765
 Chris Addison. Aug 12 - 27
20.00 (21.00) £5.00
(£4.00)


 PICK OF THE
BINGE Pleasance Courtyard
- The Gutter Tickets 556 2765
 Richard Herring gets incredibly
drunk with his mates and makes a complete pottery tit of
himself singing 'Don't Look Back In Anger' at some
Karaoke party. Then he sobers up and moans about how he
always loses money when he goes to Edinburgh. Aug 30
21.00 (22.00) £12.00 (£11.00)
 PICK OF THE HINGE Krenshaw Utensil's Ugly Daughter - Queen
Street
 The 'Hinge' one out of Hinge And
Bracket takes us through all the bits of the act that he
wrote Aug 30 21.00 (22.00) £12.00
(£11.00)
 PICK OF THE MINGE Venue 66 - Little Perks, Princess
Street Tickets 556 2765
 A comedy groupie sneezes, drenching
her friends with the rancid spunk of a dozen
up-and-coming comedians, all tipped for the top Aug 30
17.00 (17.45) £5.00 (£4.00)
 THE NATIONAL EDINBURGH FILM AND
TELEVISION THEATRE FESTIVAL Kermode's - King Buxton's Blue World Tickets 556
1987
 NatWest or someone
sponsors SO YA WANNA MAKE
MOVIES...? A new
opportunity for innovative young film-makers who like to
completely misunderstand why most people enjoy watching
films. The prize will be awarded to something completely
tedious which nonetheless fits into some kind of
‘dark’ remit much beloved by the kind of
reference-hunting wankers who sycophantically refer to
film directors by their surnames. The booby prize will
be awarded to anyone who just films a good story
normally. Tickets available on the mantelpiece, behind
the complete David Lynch video collection. Aug 1 - 30 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00
(£9.00)
 HAPPY
BIRTHDAY SIMPSONS This
year marks the 1,000th time the BBC have screened the
mediocre third-series episode 'Boy Scoutz N The Hood'.
To celebrate this momentous piece of television history,
the BBC will be screening the mediocre third-series
episode 'Boy Scoutz N The Hood'. Aug 16 21.30 (22.00)
Free
 THE
FOUR FILM REVIEW SHOW A
selection of special film premieres live from the
Edinburgh Festival Film Four Film Festival on Four (C4).
Introduced by the bloke who actually committed the crime
which Johnny Vaughan purportedly did time in prison for.
Aug 4 - 29 21.00 (22.45) Free
 RICHARD HERRING
WRITES A NOTE TO THE MILKMAN ALL THE WAY FROM FIJI The Cheddar playwright
spends all the money he's earned this year on a nice
holiday for himself and his mates before his management
has a chance to spend it all on whores and drugs. Aug 20
Free (paid for by NBC/Fox/Gates
America)
 Channel 5 presents KIDDIE PORN SEASON For the first time in 25
years, a chance to see some notorious, classic British
child porn from the 1970s. Recoil in shock as the films
turn out to have proper plots and star people like Dandi
Nichols, Pamela Stephenson and various stray members of
Tony Blair’s extended family. Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 JOHN
O’FARRELL & PETE SINCLAIR Two bland men bumbling along until they
can write a hit sitcom, sell it to the States, then
contract out the writing so they don’t have to
bother any more. ‘And me, don’t forget
me!’ - Dan
Patterson Aug 28 - 29 21.00
(22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 LAURENCE MARKS & MAURICE GRAN The duo responsible for 'Goodnight
Sweetheart' and 'Birds of a Feather' talk about what
makes great comedy. Other people, mainly. Every night,
in a slightly cold room. Aug 28
- 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 Sacha
Baron Cohen presents DA RETURN
OF ALI G The
derivative, badly-realised character is joined by a
series of politicians who all respond completely
reasonably and intelligently to his questions and
clearly realise it’s a joke thing anyway. Plus,
the unveiling of his new character: Nobby the Nigger. Aug 3
21.00 (22.00) £9.00
(£7.00)
 EDINBURGH OR BUST Channel 4 present an impartial look at
the best Edinburgh comedy, in association with whatever
Karen Koren decides will give her the best publicity.
Featuring vox pops galore, so long as they say nice
things. The series will end with slow-motion footage of
a comedian collecting some pathetic little plastic cup
from a non-existent award committee so the series can
end on a high note. Note: Audiences must enter the venue
in time-lapse speed, and then exit looking sweaty and
going ‘absolutely brilliant’ ‘It’s Friday night, and newcomer Jon
Reed is...ow, who threw that?’ - Jenny Eclair Throughout The
Festival Free
 SOUTH
PARK Stage version of the popular over-rated
student fad that’s quite funny in places until you
realise you’re not watching anything particularly
original or exciting when it all comes down to it. The
evening ends with a load of songs which turn out to be
absolutely incredible but which journalists will claim
spoils the whole event. Cunts. ‘Sick’ - Richard Herring Followed by: TREY & MATT - FROM SOUTH PARK
TO NOWHERE Trey Parker
and Matt Stone present a short season of all their other
work which nobody cares about because in hasn’t
got Cartman in it saying his catchphrase. Don’t
miss this unique opportunity to see Trey and Matt in
person claiming that they’re so bloody
counter-cultural and subversive to have gotten
‘South Park’ on the air despite the fact
that somewhere along the line they must have sat in a
Comedy Central studio manager’s office wearing
suits and smiling politely at pie charts and potential
overseas sales figures. Aug 4 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00 (£8.00)
 FRIENDS Preview showings of the popular
children's series This year: 'The One Where Ross Fucks
Off' Aug 28 - 29 21.00 (23.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 THE
NATIONAL EDINBURGH FILM AND TELEVISION THEATRE FESTIVAL
PRESENTS ‘AN EVENING WITH THE
GOODIES’ A treat for comedy fans. The
evening kicks off with a question and answer session
with the three surviving members during which Bill Oddie
will giggle a lot, Tim Brooke-Taylor will be fey and
Graeme Garden will be an obstinate old swine who
dismisses their entire work as a bit childish. After
which there will be special showings of the episodes
‘The Movies’ and ‘Goodies Rule
OK’ which will stun those audience members who
bacng on about The Boosh being innovative and exciting
into rigid, amazed silence. At the climax of the show
BBC2 controller Jane Root will come on stage and attempt
to explain why The Goodies wouldn’t be of interest
to today’s comedy watchers, and the entire
audience will rush the stage and kick her up the cunt.
Goody Goody Yum Yum. Aug 14
21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 THE
KEVIN LYGOE LECTURE Kevin Lygoe, once Channel
4's golden boy of Entertainment, now at Channel 5,
presents his vision of a better broadcasting Britain
while Sacha Baron Cohen translates it into
'street-speak' for the plebs and a woman with no bra and
enormous breasts jogs on the spot to whatever happens to
be number one in the Pepsi chart that week. Aug 15 21.00 (22.45) £7.00
(£6.50)
 THE
NATIONAL EDINBURGH FILM AND TELEVISION THEATRE FESTIVAL
PRESENTS ‘AN EVENING WITH JIMMY
MULVILLE’ (Cancelled)
 BLAND FilmFour
 THE
RICHARD CURTIS LECTURE A rare chance to hear
Richard Curtis, award-winning writer of 'The Vicar Of
Dibley' and 'Four Weddings And A Funeral' explaining his
unique working method - every time Emma Freud fellates
him, another bit of his talent gets sucked out. Aug 28 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 Someone Good in SOMETHING SHIT ...because
they've just received a huge tax bill. Aug 23 21.00
(21.30) £10.00 (£8.00)
 THE NATIONAL EDINBURGH
FILM AND TELEVISION THEATRE PRESENTS 'AN EVENING WITH
WILDMAN FISCHER' Merry Go Round, doo doo doo
doo... Aug 28 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 TAKEOVER TV
The final vote, live from the Fringe. Do
you have what it takes to do something a bit kitch,
amateur and half-hearted to be chosen for this
show? Hey - it worked for Adam & Joe! Aug
19 20.00 (21.00) £5.00
(£4.00)
 MINI BROTHER A new
collaboration between Endemol and Channel 4 - eight
children are shut up in a room for two months while an
E4-viewing public scrutinise their every move. Expect
Lord Of The Flies style battles as the kids play
kisschase, pull each other's hair and fill their pants
with crap. A unique social experiment. 'Yeah, and if you sort of half-squint you can see
right up them' - Gary Carter,
Endemol Entertainment 'I
find myself rushing home from work to see whether little
Sally's nose has stopped bleeding yet' - Charlie Brooker 'We wrote this joke last year, incidentally'
-
SOTCAA
 PLAY
UK PRESENTS 'THE HOLOCAUST' Special preview
screening of a specially commissioned Play UK
documentary about the appalling atrocities of Second
World War Nazi concentration camps, relieved every few
minutes by the latest pop videos from Steps and
Travis. Aug 27 21.00 (22.45)
£10.00 (£9.00)
 FILM
NIGHT - WITH RICHARD HERRING (Cancelled due to lack of
interest)


 MEDIA URBAN
MYTHS Venue 56 - Iain's
Scouthut Tickets 556 2765
 Do you
know a great juicy story about a well-known celebrity?
Do you mistakenly believe you’re the one of the
elite few who are important enough to be trusted with
the information? Have you heard the story about Debbie
McGee being fucked by an alsation? Well, come along and
view this unique display of things everyone knows
anyway. Every night at The Pleasant, introduced by the
bloke who actually did the crime Johnny Vaughan
purportedly went to prison for. Prize for the most
convincing anecdote - the cocaine from Diana’s
handbag and a night out with Jim Davidson. Presented by
Jools Holland and the late Queen Mother. ‘Free tickets for me, or the kids get
it!’ - Kate Adie Aug 7
- 29 21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 THE JEFF IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE
OTHER SIDE (NO
WAY)
 JASPER CARROTT presents FUNKY MOPED DJM's - Rhomann's Pen Tickets 556 2765
 Live from the Boggery, a unique
event - for the first time since 1975, a load of
wanky-opinioned journalists actually listen to
Carrott’s top ten hit all the way through several
times. The evening ends with them realising it was
actually a great song and they’ve been lying to
each other all these years. They will then amend their
‘Worst Records Of All Time’ lists and start
slagging off 'The Chicken Song' instead, even though
that was a fucking parody as well. ‘Faintly bobble hat time...’ - Jasper Carrott Aug 5 - 29
21.00 (22.45) £10.00
(£9.00)
 DWIGHT BERTYWERTY-SCHMUCKBERG III
Jnr in GODDAM IT, SCHODDAM
IT Barney's Laffter Hut -
McFleeceberg, Idaho Tickets 556 2765
 So, what
is the deal with these drive-in Twinkies,
etc... Aug 12 - 20 22.00 (23.30)
£5.00
(£4.00)

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